When our favorite Duo get bored in History of Magic, they turn to things that interest them more. Like passing notes. And quidditch. This is supposed to have happened in Harry's 3rd year, which is also their third year.
Cassi Black: Italics
Mary Evans: Bold
Oh, and please keep in mind that reviews make the muses happy and flames will cause the plot penguins to attack you with flame throwers. Enjoy!
I own nothing except Cassi-- I don't even own Mary! She belongs to my partner in crime! I have nothing of value, so don't bother suing!
Er... Cass?
Whatever it is, I DIDN'T DO IT!!
Talk about a guilty conscious...
Sorry, I was... let's go w/ "Daydreaming" about torturing our "favorite" Slyths.
Fill me in when you come up with a plan!
Will do! Wait a sec, did you actually want to say something or is this just random note passing?
Yeah, uh, have you ever actually read this book yet?
Mar, you know very well that I've read too many books to count! Which one are we talking writing about?
Well duh! Since you're too dense to just LOOK at it like a normal person, it's Quidditch Though the Ages.
Shut up! And I've never claimed to be "normal!" AND I'M NOT DENSE!
Whatever. So have you?
Have I what? Oh, right, read the book... er... I think I just kinda skimmed through it. Why?
You sure you weren't worshipping it because Wood touched it?
SHUT UP!
Ha! I knew it!
I never worshiped the damn thing! Is there a point you were trying to make or are you just trying to get me all worked up?
...Yes?
Ha. Ha.
Fine, kill my fun. I have a point and it's a good one!
And it would be...?
Did you ever look at the part about the fouls?
Er...I think I might've skipped it. Why?
Just look at the 10 most common ones.
Oh. Well, I've only gotten called on 9 so far...
Which didn't you do yet?
Yet? C'mon, I'm not that bad!
Whatever you want to tell yourself...
You suck. And I've never... what'd they call it... "Snitchnipped."
Which one is that? Oh, non-Seekers catching the Snitch.
Right, I've never done that!
That's only cause you suck at Seeking!
Okay, I'll give you that. And they should really define "excessive" when they say "Excessive use of elbows towards opponents" for Cobbing!
I think it means no breaking noses...
Hey, it was only a few Slyths!
It was the WHOLE TEAM! In ONE match!
The deserved it!!
I wasn't saying it was a bad idea.
Good, cause if you were I'd think you were sick or something.
Though I think Wood was a bit pissed about you getting suspended for a match.
Wood? You should have seen Uncle A! I thought he was going to hex me! In a completely different matter, we gotta get our hands on that full fouls list!
Totally! Though we'd probably be banned for life...
It'd be worth it... I gotta get my hands on an axe before we play the Slyths again!
I think that may just get you arrested...
It wouldn't be the first time. *scratches it out* I guess you're right...
What was that?
What was what?
That bit you scratched out.
Nothing.
Uh-huh.
I'll tell you later. For the love of Zeus is this class ever going to end?!
Right, I'll hold you to it. And the bell...*bell rings*...never mind!
*plot penguin runs out holding a sign that all typos are to be blamed on a combo of my dyslexia and heiressofanor (my Partner-In-Crime)*