Officer Sofia watches from afar, right ahead of her a young short blonde haired teen along with a large walking suit of armor. She's heard all the rumors of the two brothers, especially the blonde one with golden eyes. She hopes the rumors are true; she's going to try the unspeakable. But for her plan to really work Sofia has to wait for the right opportunity to strike.

Finally she sees Ed is alone, she inhales slowly and walks over to the young man, "Sir, are you the Fullmetal Alchemist?"

Ed turns around quickly, "Who wants to know?"

Sofia watches him for a moment as the brief thought of what the hell am I doing pops into her head. She forces it out of her mind, she has to do this, "I just wanted to see if the rumors are true about you."

Ed stares at the young officer unsure which rumors she's talking about, "Oh Yeah, and what is that?"

Sofia smiles down, pats him on the head and says, "Oh, that you really are this short."

Edward's golden eyes burn with anger, "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING SHORT-"

In an instant Sofia grabs him by the collar and looks deep in his eyes, "I AM THE ONE CALLING YOU SHORT YOU ONE ARMED FREAK OF NATURE." The moments that quickly ensues is all a very painful blur for her filled with mostly loud swearing as the Alchemist quickly throws her to the ground. She can see the pure rage all over his face as his brother desperately tries to rip him off her bloody broken body. It takes what seems like hours before Al is successfully able to hold Ed back. who tries to break free and finish what he started, or really what she started. She looks up with blurry vision and a smug smile, "Oh, is that all you got little man?"

Al losses grip on his brother who rushes at her, the last thing she sees is his fist coming at her as her world goes dark.

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As the ambulance pulls away she can here the paramedics talking, "Well she'll be out for a while, he really did a number on her."

The other nods in agreement, "She's lucky, but what the hell was she thinking?"

The first man shrugs, "Lady must have some kind of Death wish." They look back at her, "Woman's out of her Damn mind."

Sofia lies back smiling, she may be in horrible pain but at least she doesn't have to spend another day with that Colonel of hers. Col Samuel aka Col Sexual Harassment will have a hard time with her time in the hospital but she's fine with that. It may have been a little extreme but then again it was really kind of fun, for a the moment she could remember at least and who else could say they did that to the Fullmetal Alchemist and live to tell. She turns and spits out a loose tooth and smiles, "Yeah, It was totally worth it." As the ambulance speeds away another thought enters her mind, I wonder what would happen if I walked up to Col. Mustang in a miniskirt and grabbed his ass? She lets out a laugh, his face would be priceless. Pain runs up her side, "Maybe. No it would be worth it."