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Cow
I am a cow. I feel always so lonely ever since I hurt my friend, sheep. The whole herd also is really bored overtime. Sometimes I run into some pigs and start telling them I am hungry. But the pigs, ignore, stamp their feet and start doing what they were doing before, eating. Their brains are so dumb. I can not stand it at all. Same with the other cows they don't like pigs either. By the way I am the leader of all cows. I wished there was something like a Cowman, spawns in the Neverpigland. But there is no such thing as the Neverpigland, so I guess my dream can't come true anyway. I wished it was still the 1.5 version because now there are horses, and I can't stand it. The horses give us food when we ask them, but the problem is you have to go through this riddle thing, plus cows are dull brains so don't expect us to know the answer of 1+1=? Plus we the villagers, they kill us for food, same with Steve, he's annoying isn't he? I always feel awkward so maybe soon there will be a monkey that gives us bananas? By the way our species are scared of mules, they're aggressive! Baby ones are the worst of all. They're more aggressive than ever! That's not the end of my feeling yet! I am so, so angry at these annoying offensive Creepers! I can't stand it at all! Plus there is a period of time until you get busted by this zombie at night! I am so angry! My life, my life! All the Steve's say I'm not precious at all! I hate my life, I hate my life! All I can say now is I am going to choke to death, cause of this overwhelming fire! It's a Steve cooking a pig! At least It's a good thing that the piggies are getting busted, cause I'm not a very big fan of that pig! *Choke* *Choke* *Choke*.
1 minute later...
I'm at hospital! How come? Humph, I hate this thing, HOSPITAL! The most mean VET! I hate it, I hate it, I HATE IT! I'm just a cow that moos what else? But I don't care maybe next time I could clear this HOSPITAL thing. Plus I hate Withers. They shoot torpedoes at you, so sad. I wished I was a torpedo Wither of Cows so I could beat him up like mad! It is just so, so said, I am not one of them. Whatever I am so lonely. I mean like no one would play with me. So sad, again. I don't really know what's up with cows these days. Other cows have a much better life than the state I am in right now. It's so unfair! I have to handle all the communities and I have to convince all the Iron Golems to help me and Snow Golems to stop shouting at me! Plus this is a limited world, cause once you eat too much, you blow up! Just like Creepers, they are always eating raw porkchop. But it's a good thing, cause the pigs population is starting to finally go down more! I am really average for a cow.
A/N Since this is short I will make more and more of these types of articles to keep you guys interested.