After going for a long walk with Nudge on his awesome checkered Leash with his awesome checkered collar Total went to find Akila.
She was lying on the back porch watching Angel and Gazzy play. He smiled and said "Hello sweetie."
Akila barked in response. Angel looked up and saw them and smiled, she then ran over and knelled next to Total, "Did you and Nudge have a good walk?"
"Yeah, it was ok." he said then laid next to Akila and licked her paw.
"Aw! There so cute!" I voice said coming from the kitchen then a girl dressed in Jean shorts, a Black Veil Bride T-shirt, and a button up blue t-shirt unbuttoned and rolled up to her elbows rushed to the back porch and fell to her knees hugging Total.
"Not that I'm not flattered but, Who are you!" Total shouted struggling from her grasp.
"I'm Iggy's girlfriend Lexi!" She yelled hugging Angel next.
"Um, Nice to meet you." Angel said as Iggy walked back pulling Lexi up holding her hand smiling. "Hey guys," he said. He was dressed in long sleeve t-shirt, a pair of warm jeans a snow hat on a snow boots.
"We just got back from her parents house." He said removing his hat and dropping the bag he had on the table.
"That's where you were?" Gazzy said confused "We thought Erasers took you."
"And you didn't bother to find me?" He asked angrily/
"Calm down Iggy its ok." Lexi said hugging him.
"Yeah, whatever," he said hugging her back resting his head on hers.
"Why are you dressed so warmly and she's not?" Angel asked.
"Because I was raised in Montana, it was ten degrees when we left. Perfect for shorts." Lexi said happily.
"No It wasn't. It was freezing!" Iggy protested pulling shorts and a t-shirt out of his bag then going to find a bathroom.
"Were is Max and Fang?" Lexi asked jumping up and down.
"In Max's room. You don't want to go in there." Nudge said walking out, " Who are you? I think I've seen you before? I'm not very good with names, but faces I can do. I have defiantly seen you before but where? You need some help with your cloths though! I can give you a makeover that would be great! I bet you'd love it! You know what else you would love? Iggy's food! I haven't seen him around for a while though. I miss him. His cooking is way better then Fang's. Last night Fang tried to make this Chinese food. It didn't work. The Chinese make everything so difficult! They also make most the stuff we use. Its so weird! I was looking at this makeup bag and it said it was made in China! I looked at the others and they all said it too! The Chinese are taking over! Bugs are also taking over! Its so hard not to have a bug in your house! Spiders are the worst! I hate them, what's the name for the fear of spiders? Arachnophobia! That's what it is! I saw a movie named that once! It was freaky! It was a scary Movie I have hated spiders ever since! I also saw this one named Zombie Land! It was so funny and scary The Clown scared me the most then there was Bill Murray! He was in it! I love him But he got shot! Can you believe that! Poor Tallahassee was crying about that. Tallahassee was funny he finally got his Twinkie in the end, Tallahassee is also a city in Florida its that capital! I have always wanted to go there! I bet its awesome and fun there!" Nudge finally stopped and Lexi was happily answering every question she had asked.
"I hope they use protection! Bad Fang! Bad Max! Anyway, I'm Lexi! You have seen me before in the fanfic The Best Movie Ever! I was there I also wrote it! Awesome right? I'm not very good with names either. I do not want a makeover I hate shopping and makeup, it's a waste of time! I also love Iggy's food! He cooked for my family and me! I can't cook very well but I cook ok. Iggy's teaching me! The Chinese do make everything! Its so weird! They are taking over, just like bugs! I have arachnophobia too! Did you know that the fear of computers in Tecnaphobia? I bet you don't have that! Considering your power and all. I saw that movie too! Wasn't like Bill Murray in it also! I Love Zombie Land! Go Tallahassee and his Twinkie love! I like snowballs personally! But whatever makes him happy, I was sad that Bill Murray died too. He was just playing around and the stupid kid shot him! I can't believe the nerve of him. I learned that Tallahassee was the capital of Florida not that long ago. Did you know Hamsters have periods? I didn't, weird right? I have wondered that too though. Hi! I'm Lexi!" She finished just as Iggy walked out.
"Nudge are you ok?" He asked as she stood shocked.
"I thought I was the only one who could talk that much!" She was about to rant more when Angel threw her hand over her mouth.
"You two are perfect friends." Total said coming out of shock.
"I second that," Iggy said hugging Lexi from behind.
"IGGY!" Someone yelled from the door to the porch.
They all looked to see Ella and the ghost of Dylan.
"Oh yeah, he came back and is even more annoying!" Angel said angrily then proceeded to chase him off.
"I can't believe your back!" Ella said running towards him. He moved slightly as she jumped to hug and kiss him and she fell to the ground.
"Why didn't you catch me? Who's that?" She asked looking from Lexi to Iggy.
"Ella, that's my girlfriend Lexi. Lexi this is-"
"Ella, its great to finally meet you!" She said launching at her for a hug even though Ella was glaring at her and still on the ground.
"Um… hi Lexi." she said a little taken back by her kindness.
Lexi stood up pulling Ella up too.
Dylan's ghost appeared and stared at Lexi, "You are one crazy chick. You know that right?"
"Well duh! Of course I know that! Its fun being crazy. I need a break from being a straight-ish A student!" She said happily.
"Ish?" he asked raising a eyebrow.
"Ok, I got one B, what are you going to do sue me? I can't do Physical science. All the elements and crap is confusing!" she yelled pulling her hair.
"I like you a lot babe." Dylan smiled.
"Back off she's mine." Iggy growled at him and Dylan's smile just widened.
Max and Fang walked down the stairs smiling. Lexi squealed and leapt at both of them pulling them into a group hug.
They both screamed and tried to push her off. Of course it didn't work she had a death grip on them, it wasn't until Iggy grabbed her did she let go.
Iggy picked her up as she giggled and squealed about seeing them. He put her over his shoulder and said, " Hey guys this is my girlfriend Lexi, I was at her house the last few days."
"Oh," they both said together a little dazed.
Iggy set her down and she smiled at them saying, " Sorry I am just so excited to meet you guys! Max you are my idol! I love you!" she hugged Max again, and Max hugged her back because she was just so huggable.
Then she let go and went to hug Fang. He of course being unable to deny her sweetness, and hugged her back.
"I'm the one who had the sniper kill Dylan, just so you know!" Lexi said as she went back to Iggy.
"Really thank you so much!" Max said clapping her hands.
"Yeah, I told him to come here if you don't mind. He is also doing another job for me." She said truthfully.
"What's the other job?" Fang asked casually playing with a piece of Max's hair.
"He's off killing Max2. I refuse to call her by the name she chose!" She said stomping her foot.
"Wow, we won't mess with you." Angel said sitting at the kitchen counter with a unopened Mtn Dew.
"Ooooo! Mtn Dew!" Lexi said lunging for it.
"Let her have it!" Iggy said, "She won't get hyper, she feed's off of others energy not sugar." Lexi opened it and drank it all happily before falling onto the couch with Iggy.
"So Iggy, she's your girlfriend?" Fang asked sitting with Max on the other couch.
"Yeah, she's the best ever." he said causing Lexi to blush and snuggle into him.
"You two make a cute coupe." Max noted eyeing them closely.
Lexi smiled at them then stood up saying she wanted to go play with Angel and Gazzy in the backyard.
"So guys I need your opinion." Iggy said quietly and leaned forward.
"On what?" Fang asked.
"Well I really love her and I was planning on asking her to marry me." He said shyly.
Max and Fang both stared at him then Max said "By the look you give her I can tell you really do love her. I could ask her if she would marry you if you like?" Iggy nodded quickly saying "Yes could you! Thanks!"
"No problemo." Max stood up then grabbed Iggy pulling him to the kitchen then throwing a pink apron at him saying " Now cook blind man!"
"That was very insulting!"
"I don't care." She then headed to the back porch.

