"Hey, Jack."
"Danny! Glad you could make it."
"Yeah…Jack?"
"What?"
"This is weird."
"Haven't you ever seen a barbeque before?"
"Yeah, but here?"
"What? Wide open space, plenty of vegetation…what's not to like?"
"Isn't it kind of…frowned upon?"
"Daniel, do you see the uniform jacket I've so carelessly flung onto that bush? It may not have said Colonel on the old one, but it most definitely says General on this one. Besides, how many times have I saved the world now?"
"I'd have to ask Teal'c."
"Well, whatever the number, I'm sure I have frequent dier privileges by now."
"Yeah, but Jack…grilling out in the Pentagon courtyard?"
STARGATE: SG-1
AN: Don't ask, because I don't know. And the Pentagon courtyard is actually quite spacious.