Mama Billings - Doug's Sister - The Hangover
A/N: I don't own the Hangover, but I do own Petra. I know a lot of people have given Doug a twin sister and given her a past with Phil, so I'm jumping on the bandwagon too. I don't like Stephanie and plus we only see her a couple of times so please no hate for what I do/or have done to her. Eli is still there, I also own Phil's daughter's name.
The Hangover
"Hey, this of Doug, sorry I'm not here right now. If you could leave your name, number and a brief message, I'll get back to you."
"Hey, this is Phil. Leave me a message, or don't- but do me a favour, don't text me, it's gay."
"Hello, you've reach Dr. Stuart Price Divine Dentistry, sorry I can't pick up the phone…"
"Hello, this is Petra. Sorry I missed you, please leave a message and I'll get right back to you."
"Hello?"
"Tracy, it's Phil."
"Phil, where the hell are you guys? I'm freaky out"
"Yeah, hey listen ar we fucked up."
"What are you talking about?"
"The whole bachelor party the whole night, it's things got out of control and ar,' He paused. 'We lost Doug."
"What?"
"We can't find Doug."
"What are you saying Phil, we're getting married in five hours!"
"Yeah, that's not gonna happen."
Two Days earlier
I'm sitting there watching my soon to be sister-in-law and best friend, I always saw her as a sister, Tracy Gardner getting her last dress fitting.
"Hey Petra, Doug and I have a favour to ask of you."
"Sure Tracy, what is it?" I answer, Tracy and Doug know I'd down what ever I'm doing for them.
"We want you to go on Doug's bachelor night," Tracy states. "Doug really what's you to go because you're his twin sister."
"Say what? Wait… who's going to be there?"
"Stu, Alan, Doug, you and well Phil."
"What, oh hell no Tracy. I'd do anything for you guys, you know that but I'm not doing that. I'm not going, you and Doug know how I feel about Philip Wenneck. He broke my heart and well got me pregnant, he has never meet Eli and his not going too. I don't what him near Eli."
"We know you were going to say that, that's why I never told you who you were partnering in the wedding. Phil's the best man and you're my maid of honour. You know you can't keep Eli hidden from Phil forever and well he's the page boy at the wedding."
By now Tracy was finished with her dress fitting and we were on our way out to Doug and Alan.
"Please Petra for me and Doug, plus your bag is already packed and in the car."
"Fine for you and Doug, but I can't promise that Phil will be back or if he does come back if he's going to be in one piece."
"Thanks Petra." Tracy states, before she hugs me so tight.
"Yeah yeah, can't breathe Tracy."
Doug makes his way over to us. "Come on Tracy let Petra go or I'm not going to have a twin sister and you're not going to have a bridesmaid. We'll see tomorrow."
Tracy lets go of me, then kisses Doug. Inside I'm mentally killing Tracy and Doug for this, why did Phil have to be at the wedding let alone the best man.
"Shot gun." We hear Alan call out. "You don't mind Petra?"
"No go for it Alan."
"So you ready Petra?"
I glare at Doug before. "Yea, but if Phil starts fighting with and or pissing me off I'm going to kill him got it."
"Load and clear Petra, just one thing go gentle on him. His going through a tough time right now, getting divorced and then his ex Stephanie dies in a car accident so now his rising their young daughter Ariella on his own."
"I'm not going to sympathize with him Doug, not after what he put me through; he wasn't there well I was pregnant or when I had Eli. He can go jump for all I care."
We pull up in front of the school I work at, I'm sitting there reading. I'm a little surprised that none of my students notice me, then what I was wearing wasn't something my students would ever see me in. "I still can't believe Phil the jackass is a teacher and my work colleague."
"His great with kids."
"Great with kids, don't make me laugh Doug."
"Do you have to pack so close?" Alan asks, hand on his head, sliding down on the seat. Doug and I look at him.
"Yeah, what's wrong?"
"I shouldn't be here."
