Rosario+One Bleached Naruto
Karakura town, Japan
Such a beautiful summer day in the land. The cherry blossoms were falling, kids were playing in the park, and love was in the air.
Unfortunately, some people did not have the luxury of waking up peacefully.
"GOOD MORNING ICHIGOOO!" Isshin yelled as he gave his son a drop kick to the face.
"What the hell dad!?" the strawberry haired boy yelled. "Is this what you do to all your kids!"
Isshin just stared at the boy and laughed," You are gonna have to do better than that! You fail for today! Always know what your surroundings are and how they change! You should also-"
The rant was cut short because of a certain boys kick to the gut.
"Do you know how long it took me to go to sleep!? I might have to kill you!"
This went on for quite some time before Isshin gave the real reason for waking up his son.
"A trip? I don't understand."
"Oh that's easy! You are getting visitors from other places! They will stay here, and admire how AWSOME I am!"
"But how come I never heard of these people before?"
"Oh that's easy! It's because-"
Kona- konaha-konichuwa-(f**k it) Hidden Leaf village
The chunin exams were on their way, so everybody needed to prepare. Masters and students were going around in circles just to get to a training sight. A white haired man was taking a blond boy to somewhere
less excluded.
"Listen Naruto, we are going on a little trip," the toad sage said to his pupil.
"Where are we going?purvey-sensei?" Naruto asked.
"A place where you can balance out the daemon chakra while controlling your own."
"Sounds great! Whats it called!?"
(Just outside of) Foosha village, East Blue
"AHHH! WERE GONNA DIE!" three kids yelled, as there grandfather hurdled large objects at their skulls.
"HOLD STILL,YOU DAMN BRATS!" Monkey D. Garp yelled at the children he was hurling stuff at. The 'brats' in question were moving so fast even for their age. The old man couldn't get a hit on them. Not that he wanted to. He remembered that one of his friends drop kicks his son every morning. Pfft weakling he called him. If you want a child to have fast reflexes, attack them when they are at least a little awake! He learns nothing if he is asleep!
After Garp ran out of objects to throw, he told the three children something.
"What do you mean we're going on a trip?" Ace asked. " You think Dadan can't take care of us?"
"That's not it. I want you all to be prepared to use your powers responsibly. Especially you Luffy. I want you to concentrate what you have learned in a more urban setting. Sometimes a change of terrain helps you grow."
"What are you talking about grandpa? My rubber powers are useless! Even though I ate a devils fruit, Ace and Sabo are still stronger!"
Ignoring him Garp looked at the carriage with lights called a bus head straight for them. When it stopped, a man with glowing eyes greeted them.
"Hello there children, I will be your ride."
Luffy forgot about his previous comment as he stared at the eyes of the bus driver." SO COOL!"
Sabo and Ace however looked at the danger of the situation.
"Luffy! Do you not see this man could kill us all!" Sabo yelled.
"We are not getting on a bus with you!"Ace yelled.
"Hey old man, do you poop?"
The old bus driver chuckled before answering. "Well I -
CUT SENE! CUT SENE! CUT SENE!
They had arrived. All looked wierd to the orange haired boy. A blue and orange jumpsuit? A wiered looking top hat? A straw hat?at least the black haired boy looked normal but angry at the little straw hat wearing kid like he did something unspeakable.
"Luffy, if you ever do that again, I will kill you," he said.
The boy called Luffy began to laugh as it was the funniest thing in the world. *Man there all weird people* Ichigo thought. The one in the jumpsuit hadn't said anything yet. At least his have appeared normal.
"HAHAHA! You guys are weird! I like you!"
I guess not.
They all went inside and introduced each other.
"Monkey D. Luffy"
"Uzumaki Naruto"
" Ichigo "
"Ace"
"Sabo"
"Well were gonna be staying with each other for a while. Anyone have any ideas?"
And that's when hell started to flood the realm of the living no one was safe! Not even shinigami! It was like-(You went too far! We're not even in the story anymore!) Oh I am sorry! Like I said a chapter ended right before a time skip happened! (What! You can't do this you ca-) Too late!
Authors note: I hope you like it! This is my first three way so please be gentle.
(do you know how wrong your sentence is!?)
It is pretty left!
(you dumb-ass)
Takes one to know one!
(you called yourself a dumb-ass)
Why does almost everyone do this!