A/N: I was watching Austin Powers III: Goldmember and it came to the part where Dr. Evil and Mini Me are singing 'Hard Knock Life' with the inmates. All of a sudden, I was struck with an image of Denzel and the Geostigma Orphans singing the song, but with some...modifications. Annie is going to kill me.
Disclaimer: I don't own FF-VII or Annie but I completely and totally abuse them both in this fic.
GEOSTIGMA ORPHANS
It's the hard-knock life for us!
It's the hard-knock life for us!
DENZEL
'Steada treated,
GEOSTIGMA ORPHANS
We get tricked!
DENZEL
'Steada healin,
GEOSTIGMA ORPHANS
We stay sick!
ALL
It's the hard-knock life!
Got no folks to speak of, so,
My skins a'creepin' off my nose!
DENZEL
Cotton blankets,
GEOSTIGMA ORPHANS
'Steada BandAids!
DENZEL
Rottin' Bellies
GEOSTIGMA ORPHANS
'Steada of full!
ALL
It's the hard-knock life!
DENZEL
Don't it feel like your skin is always oozin'?
GIRL WITH MOOGLE
Don't it seem like the pus will never end?
BOY WITH EYEPATCH-THING
Once a day, don't you wanna throw the towel in?
GIRL WITH MOOGLE
It's better off to cover up our skin!
DENZEL
No one's there when your skin at night gets itchy!
Or if some freak in leather is takin' you away!
Forcing you to drink some nasty water of a lake!
ALL
From all the dyin' you'd think this place would stink!
Ohhhh!!!!!!!
Rotten belly life!
Nasty smelly life!
Have to deal with Strife!
He needs to get a life!
GIRL WITH MOOGLE
Sephiroth we never see
DENZEL
Sephiroth, what's that?
Who's he?
ALL
No one cares for you a bit
When you've got this nasty shit!
GIRL WITH MOOGLE
(Moping around and imitating Cloud)
Sometimes I wish I would have jumped
Off the top of the ShinRa Building.
GEOSTIGMA ORPHANS
Yank the spikes from off his head
Jab him with a ton of lead
Make him wish that he was dead
Stupid emo Chocobo Head!
GIRL WITH MOOGLE
(moping) I said I'd live out both our lives.
(moping) Easy to make that promise.
(moping) (Geostigma attack)
ALL
It's the hard-knock life for us
It's the hard-knock life for us
No one cares for you a bit
When you've got this nasty shit!
It's the hard-knock life
It's the hard-knock life
It's the hard-knock life!
A/N: Please...please, don't take Denzel away!