Digimon Munchkin Mating Habits
Pairings: Mimi x Sora, Miyako Hikari, various male x male pairings Warnings: slight Yuri scene at the beginning Disclaimer: No, they aren't mine.
All four girls gathered at Hikari's house since the boys were busy that night. Sora and Mimi sat on the couch that had its back to the front door, making out. Hikari and Miyako sat on the other, watching the older girls. Miyako rested her head against Hikari's, which lay on her shoulder. Sora's hand went to slide under Mimi's shirt, but it had to untuck it first. Mimi opened her eyes as she tried to help and spotted the younger girls watching them with wide-eyed fascination. The shock was like having been hit with a bucket of cold water.
"Sora, love, get off," Mimi said, frantically trying to push the older girl away.
"Why," Sora asked, blinking at her. Her hand continued to tug at her lover's shirt.
"Because we aren't alone, remember," Mimi hissed in embarrassment.
"Oh, don't mind us," Miyako replied cheerfully.
Sora whirled and turned red when she saw the two girls. Hastily she backed away, straightening her clothes and smoothing her hair.
"You two didn't really have to stop, you know," Hikari told them, smiling in amusement. "We don't mind watching."
"That's for sure," Miyako added, grinning teasingly. "We could probably use some pointers for when we're ready to go that far."
That made both older girls go crimson, reminding them just how young their audience was. Mimi stood and hurried to the bathroom, muttering something about her hair. Sora sighed, not sure what to do. They'd never lost track of where they were in front of anyone else like that before. She had no idea what to do in this kind of situation.
Hikari decided to give the other couple a break. "Why don't we watch some TV," she suggested, picking up the remote from the coffee table in front of her.
"Good idea," Sora agreed immediately, grateful for something to take her mind off what had happened. "Lets see what's on."
"I heard there was going to be a show about munchkin mating habits, or something like that," Miyako announced, still grinning that teasing smile. Hikari elbowed her when Sora flushed at the words mating habits'. Miyako just winked at her. "It's on channel five."
"Well, since there's probably nothing else on I guess we'll have to watch that," Hikari said reluctantly, casting Sora an apologetic look. The effect was ruined by the devilish amusement in her eyes, though. She turned it to the channel.
Good evening, folks. Tonight we bring you a special program. We're going to take a close look at the mating habits of the wild munchkins. And here to present our special feature is our guest reporter, Leon!
Hikari and Sora's mouths both dropped open as Leon', bearing an amazing resemblance to Leomon, was suddenly brought up. Miyako raised her eyebrows at the sight of an eight foot tall man in a lion's suit.
Good evening, everyone. I'm here in the forgotten land of File, tracking down the elusive munchkins. With me today is my camera man, Owen.
The picture swung around to show Owen, who looked remarkably like Ogremon. Miyako rolled her eyes, not noticing the stunned expressions on Sora and Hikari's faces.
"Lets find something else," Miyako suggested, trying to take the box away.
"No!" the other two girls chorused.
"Hehe, lets just see what it's all about," Sora added, flushing slightly at Miyako's odd look.
"Yeah, it looks kind of interesting," Hikari said persuasively.
"Whatever," Miyako replied, not looking convinced.
They turned back to the television screen in time to see Leon walking in an area with snow covering the ground. He reached the edge of the cliff and lay down to peer over the side. Then he turned to grin at Owen and signal him closer.
Down below us is a cave and it looks like we're in luck today. One of the more popular species of munchkin, the Y species, looks to be preparing for one of its rituals. Note that this is a young Y munchkin. All munchkins are prone to selecting a mate whenever they feel ready, regardless of age. Lets just see which ritual this one will use.
The view slowly creeps forward, then swings down. All that can be seen is a vague shape, but then the camera zooms in. After a moment a miniature boy who looked just like 01 Yamato, hair style and all. He pulled out an even tinier harmonica and began playing.
Ah, it looks like this Y munchkin is calling for a T munchkin. I wonder if one is around. Oh look! Over to the right I think I see one!
To the right, just barely peeping over a hill, there was a tiny Taichi. He looked like 01 Taichi complete with outfit, tall hair, and goggles. He pulled out a small telescope and checked out the Yamato munchkin. After a moment he put it away and charged over the hill. The Yamato munchkin looked up in time to watch as the Taichi munchkin leapt to tackle him. He turned red as his mate grinned down at him. Then the Taichi stood up, grabbed his arm, and drug him inside the cave.
Ah, a new pair is formed and the species will continue. It's said that munchkins will mate for life. Isn't that sweet?
"That looked like tiny versions of Yamato and Taichi on our first adventure," Sora announced shakily.
"Oh yeah," Miyako asked, interested. "Then how are they supposed to continue the species?"
"That's probably one question we don't want the answer to," Mimi told her from the doorway. She walked over to sit next to her lover, looking slightly confused. "What are Leomon and the guys doing on TV?"
