Inspired by (link on my profile)
(This is my first fanfic and if you don't like weed then you shouldn't read this)
Marceline was floating above her floor with her legs crossed, lazily strumming her red bass axe. She looked up at the clock to check the time and saw that it was 4:16 PM, which meant it was close to the time of day which she loved. She floated upstairs to her room and came back down with a clear baggie containing a green substance that she adored so much.
"Aww yeah, hehe." Marceline chuckled as she hugged the bag of weed which made her feel instantly happy. As soon as she was about to open the bag, the Door Lord popped in from a magical door portal and snatched the sack of weed from her hands and quickly put it in his bright blue duffel bag.
In her kitchen, Finn, Jake, Beemo and Princes Bubblegum were all trying to figure out where they were and where the Door Lord was. PB instantly realized where she was, only because she has been there many times in the past. She was in her ex-girlfriend's kitchen. "Oh glob." She thought to herself as fear began to set on her mind because she really didn't want to be anywhere near her past lover. That feeling soon went away when she heard a loud yell come from Marceline's living room. They all quickly ran towards the sound.
"Hhhgg, Ahhh! Auuhhhh!" Marceline was so in shock that all she could do is cry out a yell of desperation and anger. She then quickly grabbed her over-sized bass axe and swung at the big yellow creature with a miniature door on top of his hat. It dodged her attack and quickly hopped away and threw a small yellow key to the floor which made a gray portal door appear from thin air. Marceline then held up her axe bass for another swing and stepped towards the Door Lord. But yellow creature opened the portal door exposing the bright sunlight directly shooting at the vampire.
"HISSSS!" Marceline's face and body began to burn and boil up and she dropped to the ground in pain.
"Marceline! Are you ok?" Finn quickly went over to aid Marceline. Bubblegum watched her with worry in her eyes as she wanted to go hold her ex-girlfriend in her arms until she was all better for some strange reason.
"Yeah..." Said Marceline in a calm voice still trying to hold her tough reputation. She rolled over on the ground trying to recover and not noticing that Bubblegum was in the same room.
"Don't worry, we'll get him." Assured Finn as he and everyone else stepped into the door portal and chased after the Door Lord. But Bubblegum soon stepped back into Marceline's house making sure if Marceline was alright.
"Hey... Are you ok?" Bubblegum asked with general concern. Marceline was still on her side recovering.
"Huh? Oh..." Marceline then realized who had asked and she sat up quickly to not seem weak. "Totally." She quickly replied and gave a quick smile to her ex as she floated off to her room and grabbed her large sun hat and gloves. Seeing this, Bubblegum headed towards Finn and Marceline floated behind her catching up with the others.
After moments of singing and emotions getting out of control, they finally opened the door, beat up the Door Lord and retrieved a blue bag containing their stuff. As the Door Lord was being pounded by a boy, a magic dog, a talking video game console and a princess made out of bubblegum, Marceline sneakily grabbed her bag of precious herbs out of the blue duffel bag and hid it in her long black hair. She then placed the duffel bag back where it was and joined in brutal beating. After they were done with the Door Lord, Jake then grabbed the duffel bag and gave everyone their stuff back.
"Ok, here's that lock of Bubblegum's hair you love so much." He handed a chunk of pink bubblegum to Finn.
"Oh you." Bubblegum said as she puffed out her cheek and looked at the silly little boy.
"Ahh, sheesh." Finn sighed in embarrassment and looked down at the ground. "What a dweeb." Marceline thought to herself and couldn't help but smile at the embarrassing situation.
"And here's Jakey's blankey" Jake said outload more to himself as he held the blanket close to his face.
"Here's your controller Beemo" Beemo virtually smiled when Jake handed the controller over.
"Yippe-ka-ai-yee!" Screamed Beemo with happiness as the blue box excitedly whirled it's controller around in the air.
"Marceline, here's your, rock shirt." Jake held up a black t-shirt.
