The "Duo Juice"
A poem by the one and only Haer'Dalis, to the "Un-famous" BJDIII.
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I walk onstage.
"WWWWHHHHEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"
...
"Now that that's out of the way, might I remind everyone that this is a fic written by me, based on one of BJDIII's profiles,
which, in turn was based on something I said. And if you're not messed up by now, you're more sane than I. Not that it says
much..."
*Ahem*
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The rest of this I say, so it matters not
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Duo juice, oh Duo juice,
How she loves her Duo juice.
She has it in the morning, she has it in the night,
She needs it on the beach, even while flying a kite.
What is so special about this juice, to say is no pain;
If it lands on your dress, it makes a nasty stain.
Sucked straight from the source, Duo likes best.
BjdIII juice, he sucks from her *AHEM*.
There's only one thing that bites,
It's made just about every night.
The only thing I don't see,
Why Duo and not ME?
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That concludes the poem
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And just remember BJDIII I have one thing Duo doesn't; Pointy ears.
(P.S. Don't go Apeshit on me...)
A poem by the one and only Haer'Dalis, to the "Un-famous" BJDIII.
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I walk onstage.
"WWWWHHHHEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"
...
"Now that that's out of the way, might I remind everyone that this is a fic written by me, based on one of BJDIII's profiles,
which, in turn was based on something I said. And if you're not messed up by now, you're more sane than I. Not that it says
much..."
*Ahem*
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The rest of this I say, so it matters not
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Duo juice, oh Duo juice,
How she loves her Duo juice.
She has it in the morning, she has it in the night,
She needs it on the beach, even while flying a kite.
What is so special about this juice, to say is no pain;
If it lands on your dress, it makes a nasty stain.
Sucked straight from the source, Duo likes best.
BjdIII juice, he sucks from her *AHEM*.
There's only one thing that bites,
It's made just about every night.
The only thing I don't see,
Why Duo and not ME?
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That concludes the poem
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And just remember BJDIII I have one thing Duo doesn't; Pointy ears.
(P.S. Don't go Apeshit on me...)