"Just watch and you'll understand," Hikari assured her. "Oh, look, it's on again."
Here we are at a small pond, notorious breeding grounds for the J munchkin. And it looks like we're lucky once again, for here comes one now. It also appears to be a young munchkin. These are rather shy munchkins who generally wait to be chosen as a mate. I wonder if this one will be lucky enough to be chosen today.
A miniature 01 Jyou walked out of the bushes on the opposite side, carrying his bag. He looked around nervously, as if expecting someone to jump out at any minute. Moving carefully, he crept as quietly as he could to the edge of the water. A few steps away he stepped on a twig. Suddenly an 01 Taichi munchkin came running out from the right and snatched him up, carrying him back the way he had come.
Ah, congratulations, J munchkin! Playing it safe can have its rewards, evidently. Oh, but what do we have here? Another J munchkin, this one slightly older than the last, is going to try his luck.
This Jyou, which looked exactly like 02 Jyou, hurried out. The little guy looked around carefully as he walked around the pond. He started crying out in a tiny voice, calling, "Y! Y! I know you're here, so come out!"
Ooh, this one is bolder than most! Could it be that it has already chosen a mate?
"Y, won't you come in? You could catch a cold out here," the little Jyou scolded.
From a little farther down an 01 Yamato appeared. He had his arms crossed and there was a defiant look on his face. But it melted when the little Jyou hugged him and started fussing over him. Then he blushed and meekly let the Jyou lead him away.
An older J and a younger Y! Wow, this is the first time I've ever seen one of these! Man, we were sure lucky today.
All four girls looked at each other and sweatdropped. No one commented.
Oh wait, it looks like the fun isn't over yet for this place! There is a young K munchkin creeping stealthily toward a rock. Maybe it's going to hide until another J comes out.
A tiny 01 Koushiro settled himself carefully, leaning back against the rock. Then he pulled out an amazingly small computer and started typing furiously. After a moment he got up and took it a few munchkin feet away. It set the computer down and punched a button, then ran for the rock. The little Koushiro then peered around the edge carefully. For a moment nothing happened. Then the sound of faint chanting could be heard. As it grew louder the words became audible. "K is sweet. K is good. J's like K." Over and over again. The Koushiro nodded in satisfaction. It's eyes began to search the bushes, looking for a J that might have taken the bait.
Soon a little 01 Jyou came walking out, looking slightly dazed. It stumbled up to the computer and started examining it. The Koushiro walked over casually and tapped him on the shoulder. When the Jyou sprung back in surprise he offered him a tiny flower. He picked up his computer and stored it away while the Jyou twirled the flower, watching it in fascination. Then the Koushiro smiled and took the Jyou's hand, leading him away.
How interesting! I guess the K munchkins truly are geniuses. This was said to be a famous place for almost any J pairings and that certainly seems to be the case. But I think we've been here long enough. We'll be back in a new location after these commercials.
"How bizarre," Miyako announced, blinking owlishly at the others. "Taichi and Jyou? Or Yamato and Jyou?"
"Actually, I thought the Yamato and Jyou couple were kind of cute together," Mimi told her cheerfully.
"A younger Yamato and an older Jyou," Sora mused thoughtfully. "Too bad that can't happen in real life. They'd make an interesting pair."
"I thought the second Taichi's idea was kind of interesting," Hikari said, grinning. "Can you imagine what might have happened if he HAD done that?"
Imagining Taichi carrying Jyou off into the bushes was more than they could take. All four girls broke into giggles.
"My personal favorite was that Koushiro luring that Jyou out," Miyako admitted after she managed to catch her breath. "That chanting was just so cute!"
"K is sweet. K is good. J's like K.'" Sora mimicked, somehow managing to keep her expression straight. They all started giggling again.
"Shh, it's back on," Mimi chided, fighting her giggles.
This time we're on Server. Our location is a desert oasis. We've been told that several rare pairings can be found here. Right now we're going to try at one of the far corners, where a well of all things sits. It sounds like something is crawling out of the well! Lets see what it is.
A tiny 01 Yamato crawled out and sat on the edge. He leaned down to help an 01 Koushiro up. The two sat side by side, talking too quietly to be heard. An itty bitty Takeru munchkin appeared out of nowhere and called, "Y! K! Come on, bros!" The pair jumped down and walked toward it, hand in hand. They smiled at him and the Yamato placed him on his shoulders. Then the Koushiro took the Yamato's hand and they walked away together, the Takeru chattering happily.
How cute! An already established YK pair and the Y's younger brother, TK. All Y's have younger brothers named TK, although there is no explanation for it. Of course, all T's have younger sisters named H, but there is no explanation for them, either. It is rumored that their ancestors were siblings and all of the descendants continue to refer to the other species as a sibling. No one knows for sure, though. That's all beside the point. Today we're focusing on only the male mating rituals. So let's walk toward the right a little bit and see if we can't find a new type of male munchkin. There are said to be five more types just recently discovered, but one is just an older version of the TK munchkin.
