Finland set his box of salmiakki and vodka on the table. It was another peaceful Christmas holiday for the Nordics and everything, so far, is going quite well. All the other Nordics were at their respective rooms and Finland had the warm kitchen all to himself.

The Fin opened his box of salmiakki. A sweet aroma filled the air, or at least in Finland's case. The other Nordics couldn't stand the smell and taste of it. He popped a piece in his mouth as he opened his bottle of vodka, another treat that the Nordics couldn't stand as well. The Fin took a big gulp of it.

As Finland was eating his salmiakki and gulping his vodka, he was thinking, what if he mixed the two together? That'll be delicious!

The Fin stood up from his chair and went to open the cupboard. After selecting a good, deep sized dish, he went back to seat in his cosy chair.

He poured some salmiakki in the plate and poured some vodka in as well. He mixed the two together, though the salmiakki remained solid and the vodka obviously remained liquid.

When Finland was done mixing the strange mixture together, he picked and ate one vodka-dipped salmiakki. To most people, it would taste horrible, but this is Finland we're talking about! To him, it tasted like heaven~! Why hadn't he tried this before? The flavour was amazing! (To him, anyway)

This gave Finland another craving for more after the salmiakki was eaten. He dipped more of them in vodka and left them to melt in his mouth, taking more sips when the taste of the vodka ran out.

The taste was SO delicious that Finland didn't realize that he was licking it and tossing it around in his mouth. He felt that something was wrong. He swallowed it immediately with his vodka.

Finland looked at the next vodka-dipped salmiakki. Nothing seemed out-of-the-ordinary. Finland shrugged and ignored his earlier thoughts and continued on eating.

There wasn't anything wrong with it, he was just eating food!...

…In a very sexual way.

Finland choked on the salmiakki the second he realized what he was doing. Finland took a gulp of vodka. He looked at the plate. No more salmiakki was left. Finland exhaled a breath of relief; he wasn't going to end up like-

Finland stood up in panic. He closed the box of salmiakki and bottle of vodka and put them in the fridge. It was getting late; anyway, thought Finland, I don't want to finish all of my delicious. Precious, s-

Now Finland really started to panic. He was NOT ending up like them! He walked faster to his room and closed the door behind. I was just eating salmiakki dipped in vodka, thought Finland, nothing else. After this was thought out with a nod, Finland tucked himself into bed and WASN'T going to dream about vodka-dipped salmiakki…

Iceland got out of his hiding place. FINALLY, FINLAND LEFT! Now, he can be with his beautiful fridge~!

Iceland opened the door of the fridge and saw what he wasn't supposed to see. There were salmiakki and vodka there! SALMIAKKI AND VODKA!

"NOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Iceland, "HOW COULD YOU CHEAT ON ME, FRIDGE? WITH SALMIAKKI AND VODKA?!"

Just when Finland was about to fall asleep, he heard Iceland's wailing. What? Finland just shrugged as he was about to dream; which has NOTHING to do with eating vodka-dipped salmiakki in a sexual way (which he did).

Denmark just resumed making out with his axe and Norway continued licking his butter for his (lustful) pleasure. Sweden, being Sweden, was doing who knows what an just sighed," Th's marks the f'fth time th's week."

In the end it ended up being Salmiakki X Vodka X Fridge XD A hint of Finland X Plate and Salmiakki X Vodka X Plate XD