"Hey, that's not-" Marceline pointed at the familiar looking shirt as Bubblegum ran over and interrupted, hastily snatching the shirt out of Jake's hand.
"It's mine! That's mine." PB blurted with a nervous and awkward smile. Not realizing that she forgot to sneak it out so know one, especially Marceline, would know that she stills keeps the memorable shirt.
"You... kept the shirt I gave you?" Marceline asked, blushing as she didn't expect her ex would keep anything that would remind them of their relationship, or of her.
"Yeah, it uh... means alot to me." Bubblegum waved the shirt in the air smiling at Marceline noticing her blush up a storm.
"But you never wore it?" The vampire girl puffed her cheek and raised up her arms looking at Bubblegum who was putting on the t-shirt.
"Dude I wear it all the time! As pajamas." Bubblegum stated now wearing the black shirt with a rather "too distasteful" design for a bubblegum princess. She smiled at the pale girl and give her a 'thumb's up.'
With that having said, Marceline then started having thoughts about Bubblegum in bed wearing her shirt, her mind wandered at the thought getting a little more distasteful. She then snapped out of it when she heard Finn say something and felt her bag of weed slipping out of her hair. She slipped a hand behind her back and grabbed the bag, unnoticed, before it fell the floor.
"Wait, if that's Bubblegum's shirt. What are you missing Marceline?" Finn looked at Marceline who froze trying to think of an excuse. But before she could, Finn had another idea of his own.
"Wait a second, wait a second! You don't have a thing!" Finn pointed accusingly at the floating girl.
"You just wanted to hang out with us!" Marceline then felt a huge relief go over her and whispered to herself very lightly "You caught me..." as she held the bag filled with her precious herbs behind her back. And she then immediately realized that she had to play it off and go along with Finn's theory.
"No I didn't!" Marceline acted as if she didn't want to be caught wanting to hang out with them. Which she really didn't, she'd much rather be in the comfort of her own home, blazing it up and getting high off her ass.
"No way, you're caught. I figured you out." Finn waved his hands in the air, and then laughing as he felt a small victory. Jake and Bubblegum walked behind him smiling at the vampire girl "who has just been caught". Marceline didn't know what else to do, but all she wanted to do was to pack a bowl and chill out by herself. So she decided to scare them off so she could get back to what she was going to do back at her house.
"Grrrrrrraaahhh!" She transformed into a giant, light blue, hairy beast. She put her baggie in her back pocket as they ran away so know one would see it.
"I'll kill you!" She warned them as she chased after Finn, Jake, and Princess Bubblegum who were all giggling as they separated getting away from the monster Marceline turned into.
She chased them so far that she was in a nearby forest. She then stopped and shrunk back to her normal self after she figured that everyone else had gone home to sleep since it was already late. She decided to just toke it up at the spot she was at since everything around her seemed peaceful and she really didn't want to float back home after a stressful and emotional day. So she grabbed the sack from her back pocket, then she pulled out her small black pipe and matching black lighter that she carried around in her pockets.
Meanwhile, Finn, Jake, and Beemo had headed home to go to sleep after a fun day they had. Bubblegum, on the other hand, decided that she wanted to go back to see what Marceline was up to and talk to to her. She thought it was only appropriate to do since Marceline basically confessed her feelings and showed that she still cared. And same for Bubblegum, who still keeps her ex-girlfriend's shirt which shows she still cares as well.
Marceline floated in the air with her legs crossed, and packed a bowl.
"Ahh, finally." She sighed as she grabbed her lighter and torched the bowl. She took a big hit since she felt it was necessary after a hard day she was having. She exhaled with a relieving sigh as thick white smoke flowed out of her mouth and smiled as she took another hit. Bubblegum was wandering around the forest until she could find Marceline. She then scrunched her nose as she smelled something funny in the air. She walked towards the smell until she stopped and saw Marceline lighting her pipe and soon after exhaling with thick smoke coming out of her mouth. "What in the..." PB thought to herself as she watched Marceline's goofy facial expression. Bubblegum of course knew what she was doing, she had studied about drugs and marijuana in her lab. She pretty much knew about everything.