"They call Takeru TK," Hikari pointed out, highly amused.
"They call you H," Mimi reminded her.
"I wonder what they're going to call us," Miyako aid thoughtfully.
"Well, we probably won't find out this time," Sora answered mildly. "Hey, isn't that a Daisuke?"
Ah, here we have the poor D munchkin. This poor munchkin often has the worst luck and the hardest time with mates. It's because ... well, you'll see. Here's one now.
A tiny Daisuke wandered in, looking sad and lonely. He kicked a rock, which ricocheted off of a nearby tree and hit him in the head. At the sound of his cry a little 02 Takeru came running out of nowhere. The Takeru smiled and helped him stand up. Hesitantly the Daisuke smiled back. Suddenly a swarm of miniature people came zipping down from above in miniature flying vehicles, throwing rocks at the Daisuke. One of them snatched the Takeru away. All of the flying people were shouting, but the words were censored.
You see what I mean! Those other people are fans. They don't like the poor D munchkin and keep trying to pair all of the TK munchkins with the H munchkins. It just kills me to have to watch, knowing that I can't interfere. Oh, the horror of it all!
"How dare they try to separate them!" Miyako demanded hotly. "Who do they think they are! Why, just look at that poor Takeru trying to get back to Daisuke!"
The little Takeru was struggling to get away, calling out for Daisuke. He clawed at the hands holding him, desperately twisting and turning. Finally he freed himself and plummeted to the ground. When the fans tried to swoop in again he yelled, "Y! T! Help me, guys!"
From the jungle sprung an 02 Yamato and an 02 Taichi. They waved their arms frantically, calling the fans' attention. Then they took off, leading the fans away. Within moments the Daisuke and the Takeru were alone again. Leaning against each other, both looking battered, they headed off in the direction the Yamato and the Taichi had gone.
"Will they be okay," the Daisuke asked.
"Yeah, they'll be fine," the Takeru answered. "Unless that rabid JUN shows up. But they've got ways around even her."
Well, you don't see that every day! What an event! And we had a guest appearance by an older TY pair. How exciting. Lets continue our stroll, shall we?
"Wow, that was pretty cool," Sora announced, grinning. "I thought Taichi and Yamato's rescue' was pretty cute!"
"It looks like something they might do," Hikari agreed with a smile.
"That poor Daisuke," Mimi murmured sadly. "And the Takeru? Poor fellow was several feet in the air when he got dropped!"
"They'll be all right," Sora told her soothingly.
Here's the elusive DK munchkin. It generally likes to be alone. There are actually two types of DKs, but the second type is called KS and is seen more often. This DK looks to be planning something. I wonder if this loner is actually trying for a mate. Lets watch and see.
A miniature Digimon Kaiser was standing on the lower branch of a tree at the edge of a clearing. He was decked out in his full uniform, complete with glasses and whip. An evil smirk was on his face as he watched a lone Daisuke practicing scoring with a tiny soccer ball using a leaf set up between two twigs as a net. The Digimon Kaiser jumped down and walked over.
"What do you think you're doing, playing with my soccer net," he demanded arrogantly, grabbing the ball.
"Oh, this is your stuff? Sorry. I was just trying to have a little fun," the Daisuke replied sheepishly. He seemed to become increasingly nervous as the Digimon Kaiser walked closer with a predatory grin on his face. "Um, I think I'll be going now."
"On the contrary, you're coming with me," the Digimon Kaiser purred. He suddenly tossed the ball away and wrapped his whip around the Daisuke. Ignoring the Daisuke's protests he hefted his prize over his shoulder and jogged away, grinning contentedly.
There was a snort of laughter from behind the camera. Leon turned to scowl at his camera man, but his lips quirked in amusement. A sudden commotion caused them to turn to the side quickly. An 01 Taichi munchkin walked out, grinning proudly. He pulled a giggling 02 Takeru with him. Hand in hand they weaved their way quickly through the area, pausing only to examine the make shift soccer net.
"We need to hurry," the Takeru reminded his companion lightly.
"Yeah, but maybe we can come back," the Taichi replied cheerfully, turning away reluctantly. The pair hurried on their way.
My, two pairs that just barely missed each other! Talk about coincidence. Well, it looks like we only have enough time to make one last stop. When we come back we'll be at the waterfall, a notorious mating spot.
"Wow, this thing is pretty interesting," Mimi announced, surprised.
"It sure is," Sora agreed. "It's too bad the show is about to end."
"Maybe they'll continue the show another time," Hikari suggested hopefully.
"That would be cool," Miyako told her, grinning. "It'd be pretty neat if there was one with us in it."