Lexi smiled and ran towards the slip&slide they had set up in the backyard. She landed on her knees and slide to the end were they had built a large mud pit. She splashed into it and she jumped up covered in mud laughing like a crazy person.
Max just then came out and looked at Lexi in a funny way then laughed and sat in a chair watching the littler ones play.
Lexi walked over to her and sat down mud flying everywhere.
"Hey" she said to Max.
"Hey, I have a question for you." Max said still watching Angel and Gazzy as they threw Mud back and fourth.
"Shoot."
"Of Iggy asked you to marry him, would you say yes."
She thought for a moment and said "Yes. I would say yes, It also depends I guess on if he wanted to elope, or live together first. But yeah. And Maybe right after the wedding we could get settled down. I really don't know about after the wedding on what we would do though. I still want to go to collage though. I want to be a vet, how ironic right!"
"Yeah, that's great I can tell Iggy really loves you by the way he looks at you and Vice Versa." Max said grinning ear to ear.
"Well I would object!" yelled a guy with black shaggy hair, tan skin and was tallish who had just entering the yard. All 6 looked at him(Max, Lexi, Angel, Gazzy, Total, and Akila).
"Who are you!" Angel asked standing up from the mud pit.
" I am Adam!" he yelled walking right up to Lexi.
"Who?" she asked confused.
"Adam, I had a huge crush on you in first grade! Don't you remember!" he grabbed her shoulders and hugged her hardly.
"Oh, You I always has to do projects with you. I remember. You always seemed depressed."
"I was when I wasn't with you. I still love you Lexi! I used to pick on you because I like you! I only talked to you. They you moved away that was the saddest day ever!" he siad still hugging her.
She hugged him back awkwardly. They there was a loud growl and Adam pulled back and looked to his right.
Iggy was standing there holding a frying pan looking very angry.
"Who are you, and why are you touching my girlfriend." Iggy growled menacingly.
"Your girlfriend! Have you known her since first grade! I don't think so! She's mine!" he growled back pushing her to the side. Then Iggy lunged at him for pushing her.
She clapped my hands then ran inside grabbed a bag of popcorn that was just magicly ready and a Mtn Dew, 'I will have to get back to that' Lexi thought to herself as she pushed the small couch outside to watch.
"Catfight!" she yelled sitting down eating popcorn.
"Go Iggy!" she yelled clapping as he hit Adam upside the head with his frying pan.
As the fight dragged on Lexi began to fall a sleep when all of a sudden 10 smurfs appeared. They dragged a sleeping Lexi away without anyone noticing.

