Oliver Wood Questionnaire
Hello, this is Harley coming in live from the Gryffindor common room. Oliver is with me, and damn does he look g-o-o-d!
OW- Harlz please, your embarrassing me. How many people are you showing this to anyways?
H- well, I think just me right now *Grins Evilly*
OW- what was that for?!? That grin!
H- what grin?
OW- that! You still have it on your face! I might have gotten hit in the head many times and even smacked into the Quidditch hoops, but I'm not that thick.
H- *Pats Oliver's head* you'll be fine. NOW! On with the questions!
OW- wait I.
H- *Cuts off* How old are you now, Oliver?
OW- Erm, I suppose I would be about, well I'm in fifth year, so I am 15.
H- Hows your sex Life?
OW- well actually its pretty good, last night I just learned how to do a good.. HEY! Wait a minute! I don't have to answer that!
H- *Rubs his knee softy* And Why not? Don't you trust me?
OW- Well, *Looks a bit nervous* I donno
H- well, I'll ask another question then.
OW- I suppose.. *Sigh*
H- ok, Time to be serious
OW- Alright
H- Boxers or Breifs
OW- Hows that serious?
H- Oliver, just answer the question!
OW- Alright Alright dont eat me... Um.. *Blushes* Boxers because briefs make me feel all cramped and stuffy
H- Um... NEXT!
OW- *Sits quietly blushing and Nods*
H- What's your favorite Ice Cream?
OW- Um.. Strawberry, Why?
H- Because you can tell alot about a person from what type of Ice cream they are
OW- How?
H-... Umm well.. I donno I just wanted to ask! Is that such a wrong doing? Bloody hell!
OW- Alright, sorry.
H- but my friend Ravyn knows what you can tell from a person by what type of ice cream they like..
OW- Ok, ask her
H- RAVYN!
Ravyn- What!?!?!
H- About the ice cream thing.. Whats strawberry mean?
R- Fruity.
Ow- So.. I'm fruity??
H- I can say that! *licks Lips*
OW- *Blushes lightly* Whats yours?
H- Chocolate, Ravyn whats chocolate again?
R- Dark and.... Very tasty?
H-... Anyways getting along
OW- What? You have another question?
H- yeah, lets ask Ravyn. ravyn, you have a question for Oliver?
R- Ok, Draco or Harry?
OW- For what?
R- If you had to fuck Draco or Harry, who would you do it with? Pretend that if you didn't, you would loose the Quidditch Cup this year.
OW- I cant answer that!
R- Of course you can. Its only the entire Gryffindor house in the room, and Harley and me. Who are both respectfully in Slytherin, by the way.
OW- Do I have to?
R- I will give you a chocolate frog.
OW- Not a good trade off.
R- I will give you a sundae.
OW- Nope, not good enough.
R- I'll make Harley stay with you for one night.
OW- YEAH!
H- Yeah- WAIT A MINUET! What do you mean? Bloody hell, when was anyone going to tell me this?
R- I'll give you a cookie, Har.
H- OoOoOo..... Cookie! So which one Oliver?
OW- Um, I would have to say Draco, the dude has impeccable skin, and nice eyes. But his hair is so shinny it glares in my eyes during the games.
H+R- *~*Slience*~*......
OW- What?
H- Nothing! Anyways...
R- YOU LITTLE! DRACOS MINE! *Jumps on Oliver*
OW- *Screams* AHHH!!!
H- We'll be back after a short break... *Smiles widely* Toodles!
R- KILL YOU! KILL YOU!
H- Oh get off him!
OW- OUCH! SHE BIT MY....
H- BYE!
~~~~~
Well, that was fun wasn't it? New chapter Shortly! Later! If you have any questions you would like us to ask.. ask them and tell us who to ask them to. next week we will be interviewing Ron Weasley. So, think of questions! bye!
Hello, this is Harley coming in live from the Gryffindor common room. Oliver is with me, and damn does he look g-o-o-d!
OW- Harlz please, your embarrassing me. How many people are you showing this to anyways?
H- well, I think just me right now *Grins Evilly*
OW- what was that for?!? That grin!
H- what grin?
OW- that! You still have it on your face! I might have gotten hit in the head many times and even smacked into the Quidditch hoops, but I'm not that thick.
H- *Pats Oliver's head* you'll be fine. NOW! On with the questions!
OW- wait I.
H- *Cuts off* How old are you now, Oliver?
OW- Erm, I suppose I would be about, well I'm in fifth year, so I am 15.
H- Hows your sex Life?
OW- well actually its pretty good, last night I just learned how to do a good.. HEY! Wait a minute! I don't have to answer that!
H- *Rubs his knee softy* And Why not? Don't you trust me?
OW- Well, *Looks a bit nervous* I donno
H- well, I'll ask another question then.
OW- I suppose.. *Sigh*
H- ok, Time to be serious
OW- Alright
H- Boxers or Breifs
OW- Hows that serious?
H- Oliver, just answer the question!
OW- Alright Alright dont eat me... Um.. *Blushes* Boxers because briefs make me feel all cramped and stuffy
H- Um... NEXT!
OW- *Sits quietly blushing and Nods*
H- What's your favorite Ice Cream?
OW- Um.. Strawberry, Why?
H- Because you can tell alot about a person from what type of Ice cream they are
OW- How?
H-... Umm well.. I donno I just wanted to ask! Is that such a wrong doing? Bloody hell!
OW- Alright, sorry.
H- but my friend Ravyn knows what you can tell from a person by what type of ice cream they like..
OW- Ok, ask her
H- RAVYN!
Ravyn- What!?!?!
H- About the ice cream thing.. Whats strawberry mean?
R- Fruity.
Ow- So.. I'm fruity??
H- I can say that! *licks Lips*
OW- *Blushes lightly* Whats yours?
H- Chocolate, Ravyn whats chocolate again?
R- Dark and.... Very tasty?
H-... Anyways getting along
OW- What? You have another question?
H- yeah, lets ask Ravyn. ravyn, you have a question for Oliver?
R- Ok, Draco or Harry?
OW- For what?
R- If you had to fuck Draco or Harry, who would you do it with? Pretend that if you didn't, you would loose the Quidditch Cup this year.
OW- I cant answer that!
R- Of course you can. Its only the entire Gryffindor house in the room, and Harley and me. Who are both respectfully in Slytherin, by the way.
OW- Do I have to?
R- I will give you a chocolate frog.
OW- Not a good trade off.
R- I will give you a sundae.
OW- Nope, not good enough.
R- I'll make Harley stay with you for one night.
OW- YEAH!
H- Yeah- WAIT A MINUET! What do you mean? Bloody hell, when was anyone going to tell me this?
R- I'll give you a cookie, Har.
H- OoOoOo..... Cookie! So which one Oliver?
OW- Um, I would have to say Draco, the dude has impeccable skin, and nice eyes. But his hair is so shinny it glares in my eyes during the games.
H+R- *~*Slience*~*......
OW- What?
H- Nothing! Anyways...
R- YOU LITTLE! DRACOS MINE! *Jumps on Oliver*
OW- *Screams* AHHH!!!
H- We'll be back after a short break... *Smiles widely* Toodles!
R- KILL YOU! KILL YOU!
H- Oh get off him!
OW- OUCH! SHE BIT MY....
H- BYE!
~~~~~
Well, that was fun wasn't it? New chapter Shortly! Later! If you have any questions you would like us to ask.. ask them and tell us who to ask them to. next week we will be interviewing Ron Weasley. So, think of questions! bye!