Here we are at the waterfall known as The Step of Love. At least, that's what the discovers named it. What the munchkins call it is unknown.
"It's called The Gateway To Love," a tiny voice informed him calmly. The camera swung down to find an 02 Koushiro sat on a rock, his ever present pineapple computer out on his lap. Beside him sat an 02 Yamato with a tiny guitar.
Oh. Thank you for the information.
"You're welcome," the Koushiro answered mildly.
Um, may I ask what you're doing?
"We're helping some friends out," the Yamato replied with a shrug.
There was a sudden whistle. The munchkins signaled for silence, then the Yamato began to play softly. Munchkin Koushiro fiddled with some things and the sound grew to be barely audible. From the direction of the whistle a munchkin appeared. It was a Wallace. Then at the other end an Iori walked out.
Look, it's the W munchkin and the I munchkin! And they don't seem to have noticed each other yet!
He received a silencing glare from Yamato. There was a barely audible snicker as the camera focused on the new pair. His words were true, though. The small Wallace walked over to an undisturbed portion of the water near where he entered. He began examining his reflection critically. Right around the area where he had entered the Iori had picked up a little twig and was now practicing kendo. Both acted as if they were completely alone. In fact, they were so wrapped up in their own little worlds that they didn't even notice the two sets of eyes watching them. Two munchkins, a tiny Daisuke and a mini Ken dressed in his regular grey clothes, crept out of the shadows. They whispered something to each other and shook hands. Then the Daisuke moved toward the Wallace while the Ken headed for the Iori.
There is the last known new species, the KS. Imagine, our first tour and we get a chance to see all of the confirmed new species! Isn't this exciting?
Apparently Owen wasn't interested because the camera just followed the Daisuke. Munchkin Daisuke took a deep breath a few steps away from his target, then plastered on a happy grin and walked up to the Wallace. "Hi, how are you?"
"Oh, hi," the Wallace said quietly, turning to smile shyly at him. "I'm fine. And you?"
"Oh, just fine," the Daisuke replied cheerfully. For a moment neither said anything. The silence stretched until it seemed about to break. Then all of a sudden the Daisuke took the Wallace's hand and asked hopefully, "Will you come with me?"
"Um, I guess," the Wallace answered, looking slightly confused. Munchkin Daisuke smiled triumphantly and led the slightly bewildered Wallace off.
Well, the D munchkin had an awkward moment there but he managed to pull through in the end. Congratulations little fellow! Now lets see what's been going on with the other potential couple.
"I heard it takes years to master the art of kendo," the Ken announced mildly, shrewdly watching the younger munchkin.
"It does," the Iori told him, looking slightly nervous underneath that intense scrutiny. "I recommend you find yourself a good teacher."
"I already have," munchkin Ken informed him smoothly, placing his right arm around the other's shoulders. He deftly turned the Iori and guided him toward the clearing where he had entered. "How do you like your tea?"
Ah-ha! Yet another pairing is made. Today has been a good day for love in the munchkin world.
"You haven't seen the most interesting pair yet," Yamato informed him calmly, not even pausing in his music playing.
Oh yeah? Would you mind telling us what that is?
"You'll see it in a moment," the Koushiro assured him mildly.
Just then an 02 Jyou walked out of waterfall, leading a blind-folded Digimon Kaiser by one hand and carrying a picnic basket in the other. The volume of the music increased slightly, creating a romantic mood. The Jyou quickly set everything out. Then he took off the blind- fold. Munchkin Digimon Kaiser looked around as a faint grin crossed his face. He turned and gave the Jyou a sweet kiss, murmuring softly.
I-I'm stunned! I never considered that pair before. It just goes to show you that any pair is possible here in munchkin land. Well, that's all we have time for today. I hope you enjoyed the show. This is Leon and Owen signing off.
"Jyou and the Digimon Kaiser," Mimi shrieked in disbelief.
Sora and Hikari's mouths had dropped open. Miyako blinked, then started laughing. Soon the other three joined her.
"That was ... interesting," Sora said, giggling.
"It's a shame the guys didn't watch it," Hikari told her ruefully. "Some of those pairs would have them rolling on the ground."
"I can't wait to see their faces when we tell them," Miyako added, grinning.
Over on the other side of town.......
"I can't believe who they paired me up with!!!" Ken cried, gaping at the TV.
"You! What about me?" Taichi demanded.
"Like you two have anything to complain about," Yamato pointed out ruefully.
"I thought it was kind of interesting," Takeru announced sheepishly.
"You would," Daisuke retorted.
"I did, too," Koushiro said.
::sweatdrops::
"Well, what are we going to do about it?" Daisuke asked.
"What can we do about it?" Iori replied.
"Lets just hope none of the girls were watching," Yamato said heavily.
All of them paled at the thought. If the girls had seen the show none of them would ever hear the end of it.