When she woke up Lexi was in a small town surrounded by small blue smurfs! She sat up giggling and said "Ok which one of you is Gay and is named Antonio?"
One smurf raised his hand and Lexi picked him up and hugged him saying, " You will be my best friend. I told Sami they were good best friends, she just didn't believe me. Then I told Jacklyn and she agreed! Wait, why am I here?"
Papa Smurf stepped forward and said " You are our queen we have finally found you."
"Oh. I'm the queen. Weird! I am so happy wait till Iggy hears! He can be king then! Unless Adam kills him." She stopped to think and bust out laughing " Adam could never kill Iggy what was I thinking! Unless Adam is actually half wolf making him a eraser! OMG! Adam could be an Eraser! No he isn't but he could be part hound dog! The Mortal Enemy of the bird, I think?" She stood there pondering while holding Antonio her Gay smurf friend.

Back at the house Fang and Max managed to stop Iggy and Adam as they snarled at each other. Fang leaned closer to Iggy saying "You know Lexi was kidnapped by someone?"

"WHAT!" Iggy yelled pulling his wings out and taking off looking for her.

Then the screen faded to black...

Me: I like this episode. Its awesome I find my Gay smurf!

Iggy: I don't, you get kddnapped.

Me: You'll find me!

Iggy: I hope so.

Me: Go sing!

Iggy after changing into yet another fancy suit:

Someday when I'm awfully low
When the world is cold
I feel a glow just thinking of you
And the way you look tonight.
Oh, but you're lovely with your smile so warm
And your cheek so soft
There is nothing for me to love you
And the way you look tonight
With each word your tenderness grows
Tearing my fear apart
And that laugh that wrinkles your nose
touches my foolish heart
Lovely, never ever change
Keep that breathless charr
Won't you please arrange it?
'Cause I love you
Just the way you look tonight...

*Hugs Lexi lovingly*

Audience: Awww!

Me: Love you Ig!

Iggy: Love you too now sign off please.

Me: Ok

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