Barbarian Babies
By: Crazie Isha
Isha Notes: It is the return of Isha's boring fan fiction! Yay for me! Anyways, it's my next DtB fic of doom and evilness! And Chuckles isn't the
villain!
About: After Uncle Oswidge is fed up with Dave, Candy, and Fang's constant fighting, he uses one of his spells to shut them up, but knowing Oswidge, he uses a spell that doesn't have the effect he wants it to. It turns them into babies. Now Oswidge is going to have to make sure the King and Queen
don't find out and take care of the babies all while trying to find a
reverse spell.
Chapter 1
(Narrator) "This common story begins with a common thing to happen to the castle of the land of Udrogoth. Dave, and his sisters Princess Candy, and the monkey Fang..."
(Fang) "NOT A MONKEY!"
(Narrator) "Well... as I was saying, the siblings do their usual... yelling at each other for who knows what. Let's begin..."
"Hey kids! Your parents called on the crystal ball! Do you want to talk to them?" Oswidge asked over all the yelling. But, nobody heard him. Except Faffy who came over and tried to eat the crystal ball again.
"Get your mouth offa that!" Oswidge said, pulling Faffy off of the crystal ball.
"Uncle Oswidge! Candy stepped on my foot! OWWW!" Dave cried.
"David! Stop being such a baby!" Lula said, joining the fight.
"WILL YOU ALL SHUT UP!" Oswidge yelled, although it wasn't loud enough to get the attention of his nieces and nephew. So he did something he regretted doing because of the promise me made to the king and queen. He used his magic to punish Dave, Candy, and Fang.
"Now, I hope you will learn your lesson!" Oswidge said, then noticing that he used the spell wrong when he saw that Dave, Candy, and Fang were babies.
Oswidge was getting nervous looking at what he did. "What'll I do? If your parents find out that I did this to you, I'm never going to be able to come here again... and even worse... They won't reward me with fudge when they come back from fighting evil!" Oswidge cried. "I WANT MY FUDGE!"
"Snap outta-it Uncle Osidge!" Candy said. "Just use your magic to turn us back to normal!"
"Well... it's not that easy Candy... you know how horrible I am at magic. Just because of me getting angry at you, Dave, and Fang, I used my magic to make you quiet... but instead my horribleness at magic, you're a baby..."
"Uncle Osidge! Just keep using spells until... never mind..." Candy started.
"Never mind what?"
"Well... I was going to say keep using spells until we get turned normal... but your magic is what got us turned to babies..."
"Well, I see this as a good thing and a bad thing. David won't be able to be stupid, but he's a loud baby that always cries! I don't know what's worse; the crying or the moronic-ness..." Lula sighed.
(Isha) "Let me once again stop at a stupid place! Well, that's it for chapter 1!"
By: Crazie Isha
Isha Notes: It is the return of Isha's boring fan fiction! Yay for me! Anyways, it's my next DtB fic of doom and evilness! And Chuckles isn't the
villain!
About: After Uncle Oswidge is fed up with Dave, Candy, and Fang's constant fighting, he uses one of his spells to shut them up, but knowing Oswidge, he uses a spell that doesn't have the effect he wants it to. It turns them into babies. Now Oswidge is going to have to make sure the King and Queen
don't find out and take care of the babies all while trying to find a
reverse spell.
Chapter 1
(Narrator) "This common story begins with a common thing to happen to the castle of the land of Udrogoth. Dave, and his sisters Princess Candy, and the monkey Fang..."
(Fang) "NOT A MONKEY!"
(Narrator) "Well... as I was saying, the siblings do their usual... yelling at each other for who knows what. Let's begin..."
"Hey kids! Your parents called on the crystal ball! Do you want to talk to them?" Oswidge asked over all the yelling. But, nobody heard him. Except Faffy who came over and tried to eat the crystal ball again.
"Get your mouth offa that!" Oswidge said, pulling Faffy off of the crystal ball.
"Uncle Oswidge! Candy stepped on my foot! OWWW!" Dave cried.
"David! Stop being such a baby!" Lula said, joining the fight.
"WILL YOU ALL SHUT UP!" Oswidge yelled, although it wasn't loud enough to get the attention of his nieces and nephew. So he did something he regretted doing because of the promise me made to the king and queen. He used his magic to punish Dave, Candy, and Fang.
"Now, I hope you will learn your lesson!" Oswidge said, then noticing that he used the spell wrong when he saw that Dave, Candy, and Fang were babies.
Oswidge was getting nervous looking at what he did. "What'll I do? If your parents find out that I did this to you, I'm never going to be able to come here again... and even worse... They won't reward me with fudge when they come back from fighting evil!" Oswidge cried. "I WANT MY FUDGE!"
"Snap outta-it Uncle Osidge!" Candy said. "Just use your magic to turn us back to normal!"
"Well... it's not that easy Candy... you know how horrible I am at magic. Just because of me getting angry at you, Dave, and Fang, I used my magic to make you quiet... but instead my horribleness at magic, you're a baby..."
"Uncle Osidge! Just keep using spells until... never mind..." Candy started.
"Never mind what?"
"Well... I was going to say keep using spells until we get turned normal... but your magic is what got us turned to babies..."
"Well, I see this as a good thing and a bad thing. David won't be able to be stupid, but he's a loud baby that always cries! I don't know what's worse; the crying or the moronic-ness..." Lula sighed.
(Isha) "Let me once again stop at a stupid place! Well, that's it for chapter 1!"