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Asterix and all characters associated with them are owned by their respectable owners. I only wrote the story because I love them!
One lovely Gaulish day, two best friends were out on a wild boar hunt. Walking and chatting along, searching for tracks of wild boars or tracks left by Romans. They were checking out some recent tracks left by some wild boars when a beautiful lady Gaul walked through the woodland, Obelix spotted her as she came closer to the best friends.
He started to blush as he noticed how the light shone down on her perfect blonde hair, making it shine like she was an angel. Asterix noticed the blush appear on Obelix's face, knowing the telltale signs that his friend just gained a new or maybe even an old crush again. He looked in the direction that seemed to transfix Obelix. He saw the pretty lady coming towards them, she was beautiful but Asterix has never been one to base everything on looks. Being his gentlemen like self though, he introduced himself.
"Hello, fair lady, I am Asterix and this is Obelix. Do you need any help?"
"Hello, Asterix and Obelix. I am Fafarix, niece of Totamix. I am going for a visit. Would you be able to show me the way to the village, I seem to have gotten a little lost."
"Of course, we would be delighted to show you the way, wouldn't we, Obelix?"
"Mmm... yeah... Ah," Asterix chuckled at his friend's inability to act normal around a pretty lady. Asterix led the group back to the village where Fafarix went on her way after thanking Asterix and Obelix.
Later on, Asterix and Obelix were on their way to the banquet in honour of Fafarix, Obelix was already in twists over seeing her again.
They arrived at the banquet early, and took their seats after greeting everyone.
Fafarix noticed Asterix and Obelix just as they were digging into their wild boars. She had heard much of these two brave warriors, the brightest and strongest of all the warriors in the village. Asterix didn't seem that interested in her, but Obelix seemed to really like her. She always wanted a brilliant warrior as a husband, maybe she has found one.
She skipped over to the two men.
"Hello, Asterix. Hello, Obelix."
"Hello, Fafarix."
"...el...loo."
"How are you, mighty warriors?" Asterix thought it was particular the way she was behaving. Knowing that Obelix won't be able to answer for himself, he chose to answer for him.
"We are well, thank-you. How are you enjoying the banquet?"
"Much better now that I have company," Fafarix purred as she sided up next to Obelix. Asterix quirked an eyebrow at her, 'Is she trying to get something from Obelix, I won't let her use him.' Obelix was startled; ladies rarely acted this way towards him. He didn't know what to do, so he looked toward Asterix for help. Asterix noticed that Obelix seemed very on edge and decided it might be time they left.
"Yes, well sorry it's about time we left. It was good to see you again. Good night."
"Oh. Good night Asterix. Very good night Obelix... "
They stood up and left, going to their own huts for bed.