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SPN100 Challenge: cross

DEW Challenge: Sam & news/newsflash/newsreader

Sam terribly misrepresented by failing online press. Was probably Dean. So bad. 100 word drabble.

Written for the 'Drabbles Every Weekend' challenge at SPN BigPretzel on LiveJournal. You should come visit, there's nothing fake about it!

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Fake News

"Don't get cross," chuckled Dean, watching his brother's agitation increase while scrolling through the news blog.

"Have you seen what they've said?" cried Sam, his scowl deepening.

Dean grinned. "Handsome hero," he quoted. "Although, that might've been inspired more by the private interview I gave the reporter later," he leered, waggling his eyebrows suggestively.

"No, I was referring to the hulking sidekick!" complained Sam. "Like I just silently follow your lead! We're a team!"

"Stop reading that nonsense," Dean ordered, nodded his satisfaction when Sam slammed the laptop lid down. "It could've been worse; they could've mistaken you for Bigfoot!"

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