A/N: A crossover with my hopefully-will-be-published-in-the-far-future novel, The Right Alice.
"So...it's a lizard that caused him all trouble?" Audrey raised an eyebrow as she sipped her tea. Theo nodded, the ribbon of his hat whacking Reginald in the eye hard enough to make him tear up.
"Well, actually he's not a lizard, but his name is Billy and he's a slimeball," Alice Butler said, handing Reginald her napkin, "He's practically controlling Jervis' Alice."
"How so?" asked Henderson.
"She's too forgiving," Alice Liddell said, "Even if he makes her angry, she sees the good in him no matter what."
Alice McAddams almost choked on her tea, "I watched that guy through the looking-glass yesterday, and I did not see a speck of good."
"You don't see good in anyone," Henderson said, rolling his eyes.
Alice McAddams scoffed, "That's a lie. Why else would I be dating you?"
"The curse," Alice Sanderson said.
"No, that explains why hatters love Alices," David said, giving her a grin, "Not the other way around."
"So the curse affected Jervis, even though he's in Aboveland?" asked Alice King. Tyler nodded.
"The curse is actually more effective in Aboveland," he explained, "because there are more Alices, and less hatters."
"I miss the Aboveland hatters," Audrey mused, getting off-topic as always, "They were always so mad."
"Is there anything we can do to fix this?" Reginald asked.
"Yep," Audrey said. She didn't say anything else.
"What is it?" Jamie asked.
"How are you guys at acting like villains?"