This story is very…err…random, so please deal with my randomness. Of course, randomness is good sometimes. I'm babbling again aren't I? Oh well, deal with it.

And to my readers who are not from America, I apologize, but I don't know about the government in countries other than mine so please pretend he is trying to run for the place of the president/ king/ queen/ whatever else, instead.

Thx and here is the first chapter!

President Emmett

Chapter one

(Emmett POV)

"Ugh, I'm so bored," I groaned, closing my eyes in frustration. They were forcing me to watch the 'pre-presidential chose-y thing-y' and I was becoming extremely annoyed. But as this show ended, an idea hit me. I wanted to be the President of the United States!

I ran over to the phone and dialled the people who chose who was in the running for becoming the president.

"Hello, this is Jon, how can I help you today?"

"I WANT TO BE THE PRESIDENT," I yelled into the phone and Edward- who was sitting on the couch, his arms wrapped around Bella- snorted, while the rest of the family looked at me as if I had officially lost my mind. I smirked at him.

"Um, okay sir. Are you part of the congress?" Asked Jon with a curious voice.

(A/N I know some of my facts are wrong but just with it)

"Nope!" I told him happily.

"Are you above the age of 40?" He questioned again.

"No!" I answered.

"Sir, then what do you do?" He asked with a puzzled voice.

"I'm a hot, sexy, awesome, cool, and totally fun VAMPIRE!" I explained in a cheerful voice. There was a strained silence. Then the man cleared his throat.

"Of course you are sir. Well, I'm sorry, but it seems that you won't be able to become the president," he told me. I knew he was practically rolling his eyes.

"But -" I began but he cut me off rudely.

"Good-bye sir!"

Then I heard that little buzzing noise you here when you are no longer talking to someone. He hung up on me! But they weren't going to get away with this! I ran out the door, ignoring the strange looks I was getting from my family.

I hopped into my jeep and drove off to wall-mart. Half an hour later, I was laying myself, Rose's bed and a coloring a sign that said 'LET ME RUN FOR PRESIDENT!'

Once I was done with all of the signs, I ran out to the free-way (yes, the free way) and stood by the side of the road, waving the sign. By the next morning, I had about 300 people who agreed to protest with me the next day at the white-house. I smiled smugly in success.

At the white-house (A/N Don't ask me how all of them got there, 'cause I don't know)

"LET EMMETT BE PRESIDENT! LET EMMET BE PRESIDENT! LET EMMET BE PRESIDENT!" we chanted over and over again, waving our signs around like maniacs.

But after much debating with these special, dressed-in-all-black dudes, they came to a final decision.

And that decision was…

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