Daily Prophet

The Boy-Who-Lived-to-Be-Exiled!

In the resent times it has come to my knowledge that the Ministry of Magic, in particular the Minister of Magic, Cornelius Oswald Fudge, has sentenced our Saviour, the Boy-Who-Lived, defeater of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Harry James Potter to be exiled from this dimension to another by an ancient -not to mention dark- banishing charm. The charm is to be performed tonight at sunset.

Harry Potter along with few of his closest friends and war comrades are claimed to be a threat to the magical world. Those to be exiled with Harry Potter are his godfathers Sirius Orion Black, the first and only convict to escape Azkaban without help from the outside (how he did it is still unknown), and Remus John Lupin, a known werewolf and a former Hogwarts' Defence Against the Dark Arts professor. Harry Potter isn't the only under aged wizard to be exiled, since also the 16-years-old Draco Lucius Malfoy, a close friend of Harry Potter and a supposed Death Eater is to be exiled along with his father Lucius Abraxas Malfoy, a known Death Eater, and his godfather Severus Tobias Snape, also a known Death Eater and Hogwarts' Potions professor.

They all fought for the Light side, to defeat He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. They sacrificed themselves to us our freedom and safety. And this is how we thank them?

We know Harry Potter vanquished He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named at the end of his fifth school year. The last battle occurred in the Department of Mysteries at the Ministry of Magic, right under the Minister's nose without him even noticing until the battle was already over. And now only a few weeks after the last battle the Minister resurrected a law which allows him to get rid of those who he feels threatened of, a law that was forbidden 385 years ago for a good reason when Thenious Fiddle, a dark wizard, rose to rule the wizarding world with this particular law. Luckily Fiddle didn't last long in power.

This is not the only questionable action the Minister has taken in the resent years. A little over a year ego when Harry Potter and Albus Dumbledore claimed that You-Know-Who has returned, the Minister accused them of lying. As a result the wizarding world lived in denial for a year till the death of the darkest wizard of our times. And now we have been informed about the upcoming exile of our Saviour at the last minute leaving us without enough time to do anything to prevent it. This is exactly what the Minister is going after.

With our heroes being punished for saving our lives we are left to wonder, what will become of our future. If power is left in the hands of incompetent old morons, how long do we have till the next Dark Lord rises?

by Reno Eldaj

A dark figure sitting in front of a fireplace chuckled after reading the article. 'At least some people have the courage to go against the Ministry.' he thought. He then took a glance at the letter that had arrived only three hours ago stating that he'd have to be at the Ministry an hour before the sunset for his banishment. He growled standing up and picking up his jacket. "Guess I have lots to do." he muttered to himself before apparating away.

Disclaimer I do not own Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings

I know it's short but I wanted to start with something relative to a news article. Hopefully it is something like an article.

Try to guess who the writer is. Reno Eldaj is an anagram (not even a hard one) of a real character from Harry Potter. I thought that this character could've become a reporter. At least a more truthful one compared to Rita Skeeter…