Inu-Yasha: A technical foul

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Heheheh.I saw eight crazy nights and just thought I should do this. So enjoy and don't let your cats eat your Rice crispies..or socks. O.o;

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Kagome: Inu-yasha now that you are staying at my house we have to set down a few rules.

Inu-yasha Rules Shmules. .;

Shippou: She's right you know,

Miroku: I agree.

Inu-yasha: What would a squrrel and a monk know!?

Kagome: I guess theres only one way to get this through to him.

Shippou: Kagome! There must be another way!!!

Miroku: I'm afraid not shippou.

Kagome: Inu-yasha, Sit down

Inu-yasha: Bite me-

*Inu yasha crashs down his ears twitching along with every other part of his body *

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Song time! Meep.

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Kagome: if you come in from the forest with dirty claws and feet,

Shippou: thats a Technical Foul, if you switch the funny box thing to some loud sound show,

Miroku: thats a Technical Foul if you don't shut the door after using the 'frigerator,

Kaede: thats a Technical Foul a Technical Foul,

Kikiyo: If you touch the thermostat, you'll get hit with an arrow again,

Kagome's Mother: cuz thats a Technical Foul you'll feel my wrath if your hair clogs the drain, you'll know the meaning of pain,

Kagome: cuz thats a Technical Foul i'll show you no mercy oh,

Inu-yasha: this is such bullshit

Fake water god from episode 27: in this house we say,

"bull spit" or its a Technical Foul a Technical Foul.

Inu-yasha: Let me get this straight you expect me to change my lifestyle in one day cuz you guys are a couple of psychotic control freaks?

Kagome: you got it bub

Inu-yasha: well i dont wanna do that but let me run a few questions by you okay so i dont screw up accidentally

Inu-yasha: if I don't spray this fancy bottle stuff after moving a bowel

Kagome: That's a Technical Foul,

Inu-yasha: okay, if I decide to wash my ass with you monogram towel,

Shippou: that's a Technical Foul

Inu-yasha: if I make fun of your crazy lifestyles or give a sword to miss insane future girl,

Miroku: that's not only a Technical Foul, but possibly a homicide...can I sleep past 3,

Inu-yasha: if I take a whizz in those flowers,

Kagome: ill say hit the showers

Inu-yasha: use this horn as an earpick,

Shippou : *mumbles * odious you tick.,

Inu-yasha: Make some long distance howls?,

Kikyo: you'll get a kick in the bowels.

Inu-yasha can i walk around with my morning erection,

Kagome's Grandpa:if you want an automatic ejection

Miroku :cuz thats a Technical Foul,

Kagome: *Face a bit reddened* but i'd like to see it anyway, just kidding

Inu-yasha: There are certain rules which apply in ones life

with your sister, friends or imaginary wife (i cant beleive i haven't killed myself) here with witch magee and the furry squrrel (Shippou) shes nerotic and he's a troll (Kagome and her grandpa) how did i get stuck in this shit hole

guess ill have to deal with your demands

but please don't touch me with your demon hands

i got no right to prowl but your search is on the town

dont listen to her or its a Technical Foul,

a Technical Foul,

Everyone: Technical Foul, a Technical Foul,

Technical Foul, Technical Foul