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SUMMERY: Non- Magic AU. Lightning Guardian! Harry. Why did he choose to become a therapist again? At a school none the less! AND THE GUIDANCE COUNSELOR? What was he drunk at the time?

WARNING: Bad-Arse Harry, Mentions of suicide.

DISCLAIMER: Not mine just the plot. Adopted from Mez'n'Ser

Chapter 1

Harrison Potter was a patient man, a very patient man, some would even say he had the patience of a Saint! His friends would claim this was a lie having known him when he was younger, but that is besides the point. Now back to the point, Harrison was a very patient man. But even his saintly patience can reach its end.

Why did he think being a school therapist/guidance counselor was a good idea? If he could go back in time, Harrison would smack his younger self for thinking it would be a good idea to leave England in the first place! Seriously, what was wrong with Namimori, Japan? Was something in the water here or did it just attract all the crazies?

ALL THE STUDENTS AT THIS SCHOOL HAD SERIOUS PSYCHOLOGICAL PROBLEMS!

First, weirdly oblivious students to the strange goings on in this school, yet able to focus on one student for ridicule when he did something wrong.

Second, anger management needing tyrant who takes social advice from the Animal Channel. And don't even get him started on the energetic boxer with volume issues and an obsession with the word extreme.

Let's not even get started on what happened while he was away on a much needed vacation! The way this was going the students here were going to drive him to drink! Seriously, what is in the water of this bloody town and where can he get a scientist to analyze it to make sure he isn't going crazy.

But first, he had to deal with the issues that cropped up while he was on vacation, which was cut short because of them; a suicide attempt, an apparently newly discovered flasher, and a bomb obsessed transfer who was following the flasher around like he was God! What the bloody hell happened while he was gone!

Growling, the therapist stalked down the hall toward classroom 3-B, having already acquired permission from the bite obsessed prefect to pull the three students out of class. Emerald eyes crackled with electricity behind half-moon glasses as the owner slammed the door open and growled, his usually calm demeanor gone out the window as his voice carried across the room like ominous thunder, "Sawada, Tsunayoshi! Gokudera, Hayato! Yamamoto, Takeshi! MY OFFICE NOW!"

The students all paled as they stared at the form of their school's beloved and usually benevolent guidance counselor taking in his rather ragged appearance with a wince as Tsuna dragged a protesting Hayato out the door followed by a nervously laughing Takeshi. No one laughed at Dame-Tsuna getting called to his office, no one dared move in case it earned the petite English man's wrath as well.

The counselor felt his eyebrow begin to twitch more as he stared at the three boys sitting on the other side of his office desk. Harrison then directed his gaze toward the three files that had been given to him by Tetsuya before sighing softly, "Do you three understand why I have called you into my office?"

"Called! You dragged us here, bastard!" Hayato snarled nearly getting up out of his seat, though the delinquent was held back by Tsuna, "G-Gokudera-kun, please calm down!" Harrison watched with a raised eyebrow as Hayato's attitude did a 180, as the therapist swore that puppy dog ears and a wagging tail appeared as Hayato replied, "Yes, Tenth!"

His eyebrow shot up more at the odd nickname exchanging a look with Tetsuya to ask if this was normal only to get a shrug from the older classman. Shaking his head, Harrison pushed his bang's back while muttering, "Why did I accept this position again?" Before leveling a stern glare at the three as he leaned forward in his chair, "Gokudera-kun, my parents were happily married when they had me. That aside, I will select one of you to stay while the other two will wait out in the hall with Tetsuya-kun while I talk with them. Once done with them, I will call in the next person and so on. Now, Yamamoto- kun, I will speak to you first. Gokudera, Sawada, please wait outside."

Harrison watched amused as Takeshi grinned waving off his worried friends, though it seemed mainly Tsuna was worried as he walked outside with Hayato and Tetsuya. "Don't worry guys, I'll be fine," Takeshi assured with a laugh, making Hayato snap, "You better not worry the Tenth, baseball freak!"

Once the others were gone, the older man's gaze softened as he looked at Takeshi, "Yamamoto-kun, may I call you Takeshi?"

The tall teen grinned nodding, "Haha, sure, Potter-sensei."

He gave the boy a small smile, "Now, Takeshi-kun, I called you in here today because of the report I received from the Disciplinary Committee President about what happened a couple of weeks ago. As I was on vacation at the time, I was not available for you to talk to before it reached that point. For this I apologize for failing you, Takeshi-kun."

Takeshi seemed to become somber at the mention of the Roof top incident, "Potter-sensei, it wasn't your fault." Only to be cut off by the therapist, "Takeshi-kun, I am this school's only counselor and therapist. When a student needs an unbiased ear to listen to them, I am the one that does so. Meaning, that I should have been here for you when you had your accident, so that you could talk about your problems. By not being here, I let you down."

"You were on vacation, sensei, you couldn't have known I would get hurt or try to you know," Takeshi shifted his gaze averting at the thought of his suicide attempt.