"Marceline..." Bubblegum called out with a angry and confused look on her face as she took a couple steps towards the stoned vampire.
"Wha- oh shit..." Marceline said, barely able to think straight. She squinted at PB with small blood-shot eyes.
"Uhhh..." Marceline was not sure what to say at the moment. She wasn't sure if she should feel guilty or angry that Bubblegum had caught her.
"What are you..." Bubblegum began to say, even though she knew what she was doing so there was no point in asking that, but she still asked anyway.
"Are you smoking marijuana?" Bubblegum asked with a confused and disgusted look on her face and frowned.
"No." Marceline quickly shook her head with maybe a little too much enthusiasm.
"Marceline... Don't lie to me." Bubblegum stared at Marceline who still didn't know what was really going on. Bubblegum could tell that she was out of it.
"Why are you doing this?" The pink girl asked curiously.
"Well.. Uhmmm... Bubblegum, you need to leave right now. Or else... Or else you'll get squished by an elephant!" Marceline exclaimed throwing her hands in the air for extra convincing.
Bubblegum didn't know what to say or do. She was disappointed, angry, worried, and curious all at the same time. All she could do is stare at the vampire girl who has traveled into another world at the moment.
"Bubblegum, I'm serous. The elephant... He's gonna come any moment now. Get out of here man!" Marceline still trying to convince PB that she was about to get attacked by an elephant unless she left.
"Marceline, seriously, why are you doing this?" Bubblegum asked again in a serious tone. It was clear to Marceline that she wasn't going to leave until she got answer that made sense. So might as well tell her the truth.
"Ughh..." Marceline felt defeat and "other things" in herself.
"Well, ever since... Ever since you left me things, haven't... turned out so great." Marceline was trying to sound audible and trying to put words together making sure they made sense. She looked at the ground in shame and frowned.
"So I wasn't sure what to do... So I went back to smoking weed. Because it just makes me feel better and stuff... It's just been helping me get through tough times I'm dealing with." Marceline's frown then turned into a small smile and looked back at Bubblegum with her small red eyes.
"Ohh..." Was all Bubblegum could say.
"Still. That's no excuse Marceline. You shouldn't be doing this, don't you know what could happen to your lungs?" Bubblegum stated as she angrily and accusingly stared at Marceline
"Pffft." Marceline laughed at Bubblegum's statement.
"I don't breath. I'm a vampire silly. Remember?" Marceline shot back at the "all-knowing" Princess Bubblegum.
"Oh yeah... Well still... You shouldn't do this." Was all Bubblegum could say looking at Marceline, who was at eye-level, with disappointment.
"Ok, mom." Marceline teased as she still wanted Bubblegum to leave so she could continue her lonely smoke sesh. Bubblegum became annoyed with her teasing and arched her brows.
"Ughh, Marceline you're so... distasteful! I swear, sometimes I don't even know why I ever dated you!" Bubblegum angrily shot back at the still stoned vampire.
"Maybe it was 'cuz of all the hot sex we had." Bubblegum instantly blushed incredibly. Marceline laughed at what she just said and at the blushing pink girl in front of her.
"Marceline! Shut up! You... you... Druggie! Ruffian! Ughh!" Bubblegum wanted smack the obnoxious pale girl in the face but she knew it wouldn't be fair since Marceline wasn't thinking properly.
"Calm down babe, here, take a hit. Looks like you need it." Marceline joked around with Bubblegum and offered Bubblegum her pipe, amused by her reactions. She floated over onto her stomach and held her hand holding the pipe in front of PB, easily in her reach. Bubblegum stared at the black pipe, wondering weather if Marceline was serous or still joking around. "Oh wait... she's high" Bubblegum thought to herself still glaring at the skinny floating vampire girl offering her a pipe filled with the green herbs. Moments passed and silence began to fill the air, along with smoke and the smell of weed.
