Number Analysis
Disclaimer: I don't own Barney, though I'd like to…. Wow that sounds weird.
Rating: K+
Timeline: Barney POV during "How I Met… Everyone Else"
Summary: Too many to be believable.
A/N: My first B/R and it's a drabble. Please review.
Once was expected.
Twice was disheartening, but conceivable.
Three was suspicious, but dismissible.
Four to Ten with any other girl was an eyebrow raiser, but could be taken as classic superior Scherbatsky.
But Seventeen?
"Me and Barney? No! No… No, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. No…… No, no, no, no. No. No."
Robin laughed nervously and took a large sip of her drink.
Barney eyed her thoughtfully from the end of the booth.
Seventeen?
The Lady doth protest too much.
A/N: And that's all. Back to work before my Spuffy fans find and kill me.
- Electric Jester