Harrison got up and went around his desk before kneeling beside the younger male, "I want you to answer me truthfully, Takeshi-kun, are you alright?"

Takeshi gave the therapist a small real smile, "Yes, Potter-sensei, I am alright now, thanks to Tsuna."

He blinked and gave him a look, "Tsuna-kun? How did he help?"

"He talked sense into me before I jumped," Takeshi gave a sheepish laugh, "I wasn't really thinking and let the team's words get to me along with my own insecurities. He reminded me that I wasn't thinking about my dad and that my arm would heal."

"Then I need to thank him when I talk to him in a bit," Harrison smiled softly before hugging Takeshi, "I am glad you are alright, Kyoya-kun mentioned that both of you fell off the roof. I am glad that no one was hurt though."

Takeshi returned the hug with a laugh, "I'm fine. Tsuna helped a lot and I'm taking a break from baseball for a while."

This caused the therapist to raise an eyebrow after he sat back down behind his desk, "Oh? Well, I have to say, if you hadn't I would have had you take a break myself as you needed away from the environment that drove you up to the roof in the first place. Now, is your father having you talk to a therapist?"
"He asked me to set up appointments with you once you got back," Takeshi admitted with a laugh causing Harrison to chuckle, "That is good. I will schedule a counseling for you tomorrow afternoon."

"Thanks, Potter-sensei," the baseball lover smiled happily before the older male shooed him out, "Now go and have Gokudera to come in." "Sure, sensei!"
Harrison put the appointment into the system and wrote it down in Takeshi's file before opening up Hayato's with a sigh as he looked over the reports within. Seriously, he has only been here for a month! How can someone do that much property damage without being expelled?! He counted mentally down from ten before looking up at the boy, who just stomped into the room and slumped into one of the chairs, "Gokudera-kun, do you know how much property damage you have caused to the school? And how many students have reported harassment from you?"

"Those bastards had it coming! They were picking on the Tenth!" Hayato protested with a snarl, which had Harrison raising his eyebrow again, "Gokudera-kun, that does not mean you should resort to physical violence and throwing bombs. From what I have observed from seeing you and Kyoya-kun's reports, you hold Sawada in high regard. May I ask why?"

"What are you another teacher that believes he is No Good too?" the teen snarled causing Harrison to wonder if he would calm down if he gently rubbed the back of his neck like one does with a cat before mentally slapping himself. Great, his students were making him crazy as well.

"No, I do not believe Sawada-kun is No Good," He calmly replied resisting the urge to rub his temples, "I simply wish to know what Sawada-kun has done to deserve such high regard from a guarded person such as yourself."

"The Tenth saved my life and defeated me. The loser serves the winner!" Hayato huffed arms crossing as he glared at the therapist, "Whoever hurts the Tenth will get a taste of my bombs!"

Harrison could feel a headache coming on as he sighed again, "Gokudera-kun, Sawada-kun is a peaceful person, I know he doesn't like the thought of others getting hurt because of him. How would he feel if he knew what you were doing in your crusade to stop his bullies?"

This caused the storm guardian to slump and deflate, "He would be disappointed in me and sad that I hurt others."

"There are other ways to get them to stop bullying Sawada-kun, such as reporting the offenders to the Disciplinary Committee or reporting them to a teacher or the principal. And you need to stop throwing bombs at everything that makes you angry or annoyed," He scolded softly, "I will be scheduling you for some anger management sessions with me to help you learn to control your anger and find a more useful method for channeling your aggression." Harrison gave the younger male a soft smile, "Though, I commend you on your efforts to protect Sawada-kun, I have been trying to get him to report the offenders since he started coming to this school. Thank you for being such a good friend, you and Takeshi-kun both."

Hayato flushed softly at this, not used to adult's praising him for something other than his grades, "Thank you."

"Now, tomorrow during lunch I want you to come to my office for your first session," Harrison hummed softly while typing the appointment into his computer, "I will not confiscate your bombs at this moment but if you continue to damage school property, I will be forced to confiscate them and have you attend detention with the Disciplinary Committee. Now, in the report on you, it mentions you are living alone?"

"Yes, what about it?" Hayato huffed giving him a glare again as Harrison simply sighed, "Gokudera-kun, I will be coming over tomorrow afternoon to oversee your living situation as one of my students, it is my job to make sure you are living in a healthy environment. No amount of protesting will sway me." He gave Hayato a look cutting off his protests, "Now, send Sawada-kun in so I may speak with him and wait outside."

As Hayato stomped out of his office, Harrison sighed and put his file away before grabbing and opening Tsuna's, "Now, what have you been up to, Tsuna-kun?"

Harrison took a calming breath after flipping through the file before him, "Tsuna-kun, could you please explain why I have a report here about your recent adventures in flashing everyone and running around in just your boxers screaming? Along with-" He raised an eyebrow after reading a section of the report in the file, "- and I quote 'Ripping all the hair off the herbivore kendo captain's head in a fight over the female sunshine herbivore'...my my, you have been busy since I have been away. Care to explain?"

