A Crazy Game of Quidditch

The characters all belong to JKR.  The song belongs to Oar: "That was a Crazy Game of Poker."  Please don't sue.  No infringement is intended.  

Warning: Filk, not beta'd.  I hope no one else has done this, and if they have I apologize.

Sorry about formatting, I'm still working on it.

Spoilers: None.

Summary:  Draco and his band of merry men sing a song.

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Ohh myyyy,
20 throw down in my best broom
and the man to my left has floated down.
Well, Harry doubled up with a Wronski feint.
I had three goals and a pair of snitches.
My mind is turning - just two shots more.
There's not much left to play.
Well then wizard walks in, black hat on top.
What am I?  If I'm lucky,
Wasn't a Death Eater,
cause I'm just runnin' out of time.

Who's up for game two?
What to do?
My potion's getting' thin
and I just lost my wand last night.
Well, I gotta problem.
Just one answer:
Gotta throw it all down,
and charm it goodbye.
Yeah!

That was a crazy game of Quidditch.
(That was a crazy game of Quidditch.)
I lost it all,
(I lost it all.)
but someday I'll be back again.
And I, never to fold.
(Never to fold.)

Who's up for game three?
I can barely see the fir'whiskey drowning next to me,
and I just lost it all.
Well, there's a man flying next to me.
Ginny was smiling
cause its funny.
I don't have no money tonight.
Yeaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!

That was a crazy game of Quidditch.
(That was a crazy game of Quidditch.)
I lost it all,
(I lost it all.)
but someday I'll be back again.
And I, never to fold.
(Never to fold.)

Bop bop bop...
I say now skittleedat dat,
Well, how 'bout that?
I'm soaring out the front - never soaring out the back.

And I walked onto the pitch yesterday.
'Cause I had something to do, something to say.
And Harry walked on right behind me and I didn't turn around.
'Til I heard the sound of his feet falling on the ground.
I looked over my shoulder and I saw a boggart,
and I said, "What'cha doin' on the pitch tonight."

So I said, "Harry, whatcha doing tonight?"
He looked at me with a face full of fright.
And I said, "How 'bout a revolution?"
And he said, "Right."
I say "of."  You say "a."
I say "Revolution," and you say "Die."
I say "of."  You say "a."
I say "Revolution," and you say "Die dah dah!"
Day day oh!

And I said, "What'cha looking at?"
He hit me across the face with a bludger.
I grabbed my wand and I said, "Let's get out and go."
So, he landed on the field and said, "Do what you're here for."
I said, "I'm wandering round the road four to four."
And I said, "I been flying for about a thousand years."

"And my feet are growing tired,
My eyes a little wired,
Don't know what to do unless I retire."
And he just said, "Let's play some crazy Quidditch."

So I said, "Harry, whatcha doing tonight?"
He looked at me with a face full of fright.
And I said, "How 'bout a revolution?"
And he said, "Right."
I say "of."  You say "a."
I say "Revolution," and you say "Die."
I say "of."  You say "a."
I say "Revolution," and you say "Die dah dah!"
Day day oh!

I said, "That was the craziest game of Quidditch that I ever saw!"
I said, "That was the craziest game of Quidditch that I ever saw!"
But I'm not gonna quit and I'm not gonna stop.
Don't give a shit cause I got the drop.
Harry just got two eyes just like mine,
And I'm feeling kinda funky, kinda fine.

And I drank a bottle of fire whiskey, 'fore I came,
Came to the pitch to see what's the same.
I saw my man named Harry standin' across the field from me.

And to my left was a man, he had no Mark.
Didn't really think about starting a scene.
The man to my right wasn't feeling kinda nice.
He looked kinda mad and I felt bad,
Because I took his 'memberall last night…it's kinda funny.
But now I'm just struggling--
I need a Potions Master.
I don't know what to say anymore
So I'm just gonna go out, anywho...

So I said, "Harry, whatcha doing tonight?"
He looked at me with a face full of fright.
And I said, "How 'bout a revolution?"
And he said, "Right."
I say "of."  You say "a."
I say "Revolution," and you say "Die."
I say "of."  You say "a."
I say "Revolution," and you say "Die."
I say "of."  You say "a."
I say "Revolution," and you say "Die."
I say of, you say a
I say "Revolution," and you say "Die dah dah!"
Day day oh!

The End