Pairings: Mimi x Sora, Miyako Hikari, various male x male pairings Warnings: slight Yuri scene at the beginning Disclaimer: No, they aren't mine.
All four girls gathered at Hikari's house since the boys were busy that night. Sora and Mimi sat on the couch that had its back to the front door, making out. Hikari and Miyako sat on the other, watching the older girls. Miyako rested her head against Hikari's, which lay on her shoulder. Sora's hand went to slide under Mimi's shirt, but it had to untuck it first. Mimi opened her eyes as she tried to help and spotted the younger girls watching them with wide-eyed fascination. The shock was like having been hit with a bucket of cold water.
"Sora, love, get off," Mimi said, frantically trying to push the older girl away.
"Why," Sora asked, blinking at her. Her hand continued to tug at her lover's shirt.
"Because we aren't alone, remember," Mimi hissed in embarrassment.
"Oh, don't mind us," Miyako replied cheerfully.
Sora whirled and turned red when she saw the two girls. Hastily she backed away, straightening her clothes and smoothing her hair.
"You two didn't really have to stop, you know," Hikari told them, smiling in amusement. "We don't mind watching."
"That's for sure," Miyako added, grinning teasingly. "We could probably use some pointers for when we're ready to go that far."
That made both older girls go crimson, reminding them just how young their audience was. Mimi stood and hurried to the bathroom, muttering something about her hair. Sora sighed, not sure what to do. They'd never lost track of where they were in front of anyone else like that before. She had no idea what to do in this kind of situation.
Hikari decided to give the other couple a break. "Why don't we watch some TV," she suggested, picking up the remote from the coffee table in front of her.
"Good idea," Sora agreed immediately, grateful for something to take her mind off what had happened. "Lets see what's on."
"I heard there was going to be a show about munchkin mating habits, or something like that," Miyako announced, still grinning that teasing smile. Hikari elbowed her when Sora flushed at the words mating habits'. Miyako just winked at her. "It's on channel five."
"Well, since there's probably nothing else on I guess we'll have to watch that," Hikari said reluctantly, casting Sora an apologetic look. The effect was ruined by the devilish amusement in her eyes, though. She turned it to the channel.
Good evening, folks. Tonight we bring you a special program. We're going to take a close look at the mating habits of the wild munchkins. And here to present our special feature is our guest reporter, Leon!
Hikari and Sora's mouths both dropped open as Leon', bearing an amazing resemblance to Leomon, was suddenly brought up. Miyako raised her eyebrows at the sight of an eight foot tall man in a lion's suit.
Good evening, everyone. I'm here in the forgotten land of File, tracking down the elusive munchkins. With me today is my camera man, Owen.
The picture swung around to show Owen, who looked remarkably like Ogremon. Miyako rolled her eyes, not noticing the stunned expressions on Sora and Hikari's faces.
"Lets find something else," Miyako suggested, trying to take the box away.
"No!" the other two girls chorused.
"Hehe, lets just see what it's all about," Sora added, flushing slightly at Miyako's odd look.
"Yeah, it looks kind of interesting," Hikari said persuasively.
"Whatever," Miyako replied, not looking convinced.
They turned back to the television screen in time to see Leon walking in an area with snow covering the ground. He reached the edge of the cliff and lay down to peer over the side. Then he turned to grin at Owen and signal him closer.
Down below us is a cave and it looks like we're in luck today. One of the more popular species of munchkin, the Y species, looks to be preparing for one of its rituals. Note that this is a young Y munchkin. All munchkins are prone to selecting a mate whenever they feel ready, regardless of age. Lets just see which ritual this one will use.
The view slowly creeps forward, then swings down. All that can be seen is a vague shape, but then the camera zooms in. After a moment a miniature boy who looked just like 01 Yamato, hair style and all. He pulled out an even tinier harmonica and began playing.
Ah, it looks like this Y munchkin is calling for a T munchkin. I wonder if one is around. Oh look! Over to the right I think I see one!
To the right, just barely peeping over a hill, there was a tiny Taichi. He looked like 01 Taichi complete with outfit, tall hair, and goggles. He pulled out a small telescope and checked out the Yamato munchkin. After a moment he put it away and charged over the hill. The Yamato munchkin looked up in time to watch as the Taichi munchkin leapt to tackle him. He turned red as his mate grinned down at him. Then the Taichi stood up, grabbed his arm, and drug him inside the cave.
Ah, a new pair is formed and the species will continue. It's said that munchkins will mate for life. Isn't that sweet?
"That looked like tiny versions of Yamato and Taichi on our first adventure," Sora announced shakily.
"Oh yeah," Miyako asked, interested. "Then how are they supposed to continue the species?"
"That's probably one question we don't want the answer to," Mimi told her from the doorway. She walked over to sit next to her lover, looking slightly confused. "What are Leomon and the guys doing on TV?"
