Disclaimer: I do not own Star Wars. I do not mean to offend people, I write this story just for laughs.
Star Wars Episode I: It's Just Plain Menace
Once upon a time, lived a boy named Anakin Skywalker. He's just a regular 9 year old Tatooinian boy that loves gaming. He was addicted to gaming that his mom, which is a slave also, banned him from gaming until he succeed in something. Anakin was very addicted to gaming that his mom had to sell his XCube 360. Anakin had a new hobby, and that is fixing things. One day, he found a dumped protocol droid called C3P0, it was in a very bad condition. It's not even working, so, he brought it home and tried to fix it. For your information, that protocol droid used to be the best protocol droid, but it became annoying after Anakin fixed it (9 year olds…).
One sand-stormy day, he brought strangers with laser-swords to his house without his mom being paranoid of them. The next day, he won a race that humans can't even do, and from there, people now know that he have super awesome Force powers. Now that "Speed Racer" is now going to be trained as a Jedi, he has to be seperated with his mommy (awww…). On the way, his crush to a 14 year old girl that looks like a 20 year old that happens to be the queen of Naboo develops even more…(sorry Natalie, you didn't look like a 14 year old girl at all, I knew your age is 14 after I read Wookiepedia...)
When Anakin and the gang (Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan, Padme, Padme's decoy, handmaidens, and captains) arrived at Coruscant, they were relieved. Unforetunately, the Jedi council rejects Anakin because they felt darkness in him and he's to old to be trained as a Jedi. Later, the gang went to Naboo. At Naboo, Qui-gon died, but Obi-wan killed Darth Maul, Palpatine became chancellor, some bad guys lose, and Anakin accidently blew the bad guy's space station. Because Obi wan always keep promises, he convinced the council to accept Anakin in the Jedi Order and train Anakin as his padawan. And finally, they had a big celebration at the peaceful planet Naboo.
Yay, a happy ending! (except the part where Qui-Gon died of course :-( ).