"Way's that Alan?" I asked, finding it odd.
"I'm not allowed to be 200 feet of a school."
"What?" Doug asked, shocked.
"Or a Chuck 'E' Cheese."
"Mr. Wenneck..." began a kid.
"It's the weekend, Budnick. I don't know you, you do not exist." Phil says, starting to walk up to the car.
"Doug I don't think I can do this now." I state, sticking my nose back in my book.
"You have to Petra for me please."
"But Doug, I don't think I can put up with Phil all the way to Vegas; I might end up killing him before we even get there."
"You won't."
Shit why did Doug have to know me to well, he knows that I still have feels for Phil; god even Tracy knows that.
"Shit, nice car. I'm driving." Phil states, not even noticing me which is fine by me but knowing my luck he will at some point.
"No chance," Doug starts, as Phil throws his bag in, Doug stops it hitting me. "Woah, watch the leather."
Phil being Phil climbs in the car like a gorilla.
"Will you shut up and drive before one of these nerds asks me a question." He states, as he gets comfortable. "Who's this?" points towards Alan.
"Alan, Tracy's brother." Doug replied.
Alan looked back at Phil. "I've met you like four times."
"Oh yeah, how've you been man?"
I use this time to push Phil's legs off the seat, he turns shocked to see me there. "Why the hell is Petra here?"
"Hello to you too Phil," I answer, before poking my tongue out at him. "Because I'm the groom's twin sister and well Doug want's me here, right Doug?"
"Yes, just play nice you two just until after the wedding."
"Fine, anyhow can we please just go and get Stu so I can get as far away from asshole here." I shot back at Doug.
"Fine call me an asshole you whore."
"You know what I'm not going even start with you Phil." I say, putting in my ear buds and turning up my iPod as load as I can so I can't hear Phil yelling at me.
I lost track of time because the next thing I know was Phil pulling out one of my ear buds. I glare at him before spotting Stu on the other side of him. "OH MY GOD STU, I didn't see you there." I reach over Phil and give Stu a hug. As I pull away I stop my iPod and pull out my other ear bud.
"Hey, why didn't I get a hug?" Phil asks, clearly pissed off.
"It's all good Petra. So hey how is Eli going?" Stu asks.
"Eli's great. His so into soccer right now, it's soccer this and soccer that. I had to change his bedroom around the other day in a soccer theme well he was at school to surprise him. He loved it." I answer, it's so nice to have someone ask how my little man is going not even his father asked me how he was making me a bit upset and mad but then again Phil doesn't know or seem to care that he even had a son. I saw Doug look at me in the mirror knowing that I was a bit hurt before notice Phil looking at me oddly. "What Philip Wenneck?"
"How can you fit into those sort of clothes after you had a baby?"
"Oh can you be any less of a pervert, Phil.' Rolling my eyes at his comment as I pull out a jacket and put it on, not even thinking about the fact it's Phil's old leather jacket "What are you looking at me like that now for?"
"Is that my old leather jacket? I've been looking for it for years."
"Am I alright on that side Alan?" Doug asked.
"Yeah, you're good."
Doug pulled into the next lane and we were almost hit by a truck. I was in Phil's lap before you could say Honey I'm home.
"That was awesome." Alan laughed.
"That was not awesome." Doug yelled back.
"What is wrong with you? We almost died." Stu adds.
"You shoulda seen your face." Alan states, looking at Doug.
"That's funny." said Phil chuckling, I smack him as I sit back where I was.
Phil then leans over and whispers in my ear. "I knew you still have feelings for me…" I don't even let Phil finish.
"Oh god Doug please pull over, I can't stand it." I yell, luckily for me Doug does pull over to get gas; Alan filling the car the rest of us go inside to get same stuff to eat and drink.
