Tonight, was a dark, damp and boring night, the Gate Guards of Konoha spent most of their nights In a strict regime, letting nothing inside the village, without interrogating it violently, But not tonight, tonight, they were drunk, after celebrating, in secret, the night the fox boy had left.

A dark silhouette of man appeared on the horizon, the Gate Guards, In a drunken stupor, charged towards the man , drawing kunai along the way and flapping them around randomly.

"You better... get... ready" screamed one of the guards " 'Cause we're gonna... cut.. you up good...!"

The man turned his head to stare at the charging guards, he frowned, this was hardly the welcome he was expected, but no matter. He brought his hands down into his cloak and pulled out a dozen shiny knives and toyed with them for a while.

This pissed the Guards off, how dare this stranger come here and ignore their strength.

"Don't... underestimate us.. you ..bastard!" Shrieked a guard.

A bright object whistled towards him, before the guard could do anything it had already embedded itself into his temple, with the guards last few breaths, he looks around to see his comrades, fall over and die.

"Ouch... you basta..." The guard slumped down and fell in a puddle of his own blood.

"Damnit, I hate it when I have to kill people" Sighed the man after he had collected his knives "Hopefully the rest of Konoha won't be so... violent, or drunk".

The man walked over the the gates and grabbed a bottle of Sake, with which he , rather unceremoniously, broke the top off and downed it in one.

Tsunade was in her office when the news came... The destruction was heard miles away.

"WHAT?" shouted Tsunade "All of them!"

The ANBU who reported it was was looking shifty and kept on eyeing all possible exits.

"Y yes.. I saw it myself, but Hokage-sama, we found an an apology by the gates".

"Give it here" Demanded Tsunade, the desk she was gripping looked like it was begging for death.

"I i don't think that's wis..."

"GIVE IT HERE, NOW" Tsunade roared, the ANBU grimaced, the table shattered.

"Yes Hokage-sama, right away Hokage-sama!" Stutters The ANBU as he Passes over the blood soaked note to Tsunade, who snatches it quickly, to avoid any more interference.

Yo

Sorry for the death of those, oh so drunk Shinobi, I really am.

But I don't really think they should be celebrating right now

,For their own safety of course.

I don't like fighting, but not as much as I hate Treachery.

Oh, and expect an old friend to arrive soon ...

Don't be naked, and don't drink till they get there.

xxxx

"Hello Tsunade, How are you this fine evening" Exclaimed a darkly robed figure, face hidden with a black mask, who now had several flashy knives pointed to the Tsunade's head. " I'm glad that you took my advice, because it would be such a large shame to fight another drunken person, And i'm greatly pleased that you kept all your clothes on... unlike some people..."

"Who are you, to think that you can come into my office and threaten me, especially after killing the people I have sworn to protect" The Hokage cried out in fury.

"Hah hah" The man whispered, removing his knives and bending onto his hind legs " Just and old friend, an old friend..."

The man lept of from the ground flipping over Tsunade and smashing through the window, to land on top of the opposite

building.

"We will meet again, I can promise you that" Shouted the Man as he ran away, hopping from building to building.

Tsunade slumped down into her chair with a sigh of defeat, and looked at the dead ANBU lying by the door, she put her head Into her hands and shriek hell and fury.