The Sea Creature and the Screw Ups.
By Shadowgate
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Sargent Buzzcut was starting his class. The first thing he had to do before starting his class was tell two particular students to shut their Goddamn mouths.
Sargent Buzzcut put down the attendance sheet and got started with the daily assignment.
Soon after he heard a loud roar.
Sargent Buzzcut asked "what the hell was that?"
A student replied "it was my stomach."
Beavis and Butthead started laughing out loud.
The Sargent hit the chalk board and told Beavis and Butthead to shut up.
Sargent Buzzcut continued on with his lesson and one minute later the roar was heard again.
The Sargent said "something is going on."
Beavis said "ha ha uh that's your grandma making that noise."
The class laughed and the Sargent yelled "SHUT THE FUCK UP! DON'T TALK ABOUT MY FUCKING GRANDMA LIKE THAT!"
The principal got on the intercom and said "we're being invaded by a giant beast."
Butthead said "oh cool let's go check it out."
All the kids ran toward the classroom door and Sargent Buzzcut yelled "I DIDN'T SAY LINE UP!"
In spite of what the Sargent yelled the kids were outside within minutes.
When Sargent Buzzcut got outside he yelled "EVERYONE IN MY CLASS IS GETTING A FUCKING DETENTION FOR RUSHING OUT THE GODDAMN DOOR!"
A big howl was heard and Buzzcut looked up. He said "OH HOLY SHIT!"
He was shocked to see a huge creature. It was indeed Godzilla.
Godzilla stepped on top of Buzzcut's car.
Buzzcut yelled "MY NEW FUCKING CAR!"
Beavis said "cool Godzilla just smashed Buzzcut's car."
Butthead laughed and said "Buzzcut said Goddamn it!"
Another student started blasting Trivium's song "insurrection" and Godzilla started head banging at the chorus.
Buzzcut yelled "oh that motherfucking heavy metal."
Godzilla breathed fire toward Buzzcut and Buzzcut ran into the side of the school wall.
Beavis and Butthead laughed their asses off.
THE END