This Is A One-Shot
Note: This is the one-shot mentioned in Part 5 of the Things That Are Really Cool Awards!

After Chris McLean was randomly dropped from the story, Nico and Percy were driving back to the awards.

Nico turned the radio on, and a Justin Bieber song started playing. "I know you love me!" Nico started singing.

Percy gagged. "EW! Who can listen to this CRAP?" He turned the radio dial to a Hannah Montana song. "YOU GET THE BEST, OF BOTH WORLDS! CHILL IT OUT, TAKE IT SLOW -"

Nico turned the song back. "We listen to Bieber!"

Percy turned the song back to Hannah. "Whoa, whoa, whoa!" he exclaimed. "ARE YOU FREAKING INSANE? IT IS HANNAH MONTANA ALL THE WAY!"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa!" Nico exclaimed. "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? THE BIEBSTER FOR THE WIN, BITCHES! MWAHAHA!"

"NO! You LIE!"

"I do NOT lie, you piece of SEAWEED CRAP!"

Percy released his hands from the steering wheel and started slapping Nico. "Take it back!"

"No way, you smelly piece of Poseidon crap! NOT UNTIL YOU TAKE IT BACK AGAINST JUSTIN!"

"NEVER!"

Nico slapped Percy across the face and started laughing. "HA!"

"WHAT IS SO FUNNY, YOU DEADBEAT BASTARD?" Percy asked in frustration.

"Your cheek!"

"WHAT ABOUT IT?"

"It makes a funny sound when you slap it!"

"WHAT!"

HONK!

Nico and Percy both looked through the windshield and saw a red racecar flying straight at them.

"AHHH!" they both screamed, and the impact was inevitable.

The Mystery Machine collided with the racecar, and the airbags in the car inflated, crushing Percy and Nico.

After a few minutes, the two managed to untangle themselves from the airbags. "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?" Percy cried in exasperation.

"LIKE I FREAKING KNOW?" Nico shot back.

"Well, I know!" someone shouted.

Percy and Nico started looking around. "Who the hell said that?" Nico asked.

"ME, you DUMBASSES! The car that you MORONS crashed into with your psychedelic vehicle!"

Percy and Nico both turned to the car and saw that it had a mouth. "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS DEMONSPAWN?" Percy exclaimed.

"This DEMONSPAWN is freaking LIGHTNING MCQUEEN, famous RACECAR! Ka-chow!" McQueen said, flashing a lightning sticker.

"Um… this is just plain creepy…" Nico said, starting to back away.

But Percy started staring with something close to the look he has on his face when he notices a picture of Ariel.

"Um… Percy?" Nico asked nervously.

"LIGHTNING MCQUEEN!" Percy exclaimed, hugging the racecar in his arms.

Lightning squirmed on the pressure. He looked at Nico and asked, "Is this guy… um… always like this?"

Nico shrugged his shoulders. "Kind of. You should see him with Ariel."

"That The Little Mermaid slut?" Lightning asked curiously.

"YES! THAT ONE!" Percy squealed excitedly.

Lightning rolled his eyes. "She's a huge skankoid, dude."

Percy sighed. "That she may be, but she IS lovely."

Nico coughed. "Anyways, it was nice talking to you, demonic talking car… but, well… we really must be going. It's time that we got back to the awards."

"The Things That Are Really Cool Awards?" McQueen asked with interest.

"Yeah, those are the ones!" Nico exclaimed.

"Well, then let's gets going! I was on my way there now! We should get on our way, boys!" Lightning said, opening up one of his doors.

Nico climbed in and looked at Percy, who was still standing there with a stunned expression on his face. "Dude, are you freaking coming? We need to get back to the awards show!"

And as Percy climbed in he squealed, "OHMYGOD THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!"

I'm not even sure if this even deserves consideration for a second chapter. It probably doesn't. But please review anyway, even if it IS sucky (which it is). I just needed to write this to tell the untold story of part of the arc.

Thanks for taking the time to read this long! –T.D.