A/N: Ok! Here it comes!! The scenario of this fic is what if EVE found the plant and brought the Axiom to earth, but didn't meet WALL-E. She and him met when the Axiom landed on earth, and since then they've become best friends. But (of course) WALL-E has a HUGE crush on her... and maybe EVE feels the same towards him. And things get even weirder when they end up as roommates! Join them on their crazy adventures along with a hyper artist teenager named Danica as they discover new things, learn about fun and discover that the one they needed the most was next to them all along. Bringing their worlds together through the beauty of music... and very lame pranks. I DON'T OWN WALL-E!!! HE BELONGS TO DISNEY/PIXAR!!!!!

It was that annoying sound that woke him up, his low battery siren. Unfolding from his sleep, he drowsily rolled up onto the roof. Unfolding his solar panels, he began to scan the city.

Things had changed so drastically, he had never seen so many people. A few months ago a HUGE space ship had landed carrying thousands of people, but they did not look like the people in his beloved his video tape Hello, dolly!, no, they were fat. And I don't mean like bad swimsuit model, I mean like OH MY GOD DUDE, YOU'RE HUGE!!! He had to stop himself from giggling every time someone walked by. He knew it felt mean, but he couldn't help himself, especially when they tried to walk. Humans were beginning to notice him, the captain of the ship was really nice to him.

He had also made friends with a teenager named Danica. She was now one of the most fit humans there, and the weirdest. He always managed to find her either screaming at the top of her lungs on her roof about some of the most random things, or drawing on her arms. Or sometimes on him! She felt self conscious about the way she looked, so (as most teenage women do) she starved herself and ran around the area all day, then she just dressed in baggy black jeans and a baggy black sweater. She defined herself as 'emo' (whatever that meant) and hyper at the same time.

His gaze drifted over to a small house in the crevasse of the landscape (probably where an ocean used to dock to the land), outside was a beautiful white robot with a floating head and blue LED eyes, playing with a pinwheel. Her gaze met his and she waved to him. That was EVE. He had met EVE when the humans had landed on earth only a few months ago. EVE had almost blasted him into oblivion with an ION cannon that transformed from her right arm, but after a brief (and odd) explanation and apology on her part, she and him had become friends. But he felt differently about her. When he saw her his whole body quivered in joy, when she spoke it all sounded like a beautiful poem, when she laughed he felt absolute happiness, the moment he met her he felt his processor flutter. He loved her.

His happy little 'fully charged' chime sounded and his solar panels folded into his chest. EVE flew over to his front yard and waited for him to jump off the roof. There was only one problem, he couldn't say her name right.

"Ev-ah!" he chirped.

She smiled and waved to him.

"JUMP!!!" she cried.

He shook his head violently. No way was he going to jump! EVE and him went through this every morning. She wanted to see if he could jump off the roof (he never jumps) but it was basically their joke.

After climbing down the ladder and rolling up to her he felt his whole body quiver. She was so beautiful.

"Look!" she cried.

She opened her compartment and took out a small pouch that had the words 'MENTOS' on it. Then she pulled out a large old bottle filled up with a fizzy black liquid that said 'Coke'. He stared at the objects wide eyed. She gave him an evil smile. That was another thing they liked to do, play pranks. This one was simple. They were going to open the coke bottle, quickly plop the MENTOS in, close it up quickly and ask someone to open it. Even though EVE was being what she called 'EVE-L' (evil), she still had the cutest evil smile.

WALL-E opened the bottle of Coke, it made a 'fizz-pOP' sort of sound when they broke the 700 year old seal. EVE took off the wrapper of the MENTOS and held them all in her hands, making a funel shape with her hand. She looked up at WALL-E who was preparing to screw the cap of the Coke bottle back on as soon as she plopped them in. She moved fast dropping them in all at once, the top started to over flow with fizz and he screwed the cap back on. EVE picked up the bottle of Coke and shook it a few times violently. They both giggled, this was going to be good.

EVE carried the bottle in her arms and they spotted a man in his 20's with brown hair staring at the trash pile. It was EVE's time to shine. Hovering over to him, she put on the innocent voice she could without giggling herself silly.

"Um... sir?" she asked.

The man turned around and stared down at her, he had green eyes and freckles.

"Uh... yea?"

"... can... you... open?" she asked holding the Coke bottle up to him.

He looked at it and smiled.

"Uhh... sure!" he beamed, he picked up the bottle and unscrewed the cap. EVE shot faster than a bullet to the tire pile where WALL-E was hiding. Giggling herself silly.

The bottle opened and vomited out a sea of fuzzy coke mess overflowed into the man's face, he was frozen in fear as the bottle exploded in his face. He started coughing trying to get the mess to stop spewing into his face, but he slipped on the liquid that spewed onto the floor and fell to the ground. EVE and WALL-E roared in laughter. People started to crowd around the man with the bottle and tried to help him up, but he dragged them down too, now there was a huge group fat people in a pile struggling to get up and groaning from the fall and still trying to get the bottle to stop spewing the mess.

The two bots slapped each other a hi-five and ran away.

They began to make their way to Danica's house, they always hid out there after their little 'prank attacks'.