After I heard this song in the car yesterday I couldn't not turn it into a one-shot. Its kind of a song-fic too.

Edward's not a friend,

yeah, I know I hate him alot

But lately something's changed

that ain't hard to define

Edward's got himself a girl

and I want to make her mine

And she's watching him with those eyes

And she's lovin' him with that body,

I just know it

Yeah 'n' he's holding her

in his arms late,

late at night

You know, I wish that I had Edward's girl,

I wish that I had Edward's girl

Where can I find a woman like that

I play along with the charade,

there doesn't seem to be

a reason to change

You know, I feel so dirty

when they start talking cute

I wanna tell her that I love her,

but the point is probably moot

'Cos she's watching him with those eyes

And she's lovin' him with that body,

I just know it

And he's holding her

in his arms late, late at night

I wish that I had Edward's girl,

I wish that I had Edward's girl

Where can I find a woman,

where can I find a woman like that

And I'm lookin' in the mirror all the time,

wondering what she don't see in me

I've been funny,

I've been cool with the lines

Ain't that the way

love supposed to be

Tell me, where can I find a woman like that

[Solo]

You know, I wish that I had Edward's girl,

I wish that I had Edward's girl

I want Edward's girl,

where can I find a woman like that, like

Edward's girl,

I wish that I had Edward's girl,

I want,

I want Edward's girl

You've been listening to that 80's station again haven't you?

Shut it Embry.