Renji: she's insane and needs a shrink as well as anger-management classes. If Kenpachi was female his name would be Tatsuki

Shuuhei: Violent and disrespectful. Also slightly odd.


He frowned when he heard a loud crash from below. He rose to his feet and walked to the window from where he could see the path that led to the entrance of the bar.

A rather large man flew out of the bar and crashed into the building opposite the bar. He was soon followed a second man, who although smaller than the first, was still large.

A small framed woman in the Shinigami academy uniform stormed out of the bar. She yelled something at them and pointed sideways. The men quickly scurried to their feet and ran off.

Hisagi tiled his head sideways; what could have made two shinigami run away from an academy student?

He was about to find out.

……………………………..

Renji glowered at the academy student. "And exactly who are you?" the dark haired girl cocked her head to the side and smiled,

"Oh, so you don't remember me, do you lieutenant Abarai?"

The lieutenant narrowed his eyes as he tried to place her. She did look eerily familiar and for some reason he had the strange urge to run as far away from her as possible.

"I believe I am the one you referred to as an evil midget with anger management issues who sticks her uppity nose where it does not belong?" he calm tone caused was beginning to scare him.

"You shouldn't have crossed me lieutenant."

Renji's eyes widened in realization, "you're the academy brat that beat up Nagasaki and Seji in the bar.

"Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding. People, we have a winner." She grinned as she rolled up the white sleeves of her haori. "Now let's tell him what he has won."

"Don't get too cocky, so you beat up a bunch of guys, Nagaski and Seji are a joke." Renji said calmly.

"I don't intend to fight you… at least not yet. A little humiliation will do just fine." She was still maintaining that creepy smile.

She put her hands together slowly, "you know, I have a little trick I do with spirit energy; pay very close attention and you just might find out why those two knuckle heads sprinted away so quickly."

"Oh and Ichigo might advice you not to take me so lightly."

Renji stared at her defiantly, what a joke.

"Art of destruction number 31; shot of red-"

"An academy student disrespecting a lieutenant?" a smooth yet stern voice interrupted her incantation. She spun round reflexively and she ended her spell

"- fire"

A bright ball of red energy shot towards the intruder. It happened so fast that the intruder could not react. The energy ball hit him in the chest and sent him flying across the rukongai streets until he crashed into a nearby cart.

He looked down at his charred haori and then at the sheepish looking girl. "ouch." Renji said from behind her.

"um… sorry? I really am sorry."

The shinigami glared at her.

"Well can't be late for class." She grinned before turning round and shunpoing away.

He looked up at the red haired lieutenant who was barely holding on to his laughter, "Gotta admit, that was funny eh, Hisagi."

Hisagi's frown deepened. He was going to kill that girl.


A/N: A rewrite of my story 'Define Tatsuki'