As I was stand there trying to work out what to get Phil walks past brushing up against me. What the hell is he trying to do, make me what to kill him. I watch him walk up to the counter, I start to think about what Tracy and Doug said earlier; maybe Tracy was right maybe Phil does want to be a part of Eli's life. I can't really keep hiding him after the wedding. Then again Phil did come to see me in the hospital after I had Eli, he even bought my favorite flowers with him when no one else's even knows what they are. What if he wanted to be a part of Eli's life back then.
'No, no. But did Tracy did mention we shouldn't let him gamble or drink too much." I hear Doug say as I walk up to the counter.
"He's like a gremlin. He comes with instructions and shit." Phil said, as I put stuff on the counter and steal some of Phil's chips.
"And one water." Stu states, setting a water in the counter.
"All good with Melissa?" Doug asks.
"Oh yeah, I told her we're two hour outside of wine country and she bought it." Stu answers. "Plus she just thinks it's us guys no Petra."
"Don't you think it's kind of strange you've been in a relationship for three years and you still have to lie about going to Vegas?" Phil questions.
"Yeah I do, but trust me it's not worth the fight." Stu shot back.
"Oh so you can't go to Vegas but she can fuck a bellhop on a carnival cruise line?"
Oh my god did Phil have to go there in the middle of a gas station.
"He was a bartender and she was wasted and if you must know he didn't even cum inside her."
"And you believe that?"
"Uh yeah I do believe that because she's grossed out by seaman."
"That's be $32.50." the Cashier said, she looked a little grossed out.
I quickly pay saying sorry before walking out the door yelling back a Stu. "No women can be grossed out by seaman… unless it's Phil's." I could tell Phil was glaring at me, as I walked quickly back to the car getting in and putting my ear buds back in.
It was twilight when we got to Caesar's Palace. Phil being Phil again tried to chat up two ladies as they walked out, I just rolled my eyes. We head in and up to the front deck.
"Can I help you?" the front deck lady asked.
"Yes, we have reservations under Dr. Price." Stu states.
"Let me have a look."
"Dr. Price? Stu, you're a dentist, don't get all fancy. He's a dentist, so if anyone has a heartache, you should still call 911." Phil pipes up.
"I'll be sure to do that." she says, all flirty; oh god why do all females fall for Phil's charm. "You have a two bed room on the eighth floor."
"Well if we're sharing, I'm bunking with Phil. You cool with that?" Alan states, looking at Phil; I had to hide my laughter.
"No, I'm not cool with that. What are we, twelve? Plus we have Petra with us." he began. "Look, Lisa, do you have any villas available?"
"We have one that is available for forty-two hundred a night." She answers.
"We'll take it." I snap, at her not trying to be mean or sound aggressive but I really would love to get away from Phil and I don't really want to end up sharing a bed with him again. Plus Phil is right I don't really what to share a bed with any of them.
I stopped listening again until I hear Stu freaking out that Melissa checks his statements. I just shake my head and hand over my credit card.
"You own my one Stu." I state, as Phil grabs the room keys and start walking off so I yell at him. "And so do you Phil."
Doug starts complaining that I can't afford it being a single mum working two jobs just so we can get by.
"It's Fine, Doug. Stu and Phil can just pay me back."
Phil just waves his hand, so I skip up to him and take one of the keys throwing it at Doug before walking in front of Phil to try to piss him off.
"If you're trying to piss me off, Petra it's not going to happen."
I turn around and poke my tongue at him for the second time that day, then Doug and Stu start freaking out about me walking backwards. Good think to because I bump into a bellhop coming out of an elevator, Phil grabs hold of my wrist before I go fly backwards and pulls me back into his arms. I quickly pull away from him and step into the elevator and stand between Doug and Stu. We found our room, that's huge, it has four rooms… great looks like two of us a bunking.
"Good pick Phil, upgrading to a villa." I state, before going to pick a room.
"Glad you like, Petra." I hear Phil call after me. "Alright, pick a room and get ready ladies, we leave in thirty minutes… That includes you Petra."
