Title: Father's Day
By: Sadistic Demon
Disclaimer: I do not own Lupin the Third. I never intended to steal anyone's ideas but, if it seems like I did I apologies in advance. Rated PG-13 for implied adult theme. This is a fluffy Jigen/Goemon and Lupin/Fujiko story. Of course, the original characters here are their children. This story was not beta.
Today is a treat. Goemon's hair is in a high ponytail. His lovely pale neck could be seen as he move about. The ends where just gracing the back of his neck. I couldn't help but think of all the things I wanted to do to that neck as I laid here on the couch watch him work in the kitchen. I'm lucky Goemon's cooking has improved from the first time I met him but, he still strictly cooks Japanese food. As I lay here on the couch watching Goemon work behind the kitchen isle, I think about how luck I am to have him with me. I've never felt happier. True, I was happy with Lupin and our thieving ways but, with Fujiko around all the time it was a real drag to hang out with him. I grew to enjoy the times I spent with Goemon while waiting for Lupin to show up for our jobs. Sometimes I'll be cleaning my gun as he would clean his sword. Other times we would be having dinner, him with his instant noodles and me polishing of some bacon and beans. I use to hate how quiet Goemon was. I was use to Lupin's constant chatter. Being alone with Goemon was almost as bad as being alone with Fujiko when waiting for a job. As time went on though, I came to appreciate the silence and the comfort that came with just knowing that Goemon was in the hideout house with me.
I awoke from my day-dream to the sound of laughter and had my breath knocked out of me by a little boy landing on my stomach. He grinned down at me, his bangs getting in his eyes as he proceeded to yell at me up close.
"Uncle Jigen! Happy Father's Day!" This was followed by someone putting me in an arm lock, taking away any air I had left.
"Jigen! Happy Father's Day you lucky dog you!"
"Lupin! Art! Can't breathe…!"
"Oh! Sorry there buddy." Lupin released me from the arm lock and took his son off me to hold him on his hip. Yep, that's right, Lupin and Fujiko had Arsene Lupin the 4th and Lupin somehow became a stay at home dad. At least now I know why Fujiko played hard to get. Turns out she's really fertile. They're expecting their next kid in a few weeks now. Lupin the 4th ended up with the nickname Art because of his remarkable talent for painting forgery. I can't believe he's only 7 years old and already that talented. Of course, Art is being trained in the world of thieving. Art has to stay at the safe house during our jobs still but he'll have his chance at a real heist soon if Lupin has any say about it.
I got off the couch and saw Fujiko talking to Goemon in the kitchen. She and her daughter, Ofumi, were helping him plate the food for our little Father's Day brunch. Ofumi is 10 yeas old and becoming quite the Fujiko look-alike. Thankfully, Ofumi isn't much into betrayal like Fujiko but is showing signs of Fujiko's love for jewels. As Ofumi took two of the plates to the table I saw a little hand try to get a hold of one of the muffins Fujiko brought for our brunch. It was immediately slapped away by another little hand. I couldn't help but smile at the scene as Lupin laid his free arm on me.
"So, so, where are they? I demand to see your new bundles of joy immediately!"
"Hai, Hai!" replied Art in just as big a voice as Lupin. Ah yes. The reason I'm celebrating Father's Day at all this year. I just became a father myself.
"And how cute they are!" exclaimed Fujiko, coming out of the kitchen with Goemon and the freshly cooked food. Goemon was having a hard time because attached to his legs were twin sets of black haired, blue eyed, 4 year old boys. Yep, twins. Goemon and I are now taking care of twin boys.
"Aww! How cute! They got your long bushy hair Jigen." Lupin said, leaning in really close, Art following along on Lupin's hip. The twins hid behind Goemon's hakama before peaking out. Again, I couldn't help but smile. It was true, the kids had my hair but, they looked a little more like Goemon. As to how we became fathers, well Goemon found these twins during his usual training in Japan. From what I could gather out of Goemon, the kids were abandoned in the forest near his house. One thing lead to another and soon we became the proud parents of these twins. Of course I immediately objected to Goemon keeping the boys. After all, we were no role models and our knowledge of being good fathers was limited. Still, I couldn't help but grow attach to these twins. Not that they were any trouble. The twins were very well behaved for their age.
Art got off his dad's hip and ran up to the twins as Goemon and Fujiko set the food down on the table. Art thrust his hand at the closest one and with a big smile introduced himself.
