Im fred when I was youner my life wanst good I had Christmas dreams and dreams and blue was the colours of chirstmas my parents were so super mean and I wanted to be swagilicious but they wouldn't let me eventhoug I wanted to yolo it up but whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy I just wanted to be swaggy but evertyimg is asked for swag they hit my leg hard and it hurt so I cryed and criyed and idk but I really just wanted swag yknow
I had struggles with bolemia cuz everyday I went to that dang crusty krab and ate some o those decilios krappy paddies and it was dang good but I was scarded of loosing wait but yknow I hadst to have soma dos crappy ppaddies so I decided to bargf everday id just sit in fromt of that omputer and watch boku no pico while barfing and I sometimes ate y barf it was dang delicious
and den i was so inspired by that pico show that i wanted to right one of those myself so i wanna write it as novel cuz i aint in the ocean near japan where dem do dos fancy shotacon animes so i decided hell yes gonna write one to amp my swag to yolo ratio alas my dream coulnd become a realight cause i couldnt write because of dem fins so i just sorta told my parents to writ it fro me but they didnt like my ideas much so they slapped me in the leg somemore ow my leg ow my leg and i just sorta decided to learn to write with my leg so now im writing this the end i hope you enjoyed my touuching life story also look out for my new up coming novel called 10 years old doing innapropriate things and things well thats the tentative name i dont actually have a titel yetr lulz stay swagalicious