I just roll my eyes, does he not remember that I can be ready ten minutes before him, as I throw my bag on the bed and open it… just great Tracy packed my bag, what was she trying to do make me get laid. She even packed my maid of honour dress and shoes… was she thinking we weren't going to be back in time or something. I look at the time on my phone, crap I just spend ten minutes going through my bag to work out what to wear. I go have a quick shower, dress and quickly put my hair up a messy bun luckily my hair is curly, as I was putting on my make-up on my phone starts ringing. It's my mum, she's probable ringing so Eli could say goodnight so I answer it.
"Hey, mum." I say, heading back into my room to walk straight smack bang into a shirt-less Phil.
"What the hell?" I mouth at him.
"Hey, Mummy."
"Oh Eli, sorry I thought it was grandma." I state, before mouthing to Phil if he could help me with the zipper on my dress, as Eli said night to me and asked if I could say night to Uncle Doug. "Sure think honey I'll say night to Uncle Doug for you. Night sweetheart."
I hang up as Phil zips up my dress, he then just leaves his hands on my back. "Get your hands off me Philip Wenneck."
"OK ok." He states, put his hands up in front of him. "So how is Eli?"
"Can we talk about Eli at a later date please Phil, now is not the time or place." I answer, a bit shocked that he even was asking about Eli. "Plus you hear me tell Stu in the car, how Eli is."
"To hell with that, I want to talk about Eli now. I want to know about him, he's still my son. I will ask about my damn son anytime I damn well please." Phil growls, I never seen him this mad before not even when we broke up.
"No his not you give up that right long before I even know I was pregnant because you broke up with me." I shot back, as Phil puts his shirt on doing it up and grabbing the jacket he was wearing for the night.
"Fine, your right now is not the time." He growl, as he walks out the door before sticking he's head back in. "But we will talk about Eli at one point later on."
"Whatever." I say, under my breath looking around the room spying Phil's bag… great looks like I have to bunk with Phil, at least if he pisses me off to much well we're out I'll just grab a new room away from the boys.
I check myself over on the mirror before heading to Stu's room. Stu was still not ready because he was on the phone to… ah Melissa, while Phil was lounged on the bed and Doug was sitting in one of the chairs. I slowly walk in before I don't know what I was doing I end up sitting on the bed next Phil.
"Where's Alan?" Stu asks, after getting off the phone.
"He's out getting something." Doug replied.
"Good, because I have something to show you guys." Stu states, doing awkward poses with each word before pulling out a box.
"What is that?" Asked Phil, looking at Stu.
"What do you think it is?" Doug states.
"It's a fucking mistake." Phil answers.
"You know what, I'm going to agree with Phil there." I said, leaning on him with out thinking.
"I'm going to propose to Melissa at your wedding, after the ceremony."
"She fucked a waiter." Phil adds, hoping to change Stu's mind.
"He wasn't a waiter, he was a bartender, Phil you know that." I state, I can't stand Melissa after what she called me, yes I get Phil calling me a whore but deep down I know he doesn't mean it but with Melissa she means it.
"That's his fiancé." Doug states, hitting both me and Phil on the foot.
"It's my grandmother's ring, she made it the whole way through the Holocaust with it." Stu states.
"She's not worth it." Phil states.
"Hey guys, are you ready to let the dogs out? "asked Alan, standing at the door.
"What?" we ask, confused.
"You know, who let the dogs out." Alan said.
"Yes Alan, we're ready to let the dogs out." Doug states, before turning to Stu. "Well, congrats man."
We all head to the elevator, when we got there; there was a man and a lady who looks like a hooker in it.
"We're going up." He said, checking me out.
"Perfect, so are we." Phil said, as we hop in.
I could feel the guy's eyes on me so I grab hold of Phil's hand which he ends up wrapping around my waist, pulling me closer so I lean into him for good measure. So Phil obviously of noticing the guy checking me out too, I think the guy might think I'm a hooker or something seen I'm with four guys. I end up kissing Phil's cheek and playing with his hair, like I use to until the guy and his hooker girlfriend get off.