"Just watch and you'll understand," Hikari assured her. "Oh, look, it's on again."
Here we are at a small pond, notorious breeding grounds for the J munchkin. And it looks like we're lucky once again, for here comes one now. It also appears to be a young munchkin. These are rather shy munchkins who generally wait to be chosen as a mate. I wonder if this one will be lucky enough to be chosen today.
A miniature 01 Jyou walked out of the bushes on the opposite side, carrying his bag. He looked around nervously, as if expecting someone to jump out at any minute. Moving carefully, he crept as quietly as he could to the edge of the water. A few steps away he stepped on a twig. Suddenly an 01 Taichi munchkin came running out from the right and snatched him up, carrying him back the way he had come.
Ah, congratulations, J munchkin! Playing it safe can have its rewards, evidently. Oh, but what do we have here? Another J munchkin, this one slightly older than the last, is going to try his luck.
This Jyou, which looked exactly like 02 Jyou, hurried out. The little guy looked around carefully as he walked around the pond. He started crying out in a tiny voice, calling, "Y! Y! I know you're here, so come out!"
Ooh, this one is bolder than most! Could it be that it has already chosen a mate?
"Y, won't you come in? You could catch a cold out here," the little Jyou scolded.
From a little farther down an 01 Yamato appeared. He had his arms crossed and there was a defiant look on his face. But it melted when the little Jyou hugged him and started fussing over him. Then he blushed and meekly let the Jyou lead him away.
An older J and a younger Y! Wow, this is the first time I've ever seen one of these! Man, we were sure lucky today.
All four girls looked at each other and sweatdropped. No one commented.
Oh wait, it looks like the fun isn't over yet for this place! There is a young K munchkin creeping stealthily toward a rock. Maybe it's going to hide until another J comes out.
A tiny 01 Koushiro settled himself carefully, leaning back against the rock. Then he pulled out an amazingly small computer and started typing furiously. After a moment he got up and took it a few munchkin feet away. It set the computer down and punched a button, then ran for the rock. The little Koushiro then peered around the edge carefully. For a moment nothing happened. Then the sound of faint chanting could be heard. As it grew louder the words became audible. "K is sweet. K is good. J's like K." Over and over again. The Koushiro nodded in satisfaction. It's eyes began to search the bushes, looking for a J that might have taken the bait.
Soon a little 01 Jyou came walking out, looking slightly dazed. It stumbled up to the computer and started examining it. The Koushiro walked over casually and tapped him on the shoulder. When the Jyou sprung back in surprise he offered him a tiny flower. He picked up his computer and stored it away while the Jyou twirled the flower, watching it in fascination. Then the Koushiro smiled and took the Jyou's hand, leading him away.
How interesting! I guess the K munchkins truly are geniuses. This was said to be a famous place for almost any J pairings and that certainly seems to be the case. But I think we've been here long enough. We'll be back in a new location after these commercials.
"How bizarre," Miyako announced, blinking owlishly at the others. "Taichi and Jyou? Or Yamato and Jyou?"
"Actually, I thought the Yamato and Jyou couple were kind of cute together," Mimi told her cheerfully.
"A younger Yamato and an older Jyou," Sora mused thoughtfully. "Too bad that can't happen in real life. They'd make an interesting pair."
"I thought the second Taichi's idea was kind of interesting," Hikari said, grinning. "Can you imagine what might have happened if he HAD done that?"
Imagining Taichi carrying Jyou off into the bushes was more than they could take. All four girls broke into giggles.
"My personal favorite was that Koushiro luring that Jyou out," Miyako admitted after she managed to catch her breath. "That chanting was just so cute!"
"K is sweet. K is good. J's like K.'" Sora mimicked, somehow managing to keep her expression straight. They all started giggling again.
"Shh, it's back on," Mimi chided, fighting her giggles.
This time we're on Server. Our location is a desert oasis. We've been told that several rare pairings can be found here. Right now we're going to try at one of the far corners, where a well of all things sits. It sounds like something is crawling out of the well! Lets see what it is.
A tiny 01 Yamato crawled out and sat on the edge. He leaned down to help an 01 Koushiro up. The two sat side by side, talking too quietly to be heard. An itty bitty Takeru munchkin appeared out of nowhere and called, "Y! K! Come on, bros!" The pair jumped down and walked toward it, hand in hand. They smiled at him and the Yamato placed him on his shoulders. Then the Koushiro took the Yamato's hand and they walked away together, the Takeru chattering happily.
How cute! An already established YK pair and the Y's younger brother, TK. All Y's have younger brothers named TK, although there is no explanation for it. Of course, all T's have younger sisters named H, but there is no explanation for them, either. It is rumored that their ancestors were siblings and all of the descendants continue to refer to the other species as a sibling. No one knows for sure, though. That's all beside the point. Today we're focusing on only the male mating rituals. So let's walk toward the right a little bit and see if we can't find a new type of male munchkin. There are said to be five more types just recently discovered, but one is just an older version of the TK munchkin.
