THE ADVENTURES OF STICK AND HOLE: a Soddin' Llamaz production. (:

Cookie: YO! Me so gangsta... homie... dizzle in the shizzle... drizzle. :D

Ikuto: ...WTF.

Amu: O_O ...Fail. :3

CC: ...

Cookie: Please R & R~! ^^

Disclaimer: We do not own Shugo Chara.


Amu's delicate hands held the long, pointed stick carefully. She was experimenting with it for the first time.

"Ikuto, I don't think this is going to work. It's just… too… big."

Ikuto put his hand on her shoulder. "Just… try, okay?"

Amu smiled. "Okay."

She pushed the item towards the fine hole, but it wouldn't go in.

"Amu," Ikuto whispered, "I think your hole is too tight. But… we'll have to make do. "

"Okay…" Amu tried once again to push it in, and at long last, after several other tries, it was inserted through.

"Ahh," Ikuto sighed. "Finally."

Amu gave him a soft smile, but then her expression soon became serious. "Okay, Ikuto, you seem to be an expert at this, so… what next?"

"Umm…" Ikuto began, "Just calm down and make it go in and out. The beginning might be a bit hard, but you're a fast learner, and I think you can be an expert at this by the time we're finished. Don't think- just do it."

"'Kay…"

Amu tried her best, and made a few mistakes along the way, but it was a good experience. Now she had mastered the basics.

Ikuto grinned. "Almost done," he encouraged, earning a grin from Amu too.

Ikuto glanced nervously at his watch. "Come on Amu, I have to leave soon. Go a bit faster, but not too fast. We could spoil the whole thing. Even after we're done, just keep on going a bit more so you don't forget. It'll be something to remember."

"Okay," Amu beamed, and when she finally finished, put her head to rest on Ikuto's chest wearily. She then took the finished product and held it up to Ikuto's shoulders. "Perfect."

Ikuto stood up, picked up the finished product, and tilted his head towards the exit, motioning that he had to leave. Amu waved.

"Bye, and… oh, Ikuto- thanks again for being my knitting instructor. It'll help me a lot in home economics."

Ikuto grinned. "Anytime."


CC: THIS IS ONE OF THOSE "WTF?!?!?" ENDINGS. WHAT DID YOU THINK WAS HAPPENING? HMM~? HMMMMMM~?! Lol, I knit, and if you think about it, it's not...what you may have imagined, but it describes someone who has knitted too tightly. :D Kudos to Naa-chan for writing. ^^ I just did a few edits.

Cookie: AWH, SHUCKS, THANKS BUDDY! -slaps back with hammer- D (Yes, I'm very violent :3) And yea, was it obvious that it wasn't ACTUALLY what you thought it was...? =D My super-uber-pervert-ness helped in the making of this story. :D And her "MANLYNESS"~ -points to CC- ^^

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