A/N: This story is just for fun!
Characters: Lightning, Kain Highwind, Tifa Lockhart, Vaan, Laguna Loire, Yuna
Summary: A basic story where the new characters of Dissidia 012 are forced to live in a mansion together. Yuna, the newest addition to the Dissidia cast, joins in on the fun.
WARNING: Just for fun, random, funny, out of character
House of Duodecim
The New Addition
"Well, here you are Miss Yuna," said the director, Takahashi.
Yuna bowed her head, "Thank you for the ride Mr. Takahashi."
Yuna stepped out of the Hummer with her luggage and bags to find a huge mansion facing her.
"Uh sir," she said meekly, sweatdropping a little, "how long am I going to be staying here?"
"Until Spring." Takahashi answered, "Boss's orders."
Yuna whined a bit.
"Don't worry." He assured her, "I'm sure the others will welcome you with open arms.
"But the atmosphere here making me think I'm being sent to the insane asylum."
"You're not," Takahashi said firmly, "Others will be joining you soon. Have fun now."
He drove off, leaving Yuna at the gate. Sighing, she walked over to the nearby scanner and swiped her Square Enix ID card.
Computer: "ACKNOWLEDGED. WELCOME YUNA."
Yuna walked through the gates as they closed. It took her two minutes to get from the gate to the front door of the large mansion, where a young woman in a maid outfit was waiting for her.
"Hey Yuna," she said, "How've you been?"
"Aya?" Yuna asked, "What are you doing here? You're not in Dissidia, are you?"
"Unfortunately, nope." she said, "But the boss wanted me to work in the mansion for a while, and he wanted me to give Lightning some of my clothes."
"What?" Yuna was dumbfounded as Aya took her bags and led her inside, "Lightning's in Dissidia?"
"Yep." Aya sighed, "She's been bitching nonstop ever since she got here."
"I fear for my life now…" Yuna grumbled.
"Well, I'll take these upstairs," Aya said, "And you can go meet the other cast."
Aya left, carrying Yuna's bags. Yuna then entered the living room, where she found two people, one watching TV, while the other's reading a newspaper, looking bored. The one watching TV noticed Yuna.
"Yo, so you're next in be in Dissidia huh Yuna?"
"Laguna Loire?"
"In the flesh." he said, "Welcome to the madhouse. Just don't mind Kain here. He's never in a talking mood. And if he does, it's not nice."
"Shut up." said Kain Highland, flipping his paper.
"His life ambition is to own his friend Cecil with a lance and the almighty Jump." Laguna snickered.
"I said shut up!"
"…"
"Guess he is talkative when he want to be." Yuna said, smiling.
Kain flipped Laguna the bird and continued to read.
"So what can you do Laguna? Do you own a gunblade like Squall?" asked Yuna.
"Nope," he said, "I'm a Tactical Gunner. I'm supposed to be strategic like the Emperor dude and that clown Kefka. But I consider myself different from those asses. What do you plan to do Yuna?"
Yuna was about to answer when a huge explosion rocked the mansion. Laguna fell off the sofa as Yuna tripped and fell into the sofa.
"What was that?" she cried.
"You got me!" Laguna yelled as a person ran and hid behind the sofa with Laguna, "Vaan! What the hell was that?"
"Don't ask!" he responded.
"TIFA!"
The said young woman slid down the stairs and ran for her life, followed closely by an angry looking Lightning Farron with her gunblade in hand. At this sight, Kain ran for it and retreated into the kitchen pantry.
"What have I gotten myself into?" Yuna whined, hiding under a table.
To be continued…