"I'll take that as a no then." Marceline ran out of patience and brought her black pipe back into her mouth and took another hit, not caring if Bubblegum was in front of her or not. Bubblegum watched her as she inhaled and exhaled, white smoke leaving her mouth.
"But seriously Bonnibel. It's kinda creepy with you just staring at me. Either come join me and chill out for once in your life. Or go back to your candy kingdom." Marceline took another hit while waiting for Bubblegum to answer her.
Bubblegum frowned when Marceline used her real name. Which is something she doesn't let others do, but she knows that Marceline only uses it to get on her nerves. Which was working.
"On second thought, you're probably not down to chill out. You better get going before that elephant comes." Marceline looked away, amazed by her surroundings that were looking more interesting by the second. Bubblegum arched her brows in anger. She had enough of Marceline and saw this as a challenge.
"I'm 'down'. Heck, I'm more then 'down'! Give me that!" Bubblegum snatched the black pipe and lighter out of her pale hands. She really wasn't sure what to do so she stood there staring for a while at the two mysterious objects in her hands. Marceline laughed a little as she could tell that Bubblegum didn't know what she was doing. Even though Marceline didn't know what she, herself, was doing either. She floated upwards in a standing position besides PB and guided her arms into the right movements.
"Here." She placed the pipe in Bubblegum's mouth.
"Now light it up with the lighter." Marceline directed Bubblegum, who only obeyed and lit the bowl.
"Now breath in through your mouth and inhale the smoke" Marceline said calmly and smiled at the "princess". Marceline has always been able to make Bubblegum do things that a "princess" shouldn't do. It was as if Bubblegum was under the sexy vampire's spell. But Bubblegum did the same to Marceline. She made Marceline act all gushy and in-love whenever the vampire was around her. When they were around each other, they both acted out of character and let loose.
Bubblegum inhaled the smoke and coughed it out as she still wasn't sure what she was doing. But still continued trying to show Marceline that she was still fun.
"Try not to cough, just inhale and exhale" Bubblegum nodded and went for a second try, this time without Marceline guiding her hands. Although, Bubblegum wished she still was. Bubblegum took a small hit, but not too small, and exhaled the smoke into the air without any coughing. She was amazed by the smoke coming out of her mouth which was very unorthodox to her. They both continued the technique, passing the pipe between each other until Bubblegum began to feel it kick in.
"Woah... Marceline... I feel, funny." Bubblegum giggled and looked at Marceline who looked a little more interesting to her.
"Yeah babe, it's kicking in. Just sit back and enjoy the ride" Marceline smiled as she floated on her back resting her hands on the back of her head and gazing up at the starry night.
"Why do you call me babe?" Bubblegum asked, curiously looking at Marceline.
"Because you are a babe." Marceline giggled still looking up at the sky.
"Ohh." Bubblegum blushed and smiled as she fell back hard onto the ground thinking she would do the same as the vampire and float lightly onto the air.
"Ouch... What the glob? Why can't I do that thing like you? Like, flying in midair?" Bubblegum rubbed the back of her head and looked up at the vampire waiting for a serious answer.
"Uhmm... Maybe you're not magical enough." Marceline broke her star gazing and looked down at Bubblegum, who seemed uncomfortable on the ground.
"Awww, that's not fair." Bubblegum frowned and gave Marceline the puppy eyes hoping she would somehow make Bubblegum more magical.
"Hmmm... Come here, I got a better idea." Marceline reached her hands out towards Bubblegum waiting for her to grab them.
"Okay." Bubblegum decided not to ask and just go with it. She grabbed Marceline's hands and she was pulled onto the skinny vampire girl's body. She blushed a little and accustomed her body so that she was now lying on Marceline with her back on her stomach facing the stars as well.
"Better?" Marceline asked wrapping her cold gray-blue hands around Bubblegum's stomach so she wouldn't fall off.
"Yeah, much better." Bubblegum put her own hands over Marceline's and smiled to herself as she watched the interesting dark sky with her ex-girlfriend.
