Forbidden: Daffodil's Escapade

by cast johnson

Daffodil Smith never portended something this raucous would happen in her good Christian suburbs. Arguments plagued her relationship with longtime lover Callisto Johnson and she decided it would be best to move on in a casual and humble fashion. But a new man catches her eyes less than ten minutes after the breakup, and she must pick between toons or cogs in this passionate tale.

1. Finding A Better Daddy

hi fans. its me daffy, or daffodil for long! thats me ;) im a hot red cat that neeeds boyfrend now but we ge tto that later! this is jsut the prolog sorry for be short xdxd. xoxo.

this week ben so ruf for me. cast was just ugh. we yoost to be like dis but now we're like "dis" do you . feel what i am putting down!

we was in a back nine. more like black nine. ugh, am i correct or incorrect or what. cast was being sooo bossy and grsoss as usal. he was like "daffy fog w/ me" "daffy storm buddies" "daffy shut up knock knock shut up die" and i couldent taik it any more longer . i couldent.

i looked him in his ugly monkey eyes. "u know what you whore? " i spoke angrily but hotly for my fans "i dislike the hostility" bu t he thought i was joking or something. well? i wasn't if anything i wasent being seraes enough. i HATED the hostility. i dident care how hostile socks thot i was ,,, i just was done so done. i told him i want lyndsey gunnulfsen to marey me and he lafgh at me. i cry. he laugh more. i just UGH. stop!

in a storm of hatered i just left the black nein. i sed i had a catlelogalog so thay woodint juj me. but cast just threw up on me. i cried in my estate for like tien hole minits. i dident kno wwhat to do! i pakced my bags and said im DONE af. done. meaf. meat. meaf. done

i packed my bags and moved to a different estate. fre$h start, i said to myself, and praid to me lorde and saviour lyndsey gunnelfSIN to be safe. she said who ru i smiled bc its our joke :)

i didnt know were to go from here. my new house was lame. ratchet. sad. like my soul. but volunteersfan was like at leeest u got one gurl and then that one monkey that inapriorpyltly tucht me in a black nein said ;) and i crid more. i wasnt ready to be alone. i need cast. NO wait ihate him forgo t lol. i need his mom, lana del rey. NO wait ihate him forgo t lol, more like lana del GAY becaz be gay is bad like god say to me in chirceh and biebel.

i gaze into the distants "what would floppy do" i whisper sadly and sadlier. but outside my windo was a man i'll nevr forget. he was so hot, espeshly his calves! he was watching me undress,,, ugh, erotic but uncald for. lol. me. ok well i ask what is ur name hottiye sir ? :)

"ceo," he said seductively. i fainted in love.

see u guys next time for the storey ;)