JUNIOR: "look out!" Up hollered. I whipped around zapper set to pew ready to kill...there was nothing. And Up, Krayonder, and Tootsie were bending over laughing. "haha very funny" I said. We had been sent on a mission to Mars 6 months ago and nothing but scattered redvines leading on forever. And all these morons wanted to do was mess with me. I let them though since they still hated me from the whole trying to bring the overturn to earth thing...and I had no friends n wanted some. After regaining my confidence we continued treking through the red dust n redvines. The sun was looming down on us and my spacesuit was starting to ride up. I was getting sick of this. I wanted to go back home and b alone in my cabin. Suddenly Up screamed "look up there!" And when I did, all I saw were redvines.
it was a towering redvine castle on top of a far away hill, with a purple flag with a farting pig in it flying from a turrent. "what the hell is this place?" I asked the group. My eyes were still fixated in the castle. "well I think we found out where the redvines are coming from" up said. "well there's only one thing to do," I said, "go in." Tootsie looked like he was about to wet himself. we walked up to the doors n pushed open the door. Quietly, we walked in n closed the door. No one was in sight. Then, a bell rang that sounded just like a school bell. Kids from what looked like 11-18 poured out of the rooms and stopped and stares at the strange visitors.
They were all in uniform. And they just stared. Then one little blonde boy in the front hollered "GO HOME TERRORISTS!" Then another yelled, "TERRORISTS!?" And everyone was sent into chaos. Then there was a loud roar and everything stopped as the kids went wide eye. All at once they fell to their knees and bowed. Just then a giant lion with a wizards hat emerged from the crowd. "Who arrre these trrrespasserrs?" He purred. Since up tootsie and Krayonder were about to wet themselves I talked. "we-we are the starship rangers of the ship 24601. And you are?" "Name's Rumbleroar," he answered. "welcome to Pigfarts school of witchcraft and wizardry."