This is not a fanfiction. I'll tell you that right now. But I'm doing a countdown of the top 10 most disturbing things about Pokemon if you think about it.
I don't own Pokemon. BUT I LOVEZ THEM THOUGHZ!
10. Where did all of the Male adults go?
This is quite troubling. Through all of your hours of adventuring, you almost never see any male men. This mostly applies to the TV show. In the game, there's an old guy down every street. Their about as common as McDonalds.
Where did all of the male men go? And have you ever noticed that not one - not a single Pokemon game has ever had their dad around? It's always just the mother. Same with Disney movies, bit that is TOTALLY different.
I wish I could see all of your faces right now. You never really thought about this, did you? Well there is a theory that floats around that makes sense if you think about it. Before any of the games, there was a great war - and the remaining men, such as professors and the such - weren't fit for combat. This would make sense - think about our favorite electric toting Team Rocket gym leader, Lt. Surge.
He has a military rank in his name. And when you battle him, he even refers back to some war if some kind. "Hey, kid! What do you think you're doing here? You won't live long in combat! That's for sure! I tell you kid, electric Pokémon saved me during the war! They zapped my enemies into paralysis! The same as I'll do to you!"
That right their proves that their was some kind of war sometime in the near past, considering Surge looks to be in his late 30's, maybe early 40's. That leads to another question - if their was a war, what was it about? And who was fighting?
That is a great question. If you watched the movie about Lucario and the whatever you call it (their have been to many movies to remember) thepope ing seen is a war that shows Pokemon charging into battle against other pokemon. For all we know, the humans could have caused the collision to happen, trying to wipe Pokemon off of the face entirely.
Then when the Pokemon foundqoute, a bloody war between electric rats and humans started, killing off most of the males in that society. I mean it's possible, right? I'm not saying anything outrageous, am I?
But that leads to yet another question - if we did fight against Pokemon, then why do we catch them now? I'll cover that later, so don't sorry.
And don't go off on me about Norman - he technically was a dad, but was he truly? He cared more about his gym leader duties then his own family. And that was a special occasion. Pokemon got so many complaints that they have not included a father in the game since.
Make sure to leave your comments as to what you think. Maybe you think that aliens abducted our males - your theories are as good a guess as mine are.