"They call Takeru TK," Hikari pointed out, highly amused.
"They call you H," Mimi reminded her.
"I wonder what they're going to call us," Miyako aid thoughtfully.
"Well, we probably won't find out this time," Sora answered mildly. "Hey, isn't that a Daisuke?"
Ah, here we have the poor D munchkin. This poor munchkin often has the worst luck and the hardest time with mates. It's because ... well, you'll see. Here's one now.
A tiny Daisuke wandered in, looking sad and lonely. He kicked a rock, which ricocheted off of a nearby tree and hit him in the head. At the sound of his cry a little 02 Takeru came running out of nowhere. The Takeru smiled and helped him stand up. Hesitantly the Daisuke smiled back. Suddenly a swarm of miniature people came zipping down from above in miniature flying vehicles, throwing rocks at the Daisuke. One of them snatched the Takeru away. All of the flying people were shouting, but the words were censored.
You see what I mean! Those other people are fans. They don't like the poor D munchkin and keep trying to pair all of the TK munchkins with the H munchkins. It just kills me to have to watch, knowing that I can't interfere. Oh, the horror of it all!
"How dare they try to separate them!" Miyako demanded hotly. "Who do they think they are! Why, just look at that poor Takeru trying to get back to Daisuke!"
The little Takeru was struggling to get away, calling out for Daisuke. He clawed at the hands holding him, desperately twisting and turning. Finally he freed himself and plummeted to the ground. When the fans tried to swoop in again he yelled, "Y! T! Help me, guys!"
From the jungle sprung an 02 Yamato and an 02 Taichi. They waved their arms frantically, calling the fans' attention. Then they took off, leading the fans away. Within moments the Daisuke and the Takeru were alone again. Leaning against each other, both looking battered, they headed off in the direction the Yamato and the Taichi had gone.
"Will they be okay," the Daisuke asked.
"Yeah, they'll be fine," the Takeru answered. "Unless that rabid JUN shows up. But they've got ways around even her."
Well, you don't see that every day! What an event! And we had a guest appearance by an older TY pair. How exciting. Lets continue our stroll, shall we?
"Wow, that was pretty cool," Sora announced, grinning. "I thought Taichi and Yamato's rescue' was pretty cute!"
"It looks like something they might do," Hikari agreed with a smile.
"That poor Daisuke," Mimi murmured sadly. "And the Takeru? Poor fellow was several feet in the air when he got dropped!"
"They'll be all right," Sora told her soothingly.
Here's the elusive DK munchkin. It generally likes to be alone. There are actually two types of DKs, but the second type is called KS and is seen more often. This DK looks to be planning something. I wonder if this loner is actually trying for a mate. Lets watch and see.
A miniature Digimon Kaiser was standing on the lower branch of a tree at the edge of a clearing. He was decked out in his full uniform, complete with glasses and whip. An evil smirk was on his face as he watched a lone Daisuke practicing scoring with a tiny soccer ball using a leaf set up between two twigs as a net. The Digimon Kaiser jumped down and walked over.
"What do you think you're doing, playing with my soccer net," he demanded arrogantly, grabbing the ball.
"Oh, this is your stuff? Sorry. I was just trying to have a little fun," the Daisuke replied sheepishly. He seemed to become increasingly nervous as the Digimon Kaiser walked closer with a predatory grin on his face. "Um, I think I'll be going now."
"On the contrary, you're coming with me," the Digimon Kaiser purred. He suddenly tossed the ball away and wrapped his whip around the Daisuke. Ignoring the Daisuke's protests he hefted his prize over his shoulder and jogged away, grinning contentedly.
There was a snort of laughter from behind the camera. Leon turned to scowl at his camera man, but his lips quirked in amusement. A sudden commotion caused them to turn to the side quickly. An 01 Taichi munchkin walked out, grinning proudly. He pulled a giggling 02 Takeru with him. Hand in hand they weaved their way quickly through the area, pausing only to examine the make shift soccer net.
"We need to hurry," the Takeru reminded his companion lightly.
"Yeah, but maybe we can come back," the Taichi replied cheerfully, turning away reluctantly. The pair hurried on their way.
My, two pairs that just barely missed each other! Talk about coincidence. Well, it looks like we only have enough time to make one last stop. When we come back we'll be at the waterfall, a notorious mating spot.
"Wow, this thing is pretty interesting," Mimi announced, surprised.
"It sure is," Sora agreed. "It's too bad the show is about to end."
"Maybe they'll continue the show another time," Hikari suggested hopefully.
"That would be cool," Miyako told her, grinning. "It'd be pretty neat if there was one with us in it."
Here we are at the waterfall known as The Step of Love. At least, that's what the discovers named it. What the munchkins call it is unknown.
"It's called The Gateway To Love," a tiny voice informed him calmly. The camera swung down to find an 02 Koushiro sat on a rock, his ever present pineapple computer out on his lap. Beside him sat an 02 Yamato with a tiny guitar.
Oh. Thank you for the information.
"You're welcome," the Koushiro answered mildly.
Um, may I ask what you're doing?
"We're helping some friends out," the Yamato replied with a shrug.
There was a sudden whistle. The munchkins signaled for silence, then the Yamato began to play softly. Munchkin Koushiro fiddled with some things and the sound grew to be barely audible. From the direction of the whistle a munchkin appeared. It was a Wallace. Then at the other end an Iori walked out.
Look, it's the W munchkin and the I munchkin! And they don't seem to have noticed each other yet!
He received a silencing glare from Yamato. There was a barely audible snicker as the camera focused on the new pair. His words were true, though. The small Wallace walked over to an undisturbed portion of the water near where he entered. He began examining his reflection critically. Right around the area where he had entered the Iori had picked up a little twig and was now practicing kendo. Both acted as if they were completely alone. In fact, they were so wrapped up in their own little worlds that they didn't even notice the two sets of eyes watching them. Two munchkins, a tiny Daisuke and a mini Ken dressed in his regular grey clothes, crept out of the shadows. They whispered something to each other and shook hands. Then the Daisuke moved toward the Wallace while the Ken headed for the Iori.
There is the last known new species, the KS. Imagine, our first tour and we get a chance to see all of the confirmed new species! Isn't this exciting?
Apparently Owen wasn't interested because the camera just followed the Daisuke. Munchkin Daisuke took a deep breath a few steps away from his target, then plastered on a happy grin and walked up to the Wallace. "Hi, how are you?"
"Oh, hi," the Wallace said quietly, turning to smile shyly at him. "I'm fine. And you?"
"Oh, just fine," the Daisuke replied cheerfully. For a moment neither said anything. The silence stretched until it seemed about to break. Then all of a sudden the Daisuke took the Wallace's hand and asked hopefully, "Will you come with me?"
"Um, I guess," the Wallace answered, looking slightly confused. Munchkin Daisuke smiled triumphantly and led the slightly bewildered Wallace off.
Well, the D munchkin had an awkward moment there but he managed to pull through in the end. Congratulations little fellow! Now lets see what's been going on with the other potential couple.
"I heard it takes years to master the art of kendo," the Ken announced mildly, shrewdly watching the younger munchkin.
"It does," the Iori told him, looking slightly nervous underneath that intense scrutiny. "I recommend you find yourself a good teacher."
"I already have," munchkin Ken informed him smoothly, placing his right arm around the other's shoulders. He deftly turned the Iori and guided him toward the clearing where he had entered. "How do you like your tea?"
Ah-ha! Yet another pairing is made. Today has been a good day for love in the munchkin world.
"You haven't seen the most interesting pair yet," Yamato informed him calmly, not even pausing in his music playing.
Oh yeah? Would you mind telling us what that is?
"You'll see it in a moment," the Koushiro assured him mildly.
Just then an 02 Jyou walked out of waterfall, leading a blind-folded Digimon Kaiser by one hand and carrying a picnic basket in the other. The volume of the music increased slightly, creating a romantic mood. The Jyou quickly set everything out. Then he took off the blind- fold. Munchkin Digimon Kaiser looked around as a faint grin crossed his face. He turned and gave the Jyou a sweet kiss, murmuring softly.
I-I'm stunned! I never considered that pair before. It just goes to show you that any pair is possible here in munchkin land. Well, that's all we have time for today. I hope you enjoyed the show. This is Leon and Owen signing off.
"Jyou and the Digimon Kaiser," Mimi shrieked in disbelief.
Sora and Hikari's mouths had dropped open. Miyako blinked, then started laughing. Soon the other three joined her.
"That was ... interesting," Sora said, giggling.
"It's a shame the guys didn't watch it," Hikari told her ruefully. "Some of those pairs would have them rolling on the ground."
"I can't wait to see their faces when we tell them," Miyako added, grinning.
Over on the other side of town.......
"I can't believe who they paired me up with!!!" Ken cried, gaping at the TV.
"You! What about me?" Taichi demanded.
"Like you two have anything to complain about," Yamato pointed out ruefully.
"I thought it was kind of interesting," Takeru announced sheepishly.
"You would," Daisuke retorted.
"I did, too," Koushiro said.
::sweatdrops::
"Well, what are we going to do about it?" Daisuke asked.
"What can we do about it?" Iori replied.
"Lets just hope none of the girls were watching," Yamato said heavily.
All of them paled at the thought. If the girls had seen the show none of them would ever hear the end of it.