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[Caspian with Ramandu's daughter] I don't think I can love you. Last time I tried to love someone it didn't work out... she was 2000 years old.
[Ramandu's Daughter] I'm 2000 years old!
[Caspian] And I totally love you.
[Ramandu's daughter] But you love Susan.
[Caspian] Yes, but that scar has left my soul. I leap for joy being around you. You're much prettier and smarter. And you don't show it. Which is honorable in a lady.
[RD] Thank you, my love. *Kiss*smooch*sick*
[Caspian] You kiss better then Susan ever did.
*MEANWHILE*
Susan decided that she had better try to get back into Narnia before Caspian got… hooked. [x(]
She went to the Professor's house.
[Susan] Professor, do you still have those magic rings you told us about?
[Professor] Dear child, what are you doing all the way out here?
[Susan] That's not important. Tell me, now! Or shall I have my dwarf find you a tongue, with his whip?
*garden gnome laughs*
[Prof] It's in my drawer. Only one of them, though. So you wouldn't be able to get back without a little bit of believing and magic.
[Susan] Anything to get back to my dear Caspian.
[Prof] Hmm?
[Susan] Nevermind… *grabs ring, and puts on*
*Susan finds herself on Ramandu's Island*
[Susan] *seeing Caspian and RD* Caspian! It's me, honey!
[Caspian] Oh my *:O* I thought… I'd never see you again.
[Susan] I didn't think I would. I'm here now though, sweety cheeks. I see you've found some of your family? You're Grandma perhaps?
[Caspian] Actually… this is my… *ahem* Let me introduce you both. This is Ramandu's Daughter-
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Peter and Edmund enter the scene.
[Peter] I thought you didn't believe in Narnia? And yet I find you here?
[Susan] I don't.
[Caspian] You don't believe you're here?
[Susan] I'm too happy to be with you to believe anything.
[Peter] Take that back, Su.
[Edmund *whispering to Monkeysaru*] Geez, talk about sickness.
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[Susan] Umm… really, I'm tired of titles. I'd like to know her by her *real* name?
[Caspian] Well… er… My creator never thought of that.
[Susan] *winks* Gotcha. Some people like to keep their identities secret, especially when it's being posted online. *waves to viewers*
[Caspian] Actually… er… never mind. And Ramandu's Daughter *sees Susan wink at RD* this is Susan.
*Caspian Gasps at his problem he just started*
[RD] I thought you dumped this one! You promised me your love!
[Susan] Wha??? You've… replaced me with… HER?!
[Caspian] Well you were never coming back… so…
[Susan] Haven't you heard the "I will always be with you, in your heart" song?!
[Caspian] Oh, is that the one you sent to me and my ipod? *listens*
[Susan] Yes.
[Peter] I didn't know the signal went all the way to Narnia- URG SUSAN! I should've known we'd chase you all the way across the world to find you here with… Caspian and his… who is she? Chicken Nugget Girl?
[Caspian] Hehe… Ramandu's Daughter.
[Peter] Titles? Why titles? Nobody ever called me the magnificent.
[Edmund *whispering*] They didn't have to. You weren't all that magnificent.
[Peter] *glares* We'll have to deal with this Mary Sue the old fashioned way.
[Susan] *Gah!* I'm not the one who is being all mushy mushy. Caspian betrayed me for… who is she again?
[Caspian] *smacks face*
[MonkeySaru] *audio narrorator* I think you're going a bit too far, bud. x]
[Peter and Edmund] *Grab her!*
*cloud of dust dominates*
All back in England. Susan wakes up. She gets out of bed, and smacks Peter and Edmund in the face.
You always ruin the perfectest Dreams.
The End :P
Hope I Didn't Offend Anybody…
No Susans, Garden Gnomes, Caspians, or Eds or Peters were harmed in this dream.