Kenny's British

(A normal day in the town of South Park, Eric, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny are at Stan's house playing Go Fish.)
Eric : Does anyone have any 7's?
Stan: Go fish.
Kyle: Go fish.
Kenny: (muffle muffle)
Kyle: Kenny, could you please take your hood off?
Eric: Yeah! What the fucking Jew said!
Kyle: Racist fuck.
Stan: Can we just fucking go on with this fucking game?
Kenny: (pulls off his Parka's hood) Oh I do say, you bloody Americans do use too much foul language.
Stan: Kenny's British?
Kenny: Why should that matter jolly good fellow?
Kyle: Dude! British people rule! Haven't you ever seen that sketch comedy about the flying circus? British people are hilarious!
Eric: Now hang on! British people SUCK! They suck DICK! They are not funny! They are pompous fucking piles of shit!
Kenny: Excuse me sir? I've tried to tell you this several times, but you are a bloody wanker.
(Stan and Kyle giggle immaturely.)
Eric: What the bloody hell is a wanker? Kenny's speech doesn't even make any goddamn sense now! That's it... we have to kill Kenny.
Stan: Hell no, we can't kill Kenny.
Kyle: That's right! I'm glad to have another minority in our group of friends!
Kenny: Also, I've bloody died every week of my life. Haven't I died enough times already?
Eric: Hell no! Brits can never die enough times!
Stan: Eric, just shut up or leave.
Eric: OK!....
Stan: Got any 6's?
Eric: No! You're supposed to leave! Along with the Jew and the Britfag!
Stan:No. You leave.
Eric: Why the fuck should I leave?
Stan: This is my house.
Eric: GODDAMMIT!!! (leaves)
(Eric Cartman's room. Butters and Eric are together yet again.)
Eric: Good evening Butters. Thanks for coming again.
Butters: Sure thing Cartman! Your mother is so swell! She's not like my parents! My parents beat me up all the time! Oh but then again, I do deserve it.
Eric: I called you over for a reason Butters.
Butters: What's that?
Eric: I recently found out that Kenny is a limey pile of shit.
Butters: What?
Eric: Uh... GODDAMMIT BUTTERS. Why must you be so retarded to not even know what limey means?... OK... BRITISH pile of shit.
Butters: Oh OK!
Eric: So... I need a way to kill Kenny. Preferably one that's a cheap laugh but isn't too similar to last week's death.
Butters: And what was that?
Eric: His PSP transformed into a mutant and tore his limbs off.
Butters: OK... Hey wait a minute! You can't kill someone for being British!
Eric: Remember our agreement?
Butters: Let me think... no, not really.
Eric: You signed it three weeks ago.
Butters: But that's ages ago!
Eric: *pulls it out* Read it Butters.
Butters: Oh, OK. "Eric Cartman is my God. I shall follow him forever. I shall do everything he asks of me. And if we actually do turn out gay, I shall totally be uke for him, because he is totally sweet."
Eric: Sweet.
Butters: Well... he's poor and hungry. What if we overfed him?
Eric: And I know the perfect food.
(The next day Stan, Kyle, and Kenny are walking down the street when they meet Butters and Eric.)
Eric: Hey Kenny! We brought you a bunch of food! About twenty pounds!
Kenny: WOOHOO! I hope it's some crumpets! *Opens bag* Oh I guess not. I'll eat this anyway! Thanks, jolly good fellow.
Kyle: Dude! Cartman! You've changed quickly! I've never seen you do anything this cool!
Stan: Yeah! This is the best thing you've ever done to Kenny!
Eric: Thanks! I can be your friend again?
Kyle: Hell yeah!
Eric: Sweet.
Stan: Wait... is that Chipotle?
Eric: That's the best part. It IS Chipotle.
Kenny: I do say, I feel like crapping my pants. (He shits his pants. Blood and shit goes all over the place. He dies because no man was ever made to shit so much.)
Kyle: OH MY GOD! YOU KILLED KENNY!
Stan: YOU FAT BASTARD!
Kyle: Wait a minute, why does Kenny have a British accent this week when that one time he went back to Hell he talked in an American accent?
Stan: Why does a new Kenny pop up every week?
*New Kenny pops up*
Kyle: Hello new Kenny!
New Kenny: Hola senor! Me gusta taco y burrito!
Eric: GODDAMMIT
(the end)