"I'm just saying, it's clearly marked, okay? We are definitely not supposed to be up here." Stu was complaining, as he held the door open for Doug, myself and Alan.
"Come on Stu, we're paying for a villa. We can do whatever the fuck we want." Phil said.
"Yeah, but…"
"Oh, Stu live a little." I say, before heading over to Phil.
"See Petra agrees. Just wedge the door open." Phil smiles, then points at a ladder indicating for me to go up first.
"No."
"And why not?"
"A – I'm wearing heels and B – You'll look up my dress, so I'll go up last." I state, taking off my shoes so I don't break the heels of them.
"As in the dress I bought you." Phil states, before starting to head up the ladder but stops.
"Shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick Phil." I shot back, Phil takes my purse and shoes from me and climbs the ladder. 'Plus you bought me this whole outfit." Knowing that he didn't hear the last bit.
"Guys, come up here."
Doug looks at me as to say "Where did your shoes and purse go?" I just point up and mouthing Phil. As soon as the guys go up I follow.
"How the hell did you find this place?" Doug ask, as I sit down on the wall.
"Don't worry about it." Phil answers, handing me my purse smiling then puts my shoes back on my feet for me.
"Whoa. Are you kidding?" Stu states "Look at the view up here."
Phil pulls me up before whispering in my ear. "You remember the last time we were up here?" I just nod, wanting to be sick. How can I not. But how in the hell did Phil remember that night, the last time I was on the roof of Caesar's Palace with Phil was the night I fell pregnant with Eli. Phil and I were here to celebrating our fourth anniversary of dating and the last. Phil turned away.
"Alan, how we doing, buddy?"
"Good."
"What do you have over there, Alan?" Doug asked, as Alan began to walk towards us and Phil winking at me.
"A little Jagermeister, good idea."
"Good call." Stu adds.
"On the roof?" I question.
"No, this is good. I'd like to make a toast," Stu answers. "To Doug and Tracy. May tonight be but a minor speed bump in an otherwise very long and healthy marriage. Cheers."
"Cheers."
"Oh, it's just like college." Doug states, after downing his shot.
"All right. I wanna talk about something," Phil starts.
"I'd like to," Alan interrupts. "I'd like to say something… that I prepared for tonight."
"All right, Alan." Stu said, I look at Phil sympathetic.
"Hello, how was that ride in? I guess that's why they call in Sin City. Haha." Alan starts, Phil and I look at each other and shrug. "You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of myself of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister bought Doug and Petra home from college, I knew they were two of my own. And my wolf pack, it grew by two. So there were three of us in the wolf pack. I was alone first in the pack and then Doug and Petra joined later. And six months ago… when Doug introduced me to Phil and Stu, I thought: "Wait a second. Could it be?" And now, I know for sure. I just added two more guys to my wolf pack."
"All right?"
"Five of us wolves… running around the desert together in Las Vegas… looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight… I make a toast." He states, raising a knife and slicing the palm of his hand. "Blood brothers."
"Dude, what the fuck?" Phil asks, pulling me behind him.
"Alan, no we're not cutting ourselves." Doug states, as Alan holds the knife out to Stu.
"No, I'm not doing that."
"Go ahead, Stuart."
"Make him stop." I nearly shout, from inside Phil's arms.
"Give me the knife." Doug said. "Give me the knife. Slowly. Thank you."
"You all right? Are you okay?" Phil asks, still holding me to calm me down. I was shaking like a leave. "Do you need a doctor?"
Alan shook his head, he was fine.
"He's fine, he's good." Doug states.
"I'm good"
"Perfect. Alan, come here buddy." Phil said, pulling us into a tight circle.
"Get in here, crazy." Stu adds, as Phil pours us another shot.
"All right, to a night the five of us of will never forget."
A/N: All of Petra's outfits will be listed in our profile.
Feel free to reveiw. Chapter two will be up very soon!