Tsuna shifted in his chair as he gazed at the one person in this school, other than his friends, that didn't see him as No Good and he felt ashamed that he managed to disappoint Potter-sensei. He stuttered ducking his head ashamed, "I-I'm sorry, Potter-sensei, for being-"

"Now let me just stop you there," Harrison hummed holding up a hand to stop Tsuna from continuing his sentence, "There is nothing you need to apologize for. I just wish to know why you are doing this." Before chuckling softly, "I will admit I commend you for what you did to Mochida, after all he is one of the ones that bullies you the most, maybe this will make him think about not doing it again. I am proud that you fought for Kyoko-chan's honor like that. Though I am disappointed that you resorted to violence." Gently scolding Tsuna as he continued, "You know that violence is not always the option, Tsuna-kun. I will be talking to your mother about your actions, young man. This better not happen again, understood?" At the end of his statement he employed a technique he learned from his old school's headmaster, a very effective parental look that took him years to perfect. Though it was not all false, he cared about each and every one of the students in this school. Even if some of them needed some serious discipline.

Not that Harry understood why he would fight for her. Kyoko could kick Mochida's arse all on her own.

Tsuna flushed with pride and embarrassment as Harrison praised him and scolded him. He would not admit it but the therapist was like a second parent to him since coming to middle school. "Hai, Potter-sensei. I understand."

"Now, I believe I asked you a question earlier," He raised an inquiring eyebrow at the teen, who squeaked as he rushed to remember what the therapist had asked him. Harrison sighed leaning back in his chair, "Tsuna-kun, I asked about why you were doing this. One does not suddenly start acting out such as this without a reason behind it. Are you going through a rebellious stage or trying to gain confidence? Tsuna, I just wish to help."

Tsuna's blush soon covered his whole face and down his neck, though he wasn't just shaking from embarrassment but also anger at his so called tutor. He lasted almost thirty seconds before blurting out, "It's all my home tutor's fault!"

"Tutor," Harrison frowned straightening up, "What tutor? Tsuna-kun, there is no tutor listed in your records or file. You know that all tutors must be sanctioned and hired through the school system so that a thorough background check and interview can be performed before the tutor can begin to tutor a student."

Tsuna shifted nervously in his seat, "My parents hired him without my consent."

"What," the therapist hissed softly his glasses glinting in the light, "Nana-san knows that the school must sanction the tutor, even if they are provided outside the school system. What was she thinking?"

He winced at the hiss, "Dad told Mom he was recommended by his boss when she called him about Reborn tutoring me. He doesn't care about what the school policy is, he had already hired Reborn when Mom got the flyer."

"I see," Harrison hissed softly, having had the unpleasant experience of meeting the useless man in question when he went to see how Tsuna's home life was like on a day he knew from Nana that Iemitsu would be there. It had been a memorable experience and he commended Nana on being able to put up with such an idiot for such a long time. Though how she could possibly believe he was working in the Arctic on a highway was beyond Harrison.

The therapist had to take a calming breath before continuing, "Tsuna-kun, I wish to have a meeting with this Reborn and I will be talking to your mother about following school procedure from now on. I will evaluate and interview him to see if he will continue being your tutor. Do you have a way of contacting him to inform him of my desire to meet him?"

"Umm, he is my home tutor so he lives with us," Tsuna admitted fidgeting as he realized his favorite person was going to meet his devil of a tutor. Oh, Kami, the evil infant was either going to kill the therapist, corrupt him or somehow bring him into the mafia!

Harrison raised an eyebrow as Tsuna began fidgeting in his seat and visibly panicking before clearing his throat, "I see, very well, Tsuna-kun I want you to inform him when you get home about my desire to meet with him tomorrow morning. I have free time before my meeting with Gokudera-kun and it is important he meets with me."

The teen gulped and nodded, "Hai, sensei." Before taking his leave once Harrison motioned for him to go.

After he left, the counselor sighed and made a note about the tutor in Tsuna's file before recording the appointment times as well. He looked up wearily when Tetsuya came inside before handing the vice captain of the Committee the files, "Tetsuya-kun, please inform Kyoya-kun that I will most likely not be taking a day off until Summer starts."

The pompadour wearing teen chuckled softly, "I am sure, Kyo-san will understand why."

"Seriously, is there something in this bloody town's water supply?" He asked while pushing a hand through his hair with a groan, "Bloody hell, I feel like I have aged ten years just reading those reports. Why did I accept this position again?"

"Because Kyo-san is a very persistent individual after meeting you when his family forced him to see a psychologist about his vocabulary and mannerisms," Tetsuya reminded him with an amused look, "And would not leave your office until you agreed to be the school's therapist and guidance counselor."

"That was a rhetorical question," He deadpanned giving the amused teen a very unamused look at the reminder.

Hey so I hope the fans of this like my version once Chapter 5 is posted. Not sure if i'll have a pairing but it's to soon for that anyway. Though let me know if you think I should keep it as Fon or change it.