"Hi! I'm Arsene Lupin the 4th! Nice to meet you. And you are?" The closest twin shirked back from Art's hand like it would bite him. The other twin saw this and got between him and Art holding his arms out protectively over his brother.
"Don't scare Toshiyuki you Meany!" Art stare at the boy now in front of him, not understanding that he had frighten Toshiyuki.
"I'm not a meany! He's the one that's scared of a little hand shake. Really now." Art crossed his arms and look away, annoyed at being called a Meany. Goemon took the chance to intervene.
"Tsuyoshi, Art isn't trying to scare Toshiyuki. Toshiyuki is just being shy." Tsuyoshi blinked up at Goemon before look back at Art.
"Oh, sumimasen," Tsuyoshi said with a bow. Toshiyuki copied his brother and bowed too. "I'm Tsuyoshi and this is my otouto, Toshiyuki."
Art smiled at the two and grabbed each of their hands and gave them a firm shake. "That's okay. Don't mention it. I was the same way too when I was younger." The twins looked up in surprise as the older boy shook their hands before cracking smiles of their own. Ofumi couldn't help but add her own two cents, "What do you mean 'younger'? As I recall, you haven't grown one inch since last year. I on the other hand am a good 2 inches taller than you." Art immediately scowled at his one-chan.
I couldn't help but smile at the exchange. These guys were going to be good friends alright. Art's just the same as his father. He can get anyone to open up to him. Goemon came to my side and I put my arm around his waist. We adults watch the scene of our kids fighting and messing around with each other for a little while. I leaned in to Goemon and finally gave in to the urge to kiss him on his beautiful neck. He made a delicious little 'eep' sound and his face turned bright red at the display of affection.
"Jigen now is not the time. We have guests," Goemon tried to point out.
"Why not?" I couldn't help but want to tease my lover. I gave him a couple of more kisses to the neck. My fingers playing with his ponytail. "I think you look very sexy right now with your hair up like that." Goemon turned even redder. I gave in to the urge to give him a quick kiss on those red checks followed by a more passionate one on the lips. Really now, he makes the cutest sounds when kissed.
"Art, Toshi, Tsu look! A yaoi moment!" Ofumi exclaimed. She was a not-so-secret yaoi fan.
"Huh? What? Eww, not here too! I see enough kissing at home to last me a life time." Art cried out, covering his eyes.
"Arsene! Be nice." Fujiko said with a small smack to the back of her son's head. She was also a secret yaoi fan.
"Otou-san and Okaa-san are kissing!" the twins said at the same time pointing at us with wide eyes and open mouths.
"OKAA-SAN! Which means…hahahahaha, I always knew you were such a girl Goemon!" Lupin laughed, causing him to get a big smack to the back of the head courtesy of Goemon. Okay so maybe the kids, all of them, are trouble sometimes.
"Okay," Fujiko said to get all our attention, "Now that everything's done, let's eat. The food is getting cold."
"Aa! You are absolutely right my love. Here let me pull out your chair for you." Lupin being his normal gentleman self pulls out a seat for Fujiko to take, being careful not to push her in to far for the baby's sake. That's right, there is going to be another kid joining us soon. Man the future is going to be interesting to say the least. I wonder if we are going to survive another Lupin joining the party. I look at our group sitting down to our brunch. Lupin and Art are stuffing their faces with Ofumi chastising them on their manners. Fujiko is trying to get Toshiyuki to pat her stomach to feel the baby kicking. Tsuyoshi is trying to shove a whole muffin in his mouth after being challenged by Art to do so and Goemon is attempting to keep Tsuyoshi from choking. Yeah, I think we're going to be okay. Somehow.
Lupin looks at me and grins. "Come on 'Papa,' sit down and join us."
Original Character's Names:
Arsene Lupin the 4th/Art: Obviously from Lupin the 3rd's name
Ofumi: the name of Fujiko's ancestor is the TV special "Elusiveness of the Fog"
Toshiyuki: means "of wisdom" or "alert and happy"
Tsuyoshi: means "strong"
I had written down the general idea for this story during my free time at school. It really didn't turn out how I hope it would and ended up inspiring me to write little side fics to this fanfic. I might put up the side stories as chapter's to this one to read if I feel like it. I hope you enjoy it. Still no smut, sorry. Can't bring myself to write any yet.