Smeagol and Gollum's Song
The Italics part is sung to the Tune of "Breaking Free" from the High School Musical Note: I have never seen High School Musical, but I have heard this song and I don't like it.
Smeagol -
We founds it, preciouss
We killeds our friendses and we
got precious for meeeee
Gollum –
Us, my love, us
Smeagol -
Yesss, yess. Smeagol meant usss
Now sings your part
Gollum –
(Clears throat)
Then we lost it
To a Bagginses
Smeagol -
But now we needs to take it
Hobbitses took it and wants to destroy preciouss
Gollum -
But we won't let that happen
We'll kill hobbit scum
Smeagol -
No we won'ts
No, preciousss. We can'ts kill hobbitses
Masters nice.
Gollum -
No, master is not nice.
Smeagol -
Yess. He is!
Smeagol won'ts kills master.
Gollum -
Fine. We need to sing the rest of the song.
Smeagol -
Oh. Yess. Yess, we must
Both -
Now we go and follow precious
Until we can take it
Chorus #1
Smeagol -
Precious and me!
Gollum –
Us, my love, us
Smeagol -
Yesss, yess. Smeagol always meant usss
Sing! You must singses!
Gollum -
We needs the
Smeagol -
Preciousss
Both -
Precious is calling out for
Us. But Masters keep it close
Smeagol -
But we're trying
Both -
Yeah, Precious and we
Smeagol -
Oh, Precious and me
Gollum -
How many times do I have to tell you
it's us. Or we. Not me!
Smeagol -
Smeagol sorries. It is we. Now singses!
Gollum -
(Grudgingly)
Ohhhh
Smeagol -
Can you see it sparklings
Shiny and goldens all sparkly
Gollum -
That makes no sense
Smeagol motions for Gollum to continue.
Gollum –
(Rolls his eyes)
We see it in our reach
But we need patience though
Both -
We waitses for the moments
And then we'll grab prescious
Chorus #2
Smeagol -
Preciouss and usss
Gollum -
We needs the
Smeagol –
I said usss! Did you hears me? I saids uss!
Not mee! Usss!
Gollum –
Great. Continue
Smeagol –
(Clears throat)
Preciousss
Both -
Precious is calling out for
Us. But Masters keep it close
Smeagol -
But we're trying
Yeah, Precious and we
Gollum -
Ohhhh We lead
Smeagol -
Hobbits
To get to wherever
Both -
They're goin'. I guess we'll see
Smeagol -
We'll have her
Both -
Do the works for us
Smeagol -
Precious and we
Gollum -
Ohhh , yeah
Smeagol -
My precious
I help you!
Gollum -
I don't care
What you do!
When she gets him
Both -
Precious is coming!
Smeagol -
What 'bout fat
hobbitses
Gollum -
Just trust me. He'll be gone
Both -
Then precious is for meee
Chorus #3
Gollum -
We needs the
Smeagol -
Precioussss
Both -
Precious is calling out for
Us. But Masters keep it close
But we're trying
Smeagol -
Yeah, Preciousss and meeee!
Gollum –
(Rather angrily)
Precious and WE!
Ohhhh We lead
Smeagol -
Ohhhh, hobbitses
Both -
To get to wherever
They're goin'. I guess we'll see
We'll have her
Smeagol -
eat master
Gollum -
Oh, precious and us!
Smeagol -
Ohhh, Preciousssss and meeee!
Gollum -
NOOOO!
Smeagol takes this outburst as part of the song.
So in the next part, Gollum comes in a little later than he's supposed to.
Both -
But now we needs to take it
Away from Hobbitses and the precious is ours…