"RUN FASTER DAMN IT!"

"I'M TRYING BUT THIS THING IS WEIGHING ME DOWN!"

"I CAN SEE IT WE'RE ALMOST THERE!"

"LOOK OUT"

CRASH

Two hours earlier.

Hinata Okano was in her room watching professional wrestling on tv.

"Hm, I wonder if you can suplex Korosensei..."

There was a knock on her door.

"Okano dear, its your mother."

"What is it mom?"

"I need you to run out and get some groceries for me." She said through the door.

"Sure, just give me a few minutes and I'll run down to the continent store-"

"Its closed for repairs, and theres been an accident at the supermarket. Its blocked off."

"Eh? Then where do you expect me to-"

"Well theres the walmart-"

A shiver went up Okano's spine as she heard the word.

"I can't go there at this time of day!" Said Okano. "Thats when the freaks go!"

"Oh you'll be fine." Said Okano's mother. "And if you don't I'm cutting off your cable."

Okano sighed, defeated.

"Fine... But your paying the bus fare."

The bus stopped across the street from Walmart. Okano got off and looked at the shoping list in her hands, then at the blue building.

"I'll never understand why they built this store here."

She crossed the street and made her way through the parking lot.

"You won't be long Okano, you won't be long."

She saw a flock of seagulls loitering by a single shopping cart.

"Sure are alot of sea-"

She didn't have time to finish her thoughts before another flock of seagulls flew around and began pecking her.

"Ow!ow! Hey!" Stop!"

She tried to kick the birds away but they were too fast.

"H-Help!"

She ran towards the front doors as fast as she could.

"Damn birds!"

Okano made it through the automatic doors, the birds flying away as she entered the building.

"Phew..."

Okano dusted herself off and looked around. All around her shoppers went about their business. She took out her shopping list and read it over.

-Lettuce

-Milk

-Bread

-Ramen noodles

-Garlic powder

-Cream cheese

-A romantic music CD.

"Why do we need the CD?"

Okano grabbed a shopping basket and pocketed her list, walking into the crowd of shoppers.

Okano's first stop was the produce. She easily found the lettuce and put two... Shit, are they called heads of lettuce or what? I can't remember. Odd if its called a head of lettuce because it doesn't have a he-

Okano raised an eyebrow.

"Uh, author, your interrupting the story."

Oh sorry. Anyways, she put two things of lettuce in her basket. I swear it won't happen again.

Okano crossed lettuce off the list.

"Lets get the bread next..."

She noticed an employee stacking loafs of bread by the baked goods.

"Perfect."

Okano approached the employee and cleared her throat.

"Uh, could I grab one of those loaves?" Asked Okano

"No you can't get out of my store kid." Replied the employee.

"Excuse me?!"

"Just messing with ya, go ahead."

"Oh, thanks."

Okano grabbed one loaf from the top and put it in her basket.

"That takes care of the bread... Now garlic pow-"

Just then Okano felt a hand on her shoulder.

"Heya girl."

Okano slowly turned her head. Standing behind her was an overweight man wearing a fishing cap and a blue jacket.

"Your very pretty."

"Um, thanks?"

"Do you wanna go... Ya know... Get some calzones?"

"I'm not even sure what that is."

"Wanna find out?"

The man licked his lips.

"Hell no!"

She tried to free herself from the man's grip but it was too tight.

"L-Let go!"

Okano kicked the man in the face, causing him to stumble into the bread tower and fall down.

"Aw crap, that took me thirty minutes." Said the employee.

Okano ran away as fast as she could, towards the clothes department.

And so ends the first chapter. Buckle in everyone, its going to be a crazy ride.