"Come on Jane. You know it's complete insanity to feed a dog a peanut butter and fluff sandwich."
"But Maura, maybe Jo likes peanut butter and fluff sandwiches. You never know."
"And I don't want to. How do you even know it's safe to feed a dog... that?"
"Um, well, er, I don't. But I'll try."
"Whatever Jane. That's why I have Bass. Nice, quiet, and doesn't eat peanut butter and fluff sandwiches!"
"Yeah, but you feed him strawberries and stuff!"
"Jane, strawberries are harmless!"
"Yeah okay, are you sure? Now let me feed my dog what I want!"