"Woah, if you look over there, you could see a giraffe dancing huh?" Marceline pointed into the stars hoping Bubblegum would see.
"I think I see it... Oh yeah! It does!" Bubblegum happily agreed with Marceline and they spent the next hour laughing and pointing into the sky at the strange things they saw. Then after they couldn't find any more amusing constellations, Bubblegum shifted over so that she was resting her stomach onto Marceline's stomach and looking into her eyes. The two glared at each other smiling at the comfort of the other.
"Hi..." Was all Bubblegum could think of to say to the beautiful pale skinned girl she was laying on.
"Hey." Marceline replied grinning at the cute pink princess laying on top of her.
They both shifted closer to each other and their lips meet. It was a slow kiss that didn't last very long. After they parted they looked at each other still smiling. Bubblegum layed her head onto Marceline's chest and felt tired and extremely hungry. Marceline also felt the same hunger, but wasn't as tired as Bubblegum. She then skillfully grabbed all her stuff, not braking the comfort, and floated towards her house with Bubblegum still resting on top of her with her eyes closed but not asleep.
"Hey, we're here." Marceline informed Bubblegum and floated 2 inches above her sofa.
"Ohh." Bubblegum barely opened her still red eyes and got off of Marceline and stood up on the ground and stretched. Both felt a little sad and empty when they broke the comfortable position. Marceline floated off her red couch and headed towards the kitchen. Bubblegum sat on the floor with her legs crossed since she knew from previous experience that her couch wasn't exactly cozy. Marceline came back with a huge bowl of strawberries and two strawberry milkshakes in her hands. She handed Bubblegum a red milkshake and set the bowl of equally red strawberries between the two. Marceline floated in front of Bubblegum with her legs stretched out. Bubblegum sipped on the milkshake and eagerly bit into a strawberry after.
"Oh my! These are extremely delicious! What did you use to make them?" Bubblegum asked with an overly satisfying tone.
"Uhmm... strawberries?" She referred to the milkshakes.
"And dirt." She referred to the strawberries. She then laughed realizing how silly Bubblegum was being.
"But they taste so... so..." Bubblegum was trying to search for an articulate word to use, but at that moment, she couldn't think of anything besides strawberries, elephants and Marceline.
"...So good!" They both laughed and Bubblegum continued to eat strawberries and drink her strawberry milkshake, while Marceline just sucked the color out of it. After they were both done it was still dark outside and they both felt exhausted and still stoned.
"I'm tired." Bubblegum yawned and looked at Marceline who had equally red droopy eyes
"You can sleep over if you want Bonnie." Marceline didn't realize she used her old petname for Bubblegum from when they were dating, but Bubblegum did. She smiled at the word.
"I guess I can, Marcy" She crawled over and straddled her ex-girlfriend's legs and wrapped her hands around the vampire's torso and laid her head on her pale shoulder. Marceline also smiled as she heard her petname and wrapped her arms around the cute pink girl and floated them both onto her bed which was big enough for the both of them. They both cuddled on the bed with Bubblegum on top of the vampire, her hands around her neck, her legs wrapped around Marceline's, and both of their foreheads brushing together. Marceline lay under the pink girl with her hands around her waist and staring into Bubblegum's droopy eyes, which were staring back. Both of them lay in a position which reminded them of when they were together.
"Marcy..." Bubblegum whispered quietly.
"Yeah?" Marceline also whispered still not breaking the stare.
"Thanks for today. I had fun. Like, a lot of fun." Bubblegum said in a louder tone. Then she smiled and kissed Marceline on the check and went back to stare into still red eyes.
"No problem babe." Marceline also kissed her on the cheek and went back to the gaze they both had. Then they both leaned in and passionately kissed each other. Lips moving together in a slow and emotional kiss. After they broke a part for a short while, only so Bubblegum could breathe, they went back at it and the passionate kiss turned into a full on make-out session. It started to get steamy, tongues began fighting for dominance and hands wandered throughout each other's bodies. Things got very "distasteful."