A/N: so… its about 2:00 in the morning and im REALLY bored…. So I wrote this. Enjoy. Its not very good…. Its just a bunch of random stuff I typed up
Who ate my taco?
Okay, thought Jasper as he walked through the arena of the 13th annual Hunger Games. Who ate my fucking taco? He had had a Choco Taco in his backpack until. . . .
Jasper vowed to find the taco thief and rip his throat out.
Jasper walked and ran and climbed and skipped through the thick jungle that was the arena. He could smell the taco thief, and was hot on his trail. On the way, he ran into the tribute from district 8.
The tribute shot an arrow at Jasper. Jasper didn't think this was very nice.
"Freeze!" said the tribute. "Or I shall neuter you!"
Jasper made a confused look appear on his face.
"Why neuter me?" he asked.
"Oh," said the tribute, lowering his bow. "Should I spay you instead?"
Jasper shook his head.
While continuing his quest to find the taco thief, Jasper thought about how good the tribute from district 8 tasted. Yum. Jasper licked his lips. He hoped the taco thief tasted even better.
He could smell the taco thief really clearly, now. He smelled of chocolate. Jasper felt overwhelming sadness for his taco. It was his teeth that were supposed to bite into it. It was his tounge that was supposed to taste the chocolatey delisiousness of that poor stolen taco.
Jasper also felt sad for himself, too. Now he would never get to taste that taco. Didn't they know how long it took him to get that taco? Two seconds. It pained Jasper to think of how long he'd waited for that little piece of heaven in a shell. Jasper didn't think he'd be able to wait as long as he did. Two seconds. Whew.
Jasper was now seeing little pieces of taco shell on the rain forest floor. He bit back tears. Poor little taco. It was being tortured by someone else's mouth.
When Jasper was in the heart of the jungle, he heard someone munching on a taco.
His taco.
He peeked between the trees to see the two tributes from district 7 sitting there. The girl was eating something.
O.
M.
F.
G.
IT.
WAS.
HIS.
FUCKING.
TACO.
Jasper stood there, shocked by what he was looking at. Bella, the girl from district seven, was eating his taco.
SHE WASN'T WORTHY.
"You be eating my taco?" Jasper said.
Both Edward and Bella looked up. Edward made a weird hissy noise. "Don't eat my Bella!" he said.
"But she ate my taco," Jasper explained.
Edward looked appalled. "She did what? But she isn't worthy!"
"I know, RIGHT?"
"IKR. She not be worthy of that chocolatey goodness. You can be eating her." Edward skipped away.
Licking his lips, Jasper pounced.
Mmmm, he thought. Tastes like chocolate.
A cannon went BOOM.
A/N: well, that's it for tonites randomness. Later, people.