"This nail polish doesn't go with my astoundingly pale complexion," said Sherlock in an American accent.
Das so gay. Though John, though he said nothing.
Suddenly, HOMESTUCK! LORD ENGLISH WAS THERE! HE WAS THERE THE WHOLE TIME! because John was an excellent host.
"Nonsense he said, it looks great on you!"
LE thought it looked good but John thought otherwise. Then they fought for Sherlock's affections.
"Oh dear!" Said Sherlock with his natural AmericanAccent.
John saw with a broken heart that LE had matching toenail polish with Sherlock's fingernail polish.
"Oh LE You do care!" Shouted Sherlock abruptly in a very American style of speaking!
Then they made out. They touched butt. John was mad. Very mad. He was on the iron throne. Then he killed everyone. He is the new Lord English. Then he feel in love with John Egbert. They got along well because they are both Johns.
Will this be LE end? Or will Sherlock abruptly return to life and start dating dirk to make the johns jealous? Spoiler alert: he does.