Author's Note: This parody currently covers Springtime for Hitler Part I and Springtime for Hitler Part II.
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Springtime for Umbridge
Slytherin was having trouble
What a sad, sad story!
Needed a new leader to restore its former glory!
Where, oh, where was she….?
Where could that witch be?
We looked around, and then we found the witch for you and me!
And now it's…
Springtime for Umbridge and Slytherin!
The Ministry is happy and gay!
We're marching to a faster pace,
Look out, here comes the master race!
Springtime for Umbridge and Slytherin,
Salazar's house is a fine house once more.
Springtime for Umbridge and Slytherin!
Watch out half-breeds, we're hunting for you!
Springtime for Umbridge and Slytherin,
Look it's springtime!
Winter for freedom of speech!
Springtime for Umbridge and Slytherin!
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime!
Come on Pure Bloods, go into your dance!
I was sorted into Hufflepuff and that is why they call me stuff.
Don't support Dumbledore, go and become an Inquisitorial!
The mistress is coming, the mistress is coming!
Heil Umbridge! Heil Umbridge!
Springtime for Umbridge and Slytherin!
Heil Umbridge!
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I was just the Senior Undersecretary, though far from powerless
Got an owl from the Ministry, told me I was Headmistress
Slytherin was blue, oh oh what to do?
Took up with Fudge and spilled some blood
Now Slytherin's smiling through!
It is no mystery
If it's politics or history,
The thing you have to know is,
Everything is show biz
Heil myself
Read the Prophet
It makes Potter look
Like he's off his crocket
We are changing rules
At Hogwarts school today!
Make a great big smile
Everyone sing heil to me
Wonderful me!
And now it's….
Springtime for Umbridge and Slytherin!
Goose-step's the new step today
Decrees falling from the skies again!
The Ministry is on the rise again!
Springtime for Umbridge and Slytherin!
Torture is legal once more!
Springtime for Umbridge and Slytherin!
Means that soon we'll be going
We've got to be going
You bet we'll be going
You know we'll be going to rule supreme!