Title: Detectives Alike
Characters: Dick and Artemis
Pairings: I'd like to think I managed to Traught this. If not, then RobArt friendship!
Summary: Who needs a fictional consulting detective when you've got the protégé of The World's Greatest Detective?
Notes: Done for the 30 Day Drabble Challenge; Day 12
Prompt: Knowledge
Disclaimer: Nope, characters not mine.
Robin was fiddling with his wrist computer on the way to his room in the cave. Damn Wally and his tech-idiocy. The boy may be a genius in science but, boy, was he horrible with technology. That was the last time he let his best friend touch his tech-baby.
Robin stopped when me heard a familiar tune coming from the door to his right. He looked at the door, slightly ajar, and its name plate. He raised a finely-shaped eyebrow and let out a breathe of incredulity.
Artemis was... singing?
Realising that, Robin back-tracked his steps and leaned on the wall beside the door. This, he could not pass up.
He listened closely, the tune of her blonde teammate's song oddly familiar but the lyrics told him otherwise. Funny, he was sure she was singing to The Man Who Can't Be Moved by The Script, one of the songs Wally liked to belt out on random occasions.
He strained his hearing even more, trying to catch Artemis's soft voice.
I'll use my wit and knowledge to pick off Moriarty's men
I'll keep traveling and working until you're safe again
And I'll come running back to our flat
One more miracle for you
And that's why I've gotta move
Honestly, Robin could have burst out into hysterical laughter right then and there but he was too skilled for that and settled for an amused grin instead. Zatanna had been pushing for all of The Team to watch that Sherlock show- he only gave in when she mentioned that some guy was a consulting detective- but he never realised Artemis did, too. And she was already this hooked into it.
Deciding to have some fun, Robin pushed open the door quietly with a finger and plastered a charming smirk on his face.
"You know Art," said blonde whipped her head to him so fast, he was surprised she didn't get a whiplash, and he continued his taunting, "If you wanted to catch a detective's attention, all you had to do was ask. I'm Batman's protégé for a reason."
The Boy Wonder ducked out of a perfectly-aimed pen projectile and cackled. He heard her fast and heavy footsteps towards his direction and bolted for it, laughing even more when he heard the archer shout.
"YOU ARE NO SHERLOCK HOLMES!"
A/N: /sobs I tried to be funny again. Also, just feeding my headcanon that Zatanna and Artemis have Tumblrs are they reside in the world of fandoms. Also song link in my profile! It's an awesome song. If you're a BBC Sherlock fan, you should totally listen to it.