She Will Be Missed
My dearest late wife, she was killed by a 'bandit' in our very home in knothole Glade! Woe is her, but daaamn did that 'bandit' have a great shot! I mean really, on the outskirts of the village, he shot an arrow that flew all the way across the town center, into my home, and then knocked her head clean off!
My poor, poor wife, may she rest in peace…whatever her name was.
I must also weep for my other wife in Oakvale, for she too had her head shot off, killed right in front of me! Those 'bandits' are indeed true heathens! I will always miss her, my dearest Mayra…no wait, I think it was Kara… no, her name was Bertha.
Wait a minute! I can rent out my homes now! Hoorah for a constant source of income! Now to have my other wives in Bowerstone and Hook Coast to have , unfortunate, meetings with the 'bandits'.
An: This was written while watching my older brother kill several of his wives just so he could start renting out the houses again......heres the kicker, he was on the good alignment. He is the WORST good hero I have ever seen.