I forgot what it felt like to feel. Thought Doug as he gently stroked Brad's cheek.
"Why can't I stop farting!" said that one guy.
"That's gross!" said that guy I think was Johnah Hill.
Then they lolled. They couldn't stop lolling! They lolled so hard the one guy's heart burst. He died in a puddle of blood and lost dreams. "Everyone cried." Tom Hiddleson narrates.
"But the baby! I need to see my son's face before I die." shouted the dying guy.
The sounds of Snoop Dogg's Smoke Weed wafted through the background quietly.
"Just this one time!" He shouted with his dying breath in anguish.
"Okay." said Tom Hiddleson.
Just then Korean Jesus descended from up the street and saved the baby! Everyone was so happy, especially Korean Jesus because the baby was Korean.
Then the baby started talking in the one guy's voice for you see Korean Jesus had converted his life energy into his own baby! He gave birth to himself!
"I am witnessing a miracle" Thought Tom Hiddleson again.
The guy who I'm pretty sure now was Jonah Hill held up the baby and yelled something like they did in Lion King. Smoke Weed everyday blared triumphantly in the background.
Jonah Hill raised his son/boyfriend as his own and then when he got old enough they smoked weed together.
The End.
*translator's note: I don't know the other guy's name