A freaky parody I thought of after I had eaten icecream, a huge cup of hot cocoa, and some pastries and was really regreting it. It's a parody of John Mayer's, "Your Body is a Wonderland." (I don't own the original song or anything related to John Mayer) Enjoy!

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I've got the cafe to myself
I've got this pint of ice cream for me
One thing I'd like to do
Is eat this edible stuff

One lick to every centimeter of
My icecream like dairylicious love
One cup of steaming cocoa
And the cafe's special, "Dairy Delight"

'Cause if I want food
I'll buy it
Swim in layers
Of chocolate
Take all my diet plans
And toss 'em
This is gonna kill my tummy

My body had too much dairy
My body had too much I'll need the toilet
My body had too much dairy

Something about the way the swirls in place
I love the taste it has when mixed with pastries
My tummy tells me I need to stop though I keep going
I'll never let my spoon hit the counter without finishing my plate

Cause if I want food
I'll buy it
Swim in layers
Of chocolate
Take all my diet plans
And toss 'em
This is gonna kill my tummy

My body had too much dairy
My body had too much I'll need the toilet

Damn, dairy
You congest me
I know you're tasty very tasty very tasty
But you seem so good it sickens me sometimes

My body had too much dairy
My body had too much I'll need the toilet
My body had too much dairy
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So, what do you think? It doesn't rhyme, I know...oh well!

KK