Hi guys!

So after months of no action and slacking off, I have returned.

Now I hereby present to you, Collision.

So please sit back and I hope you enjoy!

Lamp0st


"Ah. Looks like she's still asleep."

Curtains were suddenly thrown open as rays of light instantly shot through the windows, reaching a stirring girl underneath the covers. The same voice tried again.

"Wake up you lazy bum."

The body underneath the blankets shifted as a drowsy voice replied, sounding rather frustrated.

"...Shut up Tsuyoshi." the girl moaned, "Let me have a few more minutes of peace..."

Tsuyoshi sighed as he sat on the edge of his little sister's bed.

Well, not so little anymore as she was beginning her final year of junior high.

Tsuyoshi chuckled, the thought of his little sister growing up was simply absurd. She was definitely the most immature of all children even though she didn't necessarily show it.

Nudging her gently, Tsuyoshi attempted once more to wake up the lazy teen but to no avail. The girl simply stirred tiredly. He gave up on any gentle methods and stood up.

Looks like this is the only way to go, Tsuyoshi thought, shaking his head, sorry Sayuri.

With a swift twist of his wrist, Tsuyoshi successfully discarded the blanket and at the same time his sister from the bed.

Sayuri landed on the wooden floor with a loud thud, amber eyes wide open.

A sweet smile, too sweet to be true, spread across her lips as her eyes turned into narrow, cat-like, slits. Before the Sayuri could utter a single word, her coward of a brother had already fled the room full speed, not wanting to get caught in the Sayuri-style wrath.

The girl just stared blankly at the disappearing shadow in her doorway before shrugging it off and carrying on with her morning routine. Stupid brother..

After taking a shower and brushing her teeth (in the shower), Sayuri slowly padded over to her wardrobe and took out her newly bought Teikou uniform. It consisted of a black skirt, a blue dress shirt, a beige sweater, a bow and knee high socks.

The confused girl picked up the socks, inspecting them, cringing all the while.

Her face suddenly tensed.

How is this monstrosity supposed to go on your feet?!


Sayuri scratched furiously at the socks bound around her legs.

Her brother shot her a weird look across the table as he raised an eyebrow.

Those socks were itching like hell. How she actually managed to slip those atrocities on still remained a mystery to her.

Tsuyoshi set down his mug, "Ne Sayu," he paused, "I got myself a new job."

The latter glanced over at her brother, calmly sipping her coffee. She cocked up an eyebrow at him and gulped down her drink.

"That's nice? I mean, yeah. It's nice."

Sayuri took her plate and started heading over to the sink, completely oblivious to what was coming next.

What's up with him...really...

"I'm working at a lingerie shop !" Tsuyoshi exclaimed, way too excited for his own good.

Huh?

Sayuri stopped dead in her tracks. The plate fell from her hands ( good thing it was plastic..) and clattered on the floor.

She glanced over to her brother. A perverted grin was plastered all over his face as he brought a hand up to his chin.

"This'll be the perfect place to pick up girls..." Tsuyoshi murmured thoughtfully, barely containing his excitement, "Hey Sayu, you can also get your bras over there!"

Twitch.

"I'll help you choo-

A slipper flew from Sayuri's hand, effectively cutting off the rest of her brother's sentence by smacking him straight in the face. Why do I have such a pervert as my own brother?

Swiveling around, Sayuri shouldered her bag and slipped on her shoes.

"Thanks, but no thanks Tsuyo," Sayuri called, sticking her tongue out playfully at her brother, still clutching his face, "I'll choose my bras myself."


Tsuyoshi watched with a smile on his face as his sister's bike rode away.

"Don't mingle with any guys!" he hollered as Sayuri speeded down the road.

Kaa-san, if you saw us now, wouldn't